Joining the Army next week
So long robots
>>29514842
how many wide-grip pullups can you do without kipping?
>>29514842
You dun goofed OP.
Should have joined literally any other branch.
>>29514842
sgt pepe reporting in
>>29514842
have fun dying
>>29514842
Just remember everyone regrets joining the first few weeks. Shock and awe is shown to you. Push through it, and it does get easier.
>>29514857
Hooahs don't do pull ups
>military
>literally worst kind of wagecuck possible
>>29514842
i haven't called my recruiter back in 2 months, you think he will ignore or be mad at me? will he still let resume my recruitment process?
>>29514842
Have fun going Bergdahl.
>>29514842
>Implying that there is a easy solution to fixing the complex probems robots have
The mililtary won't help you find a gf, I mean you will probaby live in the middle of nowhere for the rest of your career and aditionally girls around our base literally have thousands of chads to choose from.
So why even do it?
>>29514842
no self-respecting robot would join an organization full of chads. ur a failed normie, always have been.
I can't wait to lose my fingers, arms, legs, eyes, ears, part of my brain, guts, cock, balls, life, ect. fighting in a war!
>>29514842
Shit, I should have joined the army. Or went to military college. Think I'll do it and hope to be drafted to a conflict zone
>>29515766
>>29514888
>all jobs in the military are combat
are you dumb twats for real
>>29515325
>will he still let resume my recruitment process?
Of course not. It's not like military recruiters need to recruit people. Definately not their job, no army for you
>>29515864
Since I don't gave a shit about military and don't care enough to find out I would assume soMr. Dogposter.
>>29514842
Its pretty chill. You only do 3 things in the army
>run around
>wait for orders
>fuck around
It is a lot more fun and games than you'd think. Hope you enjoy the chad locker room mentality.
>>29515918
Don't forget the tons of shower homosex.
>>29515864
Ease up with the self obsession GI Joe. Just because you have a shitty meaningless job in the military doesn't mean everyone knows everything about it like you do. Now go lube up some bullets and shove them up your sphincter until you have a full anal jacket.
