>tfw boys would rather date traps than me
Don't hit on us, silly girl :)
>tfw bf is away at rehab and I miss him
>>29512402
Shut up bitch. You get your life handed to you on a platter. Complaining about this to some sex depraved betas is so fucking manipulative. Get out.
>>29512402
You didn't want to date them either but you still get mad when they start dating someone else. I know your kind.
>>29512402
>tfw alone on friday night watching welcome to the NHK and lurking r9k
No but I'd rather date a futa than you
>>29512402
>"people actually may consider dating me"
how is this bad
>>29512423
>enabling him to do drugs and then missing him when he's at rehab
bet you're cheating on him too,
these are not real problems. get out.
post your face FEMbot
reminder that this is a "boy"
>>29512519
He looks good
>>29512402literally begging for attention
>>29512519
how is this not a boy?
I question the legitimacy of this thread. The amount of
>REEEE ROASTIES
has reached a high number already. This is clearly a troll thread.
>>29512579
there might be real grills here, don't scare them off
>>29512402
You're probably a normie from reddit coming to see what happens when you make a bait thread on r9k.
We're smarter than this, you know.
>>29512402
who is this "four-chan" you've been talking to all day, stacey?
>>29512402
How do I get a fembot gf?
I've tried to talk to traps but they dont care who they talk to and post pics of themselves all over /r9k/ for attention, Ive noticed that fembots dont really do that
>>29512402
Daddy, i made the thread again!
wow, son! amazing!
>>29512640
>1.talk 2 a fembot
>2.don't REEE for a minute
>3.don't orbiter
>4.?????
>5. Profit?
>>29512689
I dunno how well that would work, I never ree since I belive females can be robots, tho I detest the word "fembot" since it inheritly asks for attention by screaming I HAVE A VAGINA
I found a fembot who hates that word too once and got mad at another anon for calling her it instead of just robot, she didnt seem the type to want a bf tho
>>29512748
>I belive females can be robots
>I detest the word "fembot"
>I found a fembot who hates that word
Females cannot be robots fuck off
where do i meet fembots???
>>29512748
I think you have the right idea though, if you speak to someone like a person they will be more willing to give you a chance. Given they're into the idea as a whole.
>>29512783
I always do because I know that everyone regardless of the way they look can have the robot mindset
problem is female robots think everyone is like >>29512764 and wont even try to talk to me
idiots like that ruin it for everyone
>>29512803
> everone regardless of the way they look can have the robot mindset
>>29512803
I feel you
Keep your head up, desu if she assumes you're just like that dude then she's doing the same thing on the other end of the spectrum.
>>29512845
>>29512803
>female robots think everyone is like (insert) and wont even try to talk to me
Because they are not robots. Females cannot be robots
>>29512864
>>29512845
>>29512764
i am this anon
>>29512803
sorry if I was too harsh
>>29512519
He's cute. What's the issue?
>>29512960
it wasnt too harsh it just kills me to think that even robots have become so close minded that they cant belive there are exceptions in the world when there are billions of people out there
>>29513021
There are exceptions but most of the time a female robot will still be desired while her equivalent isn't
I know some girls who liked to be the "im different" and they werent
>>29513092
I know most of them are like that, and most robots are shitty conversationalists who cant keep someone entertained, Im not so I want to at least try rather than just accept the "FUCK ROASTIES REEEE" meme
I love my boyfriend, but I feel like our relationship isn't working out. We dated for over a year now and the distance between us has always been a burden. We're both about to graduate and be done from college, but we won't be seeing each other much until we're both out of college. We see each other like twice a month and most of our contact is through Internet/phone. We don't have the luxury of seeing each other every week .
I feel bad that I spend more time with my roommates, friends, and family than I do with him. Whenever we're together, I feel pressured to make the day super amazing because we won't be seeing each other for another long while.
>>29513133
I want to try too... I haven't given up on my oneitis even considering if she got with at least 4-6 dudes (shes in her 20s)
>>29513188
one day things will work out mang
>>29513178
I also hate it when anyone takes the word "love" lightly
you dont love your boyfriend and youve never felt romantic love stop lowering the bar for that word
>>29513178
Maybe it's time to end it before you end up resenting each other
better to end mutually on an understanding note than drag it out until it doesnt work at all
I'm not a tomboy, but I dislike acting feminine and wearing girly clothes. What I don't like about dating is people constantly comparing how much more 'manly' I am to my boyfriend. It's hard to believe that people still believe in the dom/sub relationship bullcrap.
