Do these trigger the roasty?
Nope.
Masturbation is pretty healthy, and usually makes people more intune to their own preferences and gifts without the damage actual promiscuitydoes to pair bonding.
And if masturbatory aids could render me/women obsolete, our last generation would have been centuries ago, when sailors would make fuckdolls out of cloth and lard.
I do wonder how they mass produce those intricate tunnels, is it a seamed piece or 3d printed?
>>29515813
>if masturbatory aids could render cunts obsolete...
Typical small-minded woman. It's not about making you "obsolete". It's not about getting rid of you. We are simply going to strip you of all power you hold over men. Pic related.
We will keep you around as cum dumpsters and concubines to produce our offspring so we can continue to achieve greatness for the next eternity.
that's pretty gross
like eating artificial meat or something
99% of my want of sex is intimacy and acceptance
>>29516023
So that's a "yes" then. You are triggered.
>>29515750
Nah. It's just the male equivalent of a dildo.
>>29515750
How would you even clean that?
>>29516023
Well, lab grown meat is a probability in the near future
>>29516036
I'm a dude though
oorgincomet
>>29516064
Sure thing stacey
>>29516081
I've lived to see the day 4chan assumes someone is female. I can now die completely satisfied.
>>29516109
Then go die, newfag.
>>29516023
>intimacy and acceptance
Just remember that as a man, both of these things are tied to your status and performance and are in no way unconditional!
>>29516137
Some people love others unconditionally.
>>29516148
Yeah, men.
>>29516062
You can wash them with soap and water.
Damn you guys suck
Not everyone out there in the world is a meme, you literally are thinking about some weird future with sex robots. Those will be for r9k and real man will have real woman, as simple as that.
>>29516148
Even mothers that are still at a healthy child-bearing age will abandon their children when faced with certainty of death. They can always have more offspring to carry their genes, and their subconscious knows this.
>>29516171
>>29516191
Many women love others unconditionally.
>>29516191
[citation needed]
I believe you're thinking of birds, anon.
>>29516214
They don't and they can't.
>>29516225
[reality check needed]
Read the news or go outside retard.
>>29516172
Yeah, but if you cum in there, it'll be all deep inside. How will you get it out? Some kind of pressurized water hose?
>>29516244
I love you unconditionally. I think you need to self-reflect a little on your unhealthy beliefs, or you're going to find it difficult to be happy. I hope you meet nicer women.
>>29515913
Well, robotics are going to stay buggy and expensive, but VR will probably devalue "cunts",
how much so isn't particularly certain.
But if a cunt is just that, a worhtless pile of meat for spitting on, where's the incentive to breed? First worlder whites and east Asians are already forsaking genetic legacy, so if you have a qt waifu, a fulfilling career, and some revolting cunt shackled up in your basement- you're not going to want to plant a child in that swine.
>>29515750
ITS SEXIST TO USE THESE
DELETE THIS
>>29516266
You leave it in, and 9 months later you get another onahole.
>>29516266
On the bottom of the picture, there's a little yellow scrubby for cleaning it. Also, it's very flexible and easy to reach inside.
>>29516278
Be nice, anon. Women are people, too.
>>29516312
Reproduction is dependent on the myth of female worth.
>>29516331
It's not a myth. Everyone deserves love and respect. Happiness is dependent upon loving yourself and others.
>>29516355
>Everyone deserves love and respect.
>Happiness is dependent upon loving yourself
>and others.
>>29516273
Go fuck yourself, cunt. I could unload exactly 94 different real-life examples (via macro images) of women being irredeemable, insufferable garbage on your stupid head and you would just deflect with "hurr not ALL women are like that tho :^) you just so happened to pick out all the bad ones lel". Please end yourself.
>>29516355
>Everyone deserves love and respect.
Why? What did they do to deserve these things?
>>29516355
You aren't entitled to my love, respect, or money
>>29516379
It's true, though. Bad news spreads much more easily than good news... no one cares about the stories where people are nice to each other. You're basing your beliefs on a relatively small sample of people and confirmation bias is allowing you to ignore contradicting information.
In reality, the problem you're noticing here is that a lot of people are bad people. Their sex is literally a 49/51 chance.
>>29516397
They're people. You know what it's like to be a mind with self-consciousness; it's not easy. The ways in which we're different are inconsequential.
>>29516424
You are entitled to my love and respect. If I ever see you in real life, I promise I will be kind to you.
>>29516449
>the problem you're noticing here is that a lot of people are bad people. Their sex is literally a 49/51 chance.
>behavior isn't influenced by gender
>the way you perceive and interact with the world isn't influenced by gender
You are stupid.
