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> talking with a female friend about my newly acquired beard
> Err, it looks weird. You should shave it off. It's too big!
> But I thought you loved bearded men...
> I do, but you have to groom and take care of it
> But I do... i've just got here from the barbershop
> But it's too big and... odd... here, let me show you how a good looking beard looks like
> Shows me a picture of a 10/10 hot model with a beard as long as mine
> See?
> Oh, surely i see.. .
I don't know why it pissed me off so much... perhaps because the model had a surprisingly similar beard to mine.... the difference was the face behind it...
I just wanted to vent
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Pls i want empathy for my pain
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>>29514455
Just a reminder roasties don't know what they want and will like anything that the herd likes.
Just shave it if you want to or don't as long as you stop changing yourself for a roastie you betaradiant fool.
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>>29514661
I want my beard. But i thought it would enhance my "game".
Apparently it doesn't work if you are ugly behind it.
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>>29514455
she basically just told you you are ugly straight to your face, I would be pissed too.
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>>29514717
K so the bitch is dumb. Keep her in the friend zone. No loss for you

I personally hate when my beard grows out even a little. It's longer than 5 o'clock shadow but it doesn't change my face's profile at all.
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>>29514717
>>29514455
When people, specially women, say
> X is my type
> I looove x
(For x being a physical feature desired in a partner)
You shouod always imply thay the person they are refering to is already handsome. A good trick is to insert in the sentence "attractive &" x. For exemple
> Attractive & bearded guys are my type
> I love attractive & skinny guys, don't you?
> I have a thing for attractive & bald men.
Sorry op. You should post your beard and let us trully judge your facial hair attempt. It might look shit indeed.
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>>29514819
Well i was making a silly face for her, but i don't think it's that bad honestly
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>>29515175
Post a pic of the model or a model similar to the one she showed you.
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>>29514455
>>29514819
As shown in pic related.
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Fuck off normalshit go lick your female masters cunt blood.
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>>29515382
Okay, I confess, his beard didnt look like mine but you get the idea
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>>29515610
She showed this one too
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>>29515610
>>29515622
I mean, who wouldnt find men lime this handsome... what beard/hair style wouldnt go well with them...
It's not... fair...
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>>29514455
You need to find what works for you. I used to grow my beard out pretty long but I keep the think relatively trim and short, just enough to have some color/thickness to it. I've seen guys pull of longer beards, it just varies on the person.
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>>29514761
>It's longer than 5 o'clock shadow but it doesn't change my face's profile at all.
You have to grow it out fully if you're trying to change how you look completely.

I miss my beard a lot but I had to shave for a new job.
Also pertaining to this general thread
>not going full muslim beard
I only trimmed strays once a month over the course of having it. I think that people who shave a neckline and actually trim it with a razor and guard every day are faggots trying to make a fashion statement. I grew mine to keep my Wisconsin face warm in the winter while waiting for the bus. Pic related
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>>29515808
Pretty disgusting desu.

Long beards look good on professional models in a professional photoshoot, but rarely so in real life.
Plus with a beard like that you need to grow out your moustache more. Beards with short trimmed moustaches are the worst meme.
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>>29515175
>>29515610
>>29515622
Don't make silly faces, get a better haircut, get rid of the acne, wear better clothes, etc.
I mean those guys are just genetically more attractive than you but you can try to do better. You can't just copy one aspect and expect her to find you attractive.

Also stop fucking listening to what women say. You are not here to please them. You're in a beta mindset. Those guys are not. They're doing what they do for their career, they don't care about her opinion. You're doing it because some retarded cunt told you some other guy looked hot, and you're trying to copy him for validation. Cut that shit out.
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>>29515906
>Plus with a beard like that you need to grow out your moustache more
I did for a while but I didn't like it at all. Once it grows over your lip it begins to grow into your mouth and it's horrible.
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>>29516046
Then you trim it retard
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>>29516189
>implying I'm going to trim the warmest parts on my face during the winter just to be fashionable
kej
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>>29515622
This guy is Perfect. He looks like he just walked out of the makeup & photoshop dimension to talk on Late Night with whoever the fuck hosts it these days. Women are obsessed with Perfect. They literally go insane over it. They desperately want that ideal of the Perfect appearance. A Perfect man is effortlessly hitting the ideal, and what's more he's doing it while being a Man. 10/10 Chads get all the women because they pluck their eyebrows and exfoliate and use the best hair product, they visit their highly-paid barber every week for a touch-up, they exercise everyday, because they present themselves as a Perfect Man even if really they're just a shallow pussy fag that wears makeup and plucks his eyebrows.
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>all these beardlets
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>>29516319
moshi moshi beard-sama
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>>29516319
disgusting

you have to have some freakishly shit jawline to put up with that stuck in a shower drain abomination
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>>29516319
Trimmed mustache? Is like you are not even trying.
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>>29516349
You can actually see the protrusion of his chin and the beginning of his jawline by his ear. Looks breddy good to me if you can imagine what it looks like through the broom beard. You must not be able to grow nothing more than a peach fuzz mustache -- resulting in your undying anger.
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>>29516383
>>29516407
You're all retards. That's a glorified neckbeard, not actual facial hair.
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>>29516276
those model men you see on newspapers are fucking themselves up with steroids and body products just for pictures

did you ever see a construction worker ripped as a magazine model? no. that's because they don't use shitload of supplements
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>>29516319
this is my biggest fear chinkbeard
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>>29516319
My beard wins
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>>29516460
it's because construction workers don't do shit

we stand around a site all day getting paid
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>>29516552
i haven't official worked at construction but i worked in construction buildings

you get assfucked working there, especially in the afternoon
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>>29516601
you have a wrong view of what assfucked is

you've probably never worked for minimum wage
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