>>29513211
thanks anon I hope it does
>>29513237
>not a tomboy
>dislikes feminine shit
Idk how you wouldn't be a tomboy? thats the definition?
but if you dont wanna put yourself in a box, then dont put yourself in a box. Fuck it if you're more manly than your boyfriend, if you guys like eachother then whats the problem?
>>29513277
I'm not a tomboy because I don't dress like a dude and obsess over sports and stereotypical guy stuff. My sense of fashion is pretty bland. I'm not belching or scratching my snatch in front of others. I'm like neutral.
>>29513299
so you're just a person
idgi? why do you compare/care if others compare?
>want to pull cheating prank on boyfriend
>too ugly and socially inept to convince boyfriend that you're able to cheat on him
>>29513370
>cheating prank
how about you not be a bitch and hurt him for sick kicks?
>ask boyfriend to DJ for my brother's party
>he plays this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0
>>29513383
Its not for kicks, women like to make their boyfriends jealous and torture them making them question their loyalty
>>29512640
Fembot here. Have similar interests to said fembot, good sense of humor, and talk to her.
some stupid cunt took my orbiter
how do i get him back without dating him?
>>29513458
go get a new orbiter
>>29512402
that sounds like a (You) problem t b q h
>>29513425
i'm guessing the party was a banger then
>>29513458
I have a guy friend who /r9k/ may consider an orbiter, but I don't use that word on him because he's self-aware enough to not expect to date me in the future. He still likes me and all, but he doesn't try to romance me or ask me for sex anymore.
He used to be very unskilled and super unemployed until I helped him out getting a job and building a resume. He's content with not going to college and just working whatever job he can get. He made some friends and one of them is a junkie girl who he obsesses over because they like the same music. She's getting him into drugs and drinking and when I first heard about it I was super pissed and felt betrayed in a way. Like I put in all that effort into making him a good person and the first thing he does is get hooked on some girl who is a bad influence on him. I constantly warned him to be careful then I realized that I'm acting the same way he does whenever I meet a new guy.
Thing is.... once your orbiter becomes the type of person that starts dating, they're going to get into some drama and that's okay. I made bad decisions and now it's his turn. It's a part of growing up.
You can't protect him, but you can be there for him when things go SOUR.
>>29513538
You don't play unfamiliar music without getting screened from someone from the party first. Playing some indie shit like this in front of people you don't know is pretentious and rude. Especially when it's for your friend's relative's birthday party.
>>29512423
whats he in for?
>>29513565
The only reason why he is listening to you is because you have sexual value to him. If you capitalizing off that you are essentially manipulating the man.
>save yourselvesbefore they find him irl and take him
>>29492340
>>29513538
thats what im sayin, they got some good tracks. way better than any radioshit
>>29513597
you sound like a buzzkill, bet he broke up with you or will soon
>>29513622
What sexual value?
I don't get naked in front of him. I'm not kissing him. I'm not fucking him. I'm not giving him pity handjobs/blowjobs. I don't have huge boobs so he isn't going to be constantly looking down my shirt.
why are all men degenerates
my ex liked trap porn
my current boyfriend watches milf porn
men are disgusting
>>29513683
Yeah. Let's see how calm you act when your girlfriend plays Purity Ring, $uicideboy$, DJ Okawari, Blackmill , and a bunch of chillstep/house music from bandcamp or Soundcloud at your little sister's birthday party.
$uicideboy$ is way too edgy for party music.
>>29513723
i fucking love blackmill i used to fall asleep to it every night
>>29513708
cool b8
you can find your ideal man on /pol/
>>29513723
why did your boyfriend turn into your girlfriend
>>29513708
It's because men are disgusting animals that are easily brainwashed by porn. Be thankful your exes at least didn't fixate on a lolifu like mine.
>>29513708
What the fuck else am I gonna do?
>>29513692
Do you know what sexual value is?
You can be in a military uniform and still have sexual value. He listens to you and takes your advice and spends his time with you because subconsciously in his mind one day he will get with you.
