>it's another "sudden jolting heart pain episode"
>>29514294
What about irregular heart beats or extended mild heart pain? Just don't know what to do.
>>29514294
Do you have anxiety, anon? It can make you feel sensations like that.
>>29514310
Same. I usually think it's my diet, but my doctor keeps saying nothing is wrong with me. I've sometimes gotten really bad chest pains before, but my sister just tells me that it's due to the position I lie in while in my be, because she's experienced the same thing.
>>29514358
Sounds like heartburn. It can feel like heart pain and be caused by diet and position.
>>29514310
>irregular heart beats
I should probably see a doctor about those. Feels scary as fuck when it happens
>It's a "sharp pain in your grundle after a piss" episode
>>29514427
They're called palpitations and they're a symptom of anxiety. They can be scary but they can't hurt you.
>>29514310
>>29514358
>>29514427
i went and got the 24 hour heart monitor.
doctor says i have "rare extra beats" but not to worry about it.
fucking sucks cause i feel like shit but they tell me there's nothing to be worried about. well how about feeling like you're dying all the time?
>>29514321
i have terrible anxiety but can that actually make your heart beat weird or just make it feel like it's beating weird?
feeling like i'm about to die doesn't help with the anxiety, either way.
>>29514551
Anxiety can make your heartbeat speed up and slow down because your body is gearing up to fight or flee whatever danger it thinks is assailing you. It can't kill you. If anything, you're in peak form during an anxiety attack, ready to fight tigers and shit. Just remember that you'll always survive, no matter how scary it feels.
>it's another "icepick headache that makes you look insane" episode
>it's another "throat cramp episode"
You idiots have precordial catch syndrome most likely
>>29514427
You have pvcs
>>29514294
>it's another "Anon wishes with his entire being an accident will end his life" episode
>it's another "sharp liver pain even though you drink water" episode
>>29514294
>it's a "Jacked off too much and now your dick hole burns" episode...again
>its "you struggle to breath and heartaches when you take deep breath" episode
>>29514711
>"its you fapped too many times for a day and you dick passes small voltage of current" episode
>its another shit so hard i tear my asshole and theres blood on the paper episode
>It's another "drank too much coffee and it feels like your heart is stretching" episode
coffee is the devil
its the government targeting you with remote controlled weapons.
they are sending a wave of pain to you.
government has been chasing me for years. good luck
>>29514310
eat healthier, alot healthier also add fish and red wine
Tfw I move into my first apartment and realize hoe bad solitude is and miss my family, what do robots?
>>29515232
call people, turn on the TV
get a pet like a fish that is easy to maintain
It's another "some day I won't be able to keep living in this basement spending all my time on 4chan and vidya" moment
>>29515254
I have two cats but the country isn't for me, the city is comfy
>It's another "fapping and it's going fine and you cum but its not really satisfying and it just kind of oozes out and you go to bed" episode
>it's a sharp pain on the butt after cumming episode
>>29515514
This one seems somehow preventable.
>It's a weird ticklish feeling in the lungs that can be temporarily relieved by breathing deep enough to sort of stretch them out episode
You think that's bad? I have costochondritis.
It's EXACTLY like having a heart attack all of the godamn time. Shooting pains in arm, numbness, everything.
It's a hellhole. Apparently the stress alone can cause real heart attacks.
:(
>it's a slept in late, but still feel tired and groggy episode.
>woke up with neck pain
>swollen lymph nodes
>found a lump near my throat
>smoker for the last 12 years
wew
>It's a try to commit suicide, get caught just in time and wake up in the emergency room episode
>>29514670
if it was PCS they would've elaborated more. there are several benign defects of the heart that can make it feel weird, i forget the names. just like uneven beats or whatever
>>29518952
Wow. How did you try to kill yourself?
>it's a "back of the throat itches like unholy fuck out of nowhere and makes it look like you're crying in public and coughing just makes it worse" episode
>it's a "sleeping on cold cum lines" episode
>It's another you notice you've grinded down your teeth episode
>It's another "searing pain in my teeth and jaw" episode
Try pressing firmly in the area where it hurts. If it's painful, and hurts more than pressing in another part of your chest, then it's probably just muscular and nothing to worry about.