>>29516513
Behaviour is influenced by your gender. Even men are subject to this rule. It makes us equally flawed, just differently. It's not a significant difference, either, when you think about how physically similar the human brain and genome is in all people.
>>29516513
Have you read any of the research into the science of sexual dimorphism in humans? It's really not that influential on our behaviour. Look for some papers that attempt to prove or disprove your beliefs and compare them.
>>29516488
>They're people.
That doesn't answer my question. Love and respect shouldn't be given out for free; if they are, they become meaningless.
>>29516613
Yeah and I'm sure there's (((papers))) that say there's no such thing as race, as well. Academics shouldn't be trusted.
>>29516680
I don't think unconditional love is meaningless, anon. There's no upper limit to how many people you can love. It takes almost no effort to be kind and respectful to people and it improves those people's lives. It means you're not alone.
This is the true woman trigger item.
>"W-we women have a stronger orgasm because of our gspot"
>Men have a larger one with more nerve endings, only problem being poo
>>29516175
>Not everyone out there in the world is a meme
>real man will have real woman
>real man
Get the fuck off our boards
>>29516710
If academics can't be trusted, then who can be? News organizations? Politicians? Your mom and dad? How do you know you can trust your own perspective to be objectively correct? What system do you use to decide what is true and what is false?
>>29516756
>tfw you ahegao while your orgasm starts to build up
>>29516175
It's amazing what you can tell about a person by the way they write.
>>29516756
I think that's awesome, actually. I wish I had a g-spot in my ass.
>>29516740
>There's no upper limit to how many people you can love.
This isn't true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number
>>29516785
I trust my own observations. They might be false, but they're the best I have.
>>29516805
Humans evolved big brains in order to better cooperate and organize ourselves into this society. Our intelligence as a species increases at the rate at which human society's interconnectedness and complexity increases. Help your species out a little, be friendly.
>>29516828
I'm glad to hear it, anon. In order to understand the world, we have to be ready to examine our own beliefs and understand our flaws.
>>29516900
>Our intelligence as a species increases at the rate at which human society's interconnectedness and complexity increases.
Proof?
>>29516296
I've tried closed ended sleeves and I hate them, there is no way to clean that. The simple ones with a hole at the end are best and can be turned inside out to get a good clean.
>>29516940
Try Google Scholar with the keywords "human intelligence social complexity
http://www.citeulike.org/group/1230/article/697206
https://books.google.ca/books?hl=en&lr=&id=N5oMZqJwggQC&oi=fnd&pg=PA185&dq=human+intelligence+and+social+complexity&ots=n5i5GgWS-6&sig=IJBwi087nz2YcrEVtQdpndj10DE#v=onepage&q=human%20intelligence%20and%20social%20complexity&f=false
https://books.google.ca/books?hl=en&lr=&id=jmM7AAAAIAAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PR11&dq=human+intelligence+and+social+complexity&ots=aqxEb8wtnI&sig=hKG_1GII3UbWTHRckh1uDgisI2E#v=onepage&q&f=false
>>29516756
I watched a jav the other day where the girl had a vibe in the guys arse
He's pretty much screaming from orgasmic over and over because prostate orgasms don't have a period between you can have the next one, women however do.
>Women will never experience this
>>29517192
Why do prostates have to be in the ass
>>29517289
Because it's behind your dick.
>>29517289
So men can take orgasmic pleasure in giving and taking.
Women can only receive to get orgasmic pleasure.
Thats why in glorious islam a woman is only half of a man.
>>29517310
>Because it's behind your dick
But why
>>29516795
>>29516784
I am just trying to give you guys a different perspective on how others see the world. I think you guys see it as either black and white, and that isn't always the case.
By real man I mean a man who can provide for his family and is mentally able to bond and have a family. I know it's gotten difficult but there's always someone out there.
And yes I'm just a lurker. I'm more of an /int/ /pol/ /sp/ kind of guy.
>>29517890
So the semen can travel from it up and out the dick, retard.
It would be kinda impractical for it to be located in the chest and have to travel all that distance to the cock, don't you think?
>>29517929
But why isn't it like, right next to the balls or something?
>>29517944
It is. It's right behind where the balls are located before they descend.
They descend into the scrotum during childhood so that they can be temperature-controlled, as sperm is sensitive to temperature. That's why the nutsack tightens when it's cold and hangs low when it's hot. But the prostate contains only seminal fluid, which doesn't need to be temperature-controlled so it stays right where it is. The fact that it's accessible through the rectal wall is just a fluke.
Do you even anatomy?
>>29518087
>The fact that it's accessible through the rectal wall is just a fluke
Wow, evolution sure sounds stupid right now.