>>29513708
how many men have you had sexual relations with?
>>29513622
I think you are underestimating the positive influence a like-minded member of the opposite sex can have
Is that really hard for females to not get fat? I'm 50kg kid and just can't get fatter than that while eating a shitton of margarine and drink kefir.
>I LIKE BEING A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE ON /R9K/
LEAVE
>>29514074
Good point, but where did your positive influence on him go? It was lost because he got with the next girl he liked (junkie girl).
>>29513597
how old is your brother
you sound like a bitch btw
>>29514129
fat people got fat because their parents fattened them up as kids and they just continue destroying their bodies as they get older because that's just what they were taught and know
>get home after long day
>rollinginthefeels.wav
>pull up some /r9k/ to relax and wind down
>first post full of women
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF OUR BOARDS NORMIE FEMBOTS
>>29513708
This is bait, but milf porn is among the least degenerate type of porn. Masturabting to pictures of girls off Instagram/Facebook is better than for, though.
Reminder:
This is the typical fembot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6-QvBz9_lY
>>29512579
What the fuck is roasties? How long have I been away?
>>29512402
Post your face and/or body or you're not allowed to complain anywhere on this entire site because being female gives you any and all advantages in life (unless you're obscenely hideous) which only we (not you) can decide.
>tfw no mentally ill gf to mentally ill with in the seclusion of a house in the woods
>>29514508
>females by default are radically unstable, emotional roller coaster retards
>wanting to be isolated with something even less stable than that
>tfw no robot gf
>tfw no original comment gf
>>29514532
To each their own my friendSome said that before? Ok. Women are usually more stable in my experience though anon
>>29514532
anon, crazy girls are best girls, this is a fact
>>29514570
>Women are usually more stable
LOL
>in my experience
exception is never the rule
>>29514558
DO NOT DATE A FEMBOT
If you yourself are struggling with purpose then do not take a fembot. Fembots usually have some niche talent or ambition , but are crippled due to some circumstance. With a boyfriend, they'll help overcome some obstacles and once they get rid of the fembot title, they will leave you for someone better.
If you are not a cool person, a fembot will not remain loyal to you.
Why date an average looking guy works in caring for animals and likes anime, when she can date a hot guy who owns a business, likes anime, and makes music?
>tfw you're more robot than most "robots" on r9k but they don't believe you because female
>tfw you don't fit in even with the other outcasts
>tfw you will be alone forever
>tfw you kill yourself and no one comes to your funeral
>>29514591
Alright anon you convinced me! Good job!
>>29514618
this post hit me like a bus
>>29512776
Here, but i call everyone a fag so people just think im a shitposting male most of the time
>>29512519
Post a further criticism.
I'm willing to hear you out.
>>29514657
Post body and/or face or no one will believe you. If you don't, you're just a worthless bitch regardless except you have no honor.
>>29512423
Hey Gay Chad, why don't you just get the fuck off my board you cunt? Go eat a pussy.
>>29514657
>instant access to male affection 24/7
>"robot"
>>29514657
>instant access to sex, attention and can get a bf very easily
>robot
Go outside and get some dick in you, stop ruining our board.
>>29514433
>those Giles Corey lyrics
nice touch
>>29513708
>milf porn
so if it's a long term thing he'll still find you attractive you ungrateful bitch
>>29514698
this
unless a fembot is like, literally 1/10 hideous and disgusting Oblivion-random-character-generator filth, you can die happy in a loving guy's arms
and even then, you can die happy in a loving guy's arms, only drawback being he'll be just as ugly as you
The problem with robots is when they get into a relationship they believe they don't need to change. Girls see relationships as a chance to better themselves. Guy finds comfort in working his $13 an hour job while the girl finds herself working a $15 an hour job and a new guy friend that works $20 an hour.
fembots should describe the panties they are currently wearing
>>29514657
Just leave already
>>29514773
Striped with a bow on the front.
>>29514767
so basically girls are just playing a life long RPG trying to level up and acquire new gear
>>29514433
I don't understand the Giles Corey references. Females will never be able to truly understand anything written by Dan.
>>29514698
i'm too fucked up to speak to males so where does the affection come from, exactly?
>>29514684
try english next time.
>>29514732
i can't go outside because people are pieces of shit
also, i don't want dick as much as i want a decent human being to acknowledge my existence and want to spend time with me.
>>29514755
not if your anxiety is so bad you can't even speak to guys one on one on the internet without feeling like shit.
you don't meet guys if you can't speak to guys, even the ugly ones.
>>29514767
>Girls see relationships as a chance to better themselves.
>If I lie about the nature of women and say it like I know what I'm talking about, please will believe me!
Women don't better themselves. They try to 'better' their partner by giving him constant shit-tests and use sex as a reward, like training a fucking dog.
>>29514846
>your anxiety is so bad you can't even speak to guys one on one on the internet without feeling like shit
You're speaking to guys right now, retard. Literally stop doing drugs (I know you do) and go to a shrink and get some fucking anxiety meds
and stop watching MLP and schlicking to furry porn, you disgusting pig
>>29514846
>muh anxiety
Nice meme disease, females don't know true anxiety
>A decent human being
*Chad
Fixed that for you, you only want Chad. Don't use other words to pretend you see any guy but Chad as even 'decent'.
>>29514834
>>29514733
What Giles Corey lyrics?
Who is he and what's being referenced?
>>29514879
i said one on one, retard.
i tried anxiety meds and i went to doctors for many years. i couldn't do it.
>>29514883
when was the last time you left your house because i don't.
i don't want a chad. i don't want a guy as unpleasant as you but i definitely don't want a chad.
>>29514891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPp_5Q5CHk
>>29514891
Top left "All around me in the air hangs a wreathe of blackest bile and smoke that only I can see" is from Blackest Bile by Giles Corey. "I don't deserve (you)" is from Spectral Bride. and "You're everyone you hate" by the lootcrate is from I'm Going to Do It. Giles Corey is a solo project by Dan Barrett of Have a Nice Life and Navahlr. Pic is from a breddy good booklet that comes with the Giles Corey s/t. There's also a booklet that comes with Deathconsciousness by HANL
>>29512803
I'll talk to you if you want and are looking for friends.But if you're looking for a relationship I don't think it'd work out because I'm a lesbian
>>29514963
if i take female hormones and become a trannie will you be my gf?
>>29514480
People with roast beef pussies
It was filtered from s l u t for a while
>>29514957
>I don't want chad! I don't!
>Actually wants chad, just doesn't label the guy she wants as chad.
>i don't want a guy as unpleasant as you
>won't date a robot
So you want chad. There is only chads and robots, fuck off whore.
I decide who is the chad, not you.
>Wah I don't leave my house
Stop pretending to have anxiety for attention roastie, this is your last (You)
>>29514773
I have customized panties with Adam lanzas face on them
Rip
>>29514975
That sounds like an absolutely horrible idea to try to get gf, anon, that would mess you up. I know I sure wouldn't do the opposite to get gf.
>>29514959
>>29514960
Black Bile seeping from the doorway.
Super Deep
>>29513708
>milf porn
Wtf is wrong with milf porn? Imo women think men watch porn as entertainment. They can't fathom men physically need sexual release on regular basis.
I am a normalafg. I have sex/w my normula dic and mak girls wet. If u dun post this to 1 other thread on r9gay ill strut into your thread tonight and tell u to be urself
You must be a hideous cunt
>>29515033
i wouldn't mind having a pair of those
>>29515010
so you do leave your house, probably to meet up with your middle school faggot friends and then go on the internet together and pretend to have a shit life when you don't actually. got it.
>guys will never like me
>nearly every guy here would date you
why are these threads here?
>>29515074
Maybe I should sell them online
I wonder how many other adam Lanza loving hoes would want them
>>29515104
robots aren't men so they don't count.
>>29515044
MILF porn is gross when there's an incestuous overture to it.
>>29515119
you got me there, we dont count. sorry i should have said "wahhh chad wont date me" even though chad probably still would desu
If you are a fembot, here is how to get a bf.
1) Stop being fat
2) Take a shower and shave your pussy
3) Go outside
It literally is that easy.
>>29515162
I'm skinny, I shower daily, and I shave weekly.
I can't get a boyfriend because I'm boring. The only reason why I have work is because my boyfriends make me work at a relative's farm. I also make some money by walking a neighbor's dog. I don't have stable income. I don't have a cool personality. I'm not good at anything except disappointing everyone.
>>29515377
Yeah we're gonna need a picture to verify that's true.
>>29515377
why are you boring? what are your interests, anon? are you really boring or is it just that you're not good at keeping conversations going? are you bored when you're by yourself?
>>29515377
>I'm skinny, I shower daily, and I shave weekly.
Then name 1 reason why you aren't living for free in your boyfriend's apartment while he works 60 hours a week.
Suck his cock and clean his house. There's your bf.
>>29515377
>i can't get a boyfriend
>my boyfriends
Who /livingwithabusivemother/ here
>>29515465
me3, anonymous
>>29515413
meant to type "family" instead of boyfriends.
My family makes me work at a relative's farm.
>>29515377
You need to tell us more.
>height
>weight
>bra size
>number of sexual partners
>>29515483
Bratan..
>>29515511
height:
5'2"
weight:
110~ pounds. I haven't weighed myself in awhile so I don't know
bra size: 3
4A
number of sexual partners:
0
The only sexual thing I did was gave a handjob to a cousin while he fingered me. It didn't really count since it was more of an exploration thing.
>>29515410
I don't have a boyfriend. I meant to type 'family' instead of 'boyfriends'
>>29515405
I like typical Otalku stuff like anime, manga, and comics. Not too exciting hobbies. I also like listening to music like folk and sadcore stuff, but I don't like opening up about music to people since they give me weird looks when I mention that I listen to music that isn't ont he radio.
>>29515600
>cousin
Do you live in a heavily redneck area?
>>29515617
>Do you live in a heavily redneck area?
>Work on a farm
>farm
no of course not anon.
in any case: >>29515600
be my gf k?
>>29515600
Sounds like you would have no trouble becoming someone's housewife. After he pays you for breast implants.
>>29513597
>>29513597
You are annoying kill yourself for real learn to enjoy new shit stuck up cunt
>>29515600
Find someone else who is boringbut shares some common interestand roll with it.
I play video games and watch anime all day. I wouldn't want a gf with interesting hobbies because I would never be able to keep up with her. I'm sure I'm not the only person here like that.
>>29515600
>tfw no redneck farmgirl gf to give you handjobs
What's the point of living
>>29515123
Well thank my lucky stars I don't watch that kind of porn. Older women can still be sexy. You all need to stop acting so entitled in wanting us to masturbate to other women our age.
>>29515377
Still want pictures.
>>29513723
Yeah your no fun kill yourself
>>29515600
>like typical Otalku stuff like anime, manga, and comics. Not too exciting hobbies
there are guys that would love talking about this stuff with you so you're just not talking to the right guys, i bet.
you don't have to be exciting, you just have to have things in common.
considering your interests, you should probably just post on soc. if you're not deformed you could probably find someone. then you'd at least start getting some experience even if it turns out you don't like each other.
have you tried to go after guys in real life?
>>29512402
ay any of you femanons that girl from my film class who would sit at the opposite side of the empty classroom the entire block on her laptop?
Was too busy looking at my own laptop and shitposting to realize I liked you until it was too late.
If you're here, I'm sorry. We should get coffee sometime.
>>29513447
ok where do I get those fembots to start chatting?
>>29512402
>tfw this board gets shit like this and ''blackbot feels'' every day
>tfw it's become normal
>>29515636
I always wanted to try out drugs like LSD and marijuana.
are you okay with this kind of music? Cause I like this kind of music. I always wanted to do drugs and listen to music with someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5RzpPrOd-4
Any femanons here with pets
I have a cat and it's the most important thing to me
I get extremely paranoid to leave the house because I'm worried about something happening to him while I'm gone (not that I want to leave that often)
>>29515845
>have house cats
>brother's kids won't stop pestering them despite how many times I tell brother to discipline his kids
>cats end up having to hide in my room all of the time because they're so afraid of my brother's kids
I love my cats, but it's difficult to get things done when they keep climbing all over my stuff. I want to be able to draw ,study, play games, and work on my cosplays in peace.
>tfw /b/tard keeps harassing me for sex
I'm sorry but I have standards. I won't have sexual relations with someone who browses a shitty board.
go the heck away
>>29515845
Yeah, I love animals. I have 6 cats, 2 dogs, 10 ducks, 10 chickens, 2 goats, 2 guineas, something like that. At a farm obviously. The goats are my favourite, they are adorable and really playful and social, like dogs that climb and jump like cats. I worry about them all a bit too, like if a fox took one overnight.
>>29515772
im not really into those but if youll be a nice loyal gf then sure we can do anything you want desu
>>29515752
what are your interests, non-fembot?
>>29515996
well if you're gonna threaten me with cucking maybe you deserve to be single, don't think you're gonna own me fembot. if you want to be a nice gf then i will try everything that you want me to. if you try to own me i'll back out of this shit right now. make your choice.
>>29515890
>brothers kids
Little kids are evil to animals it seems. Just the other day someone was telling me about how this kid they're babysitting terrorizes their cat and makes them do the same thing (stay in their room)
Seems like what people would say "kids don't understand that they're hurting the animal" but I swear some of these children know and enjoy it
>tfw you only attract girls
>tfw not a lesbian
>tfw guys never pay attention to you
>tfw no bf
WHY the fuck am i so miserable? Why can't i get a boyfriend? What the fuck is wrong with the girls around me?
>OMG you would be such a great bf if you were a guy
>OMG you're so byutiful and nice
>OMG i would go les les for you
No! I don't want this anymore! How do i trade this with a guy or a lesbian who wants to attract girls? How do i attract guys? I'm so tired of this bullshit! I even tried to think about having a relationship with a girl and I just can't, it's impossible, doesn't matter how desperate i could get i can't do that.
>>29515996
Not the last anon, but I have no idea who the fuck that is.
If you cheat on me though, I will spank the shit out of your ass until it's red and you're sobbing like a little girl. Then I'll let you suck my dick.
>>29516043
what do you look like, describe that shit?
>>29515927
It sounds like you're living an irl harvest moon game
Well I hope they are all ok anon
>>29516043
>tfw the only person irl to show interest me is a gay black kid and his twink asian fuccboi
Do any femanons in this thread want my contact info...?
>>29515927
Marry me pls
also r8 my duck
>>29516043
What are your hobbies.
Find someone with similar hobbies.
>>29516080
fucking retard, the only people in this thread are traps and people who want to doxx you
>>29516043
We're going to need a picture or physical description. Do you look like a guy?
>>29516027
it's scary what kids do to animals when their parents aren't around.
Morbid curiosity is really sickening since they don't really realize why what they are doing is wrong. They are so curious about what hurting others and being in control is like that they will torture an animal to death to satisfy curiosity.
>talk to really cute guy online for a while
>show him what I look like, never speaks to me again.
>>29516101
It would be a throwaway obviously
>>29516116
I know this too well
>>29516057
That's the worst part, I'm not really attractive but I've seen a bunch of girls who are kind of like me with a boyfriend. I'm your basic latino girl with a mouse nose and long hair, i dress up as girly as i can even though I'm a fatty, i wear makeup and try to look nice.
>>29516093
I kow that having little to no friends is also a factor, but my hobbies aren't unusual, basic stuff like reading, drawing, going to the gym and manga.
>>29516162
How fat is fatty? If you want to be friends we can.
>sitting in class bored
>staring into space
>realize I've been staring at a guy for about 5 minutes
>he sees me staring and looks freaked out
>quickly look away in embarrassment
>it's too late to drop out of the class
>>29516116
Are you fat? I've been the guy in this scenario quite a few times and desu it's usually because the girl is fat. Most white people in general are fairly average, so if you're fat stop being lazy and lose the weight. If you have some deformity, well, sucks.
>>29516162
It sounds like most of your hobbies are relatively stationary, so it might be worth it to try online dating.
From your interests, I somehow doubt that you'll find anyone who is your type at the gym. I'm assuming you don't spend too much time outside other than the gym?
>>29516059
Thanks anon, I'm happy with them and hope your cats are doing great too. Don't worry too much about your cats, even outside a lot in a rural place animals are quite smart and know how to handle themselves.
>>29516080
Not sure who you are in the thread, what are you hobbies, what stuff do you like?
>>29516086
That's a pretty awesome duck, mine are still young and not at all as distinct as that. Ducks grow so much faster than chickens it's crazy. I'd post goat photos or something but don't want it to be reverse image searched or anything.
>>29516106
No, I'm very feminine, i have really long hair, little yet weird nose, normal lips wich can look fuller with a nice lipstick, big eyes, puffy cheeks because fatness.
Maybe it's the fact that people tell me a lot that i'm tall, but my waist is clearly defined when i wear certain dresses with heels so it's truly confusing.
>>29516250
You're tall? Hnnng I think we're gonna need a picture here for sure.
>>29516209
Indeed, most of the time I'm just at home reading or doing whatever. But how do i talk to random 3D people? Wouldn't that be creepy or weird?
>>29516179
I'm 90 kg and 1.69 m i am pretty much really fat.
>>29516262
I don't consider myself tall, people must be exaggerating.
>>29516238
just switch it horizontally, crop it a bit or maybe rotate in gimp.
Glad you liked my duck, she's dead now. Had her and four other ducks when I was younger, parents made me get rid of them because they shit too much. I fucking loved those ducks man, in the winter I would drag sleds loaded with warm water to their kiddy pool so they could have a warm bath
>tfw they were killed by a coyote shortly after giving them to a local farmer
Feels fucking bad man, those ducks were everything to me.
>>29516293
How are you that big when you go to the gym? wot
>>29516293
Talk about manga or other shit you're into. Try to find someone who isn't so far away that you'll never meet up.
90kg isn't so bad. There are definitely some guys who wouldn't have a problem with that. It's good you're going to the gym though.I am the same height and weight, kill me desu.
lmfao
fuck this shit desu, absolutely pathetic
>don't know how to put on make up
>too scared to practice
>too poor to buy make up
I would like to know how to put on make up , but at the same time I don't want to support companies that test their products on animals.
>>29516342
No money and a lot of studies can fuck up your body, i just started again two months ago after losing a lot of weight.
>>29516415
I went from 160 to 210 in my four years at college.
Still haven't lost the weight.At least I have a great job now.
>>29516337
not that person, but I'm really sorry anon. I'm sure they were great ducks
>>29512402
>tfw never met a trap in my life
>tfw make an online dating profile
>tfw over the course of like three months I've only gotten messages from 3 women and like 10 traps
>tfw don't even like traps, especially pre-op males, fucking yuck
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>>29516400
Not every company does so, check on the internet and find ones that aren't tested on animals.
Also, apply just a bit of foundation on your face and neck, mascara, a bit of blush on your cheeks and nose, a lipstick that doesn't clash with your clothes and/or skin tone and you're done. You don't really need to use eyeshadow everytime you go out.
>>29514957
>Don't know how to talk to guys
Are you retarded, honestly?
Unless you're 4/10, guys will do most of the talking. Literally all you need to do is be in a public place. Be it a bus stop, coffee shop, bar, mall, school, you name it. Guys will find pretexts to initiate conversations with you.
>>29516238
Thanks anon, your right (cat anon)
>>29515772
Excellent taste in music. I'd hang out with you if you were near NC/TN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNO_D6TikFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbd4dA08Gus
what do you look like? I'll date you! :3
>>29512402
>tfw read on /r9k/ that men think women are all whores
>feel guilty going out on one night stands and having sex with strangers and black men
I mean, why wouldn't I sleep around with people I find attractive?
>>29516337
Sorry for the late reply, was in the middle of making food. Here you go anon, my goats. They were born in April and are quite young kids.
Aww, that's sad, I'm sorry. That sounds awesome and it's really hard losing animals you care about, I get why that would effect you so much. It sounds like they had a really good life while you had them though, at least.
>>29515845
I have birds. Cute birds are the only thing in life that make me happy.
>>29516487
i'm not retarded. i'm emotionally crippled. also not very good looking. if i was, i probably wouldn't be so emotionally crippled because it would have been easier.
>>29512402
That's ok, girls can also have sex with each other.
>>29516400
i'm with you. i have no idea how to use makeup and don't have the money to buy good quality anything anyway.
>>29516487
Why do guys assume that just because we exist that we get attention all the time. Not once has this EVER happened to me. I have NEVER been hit on even though I'm not overweight and I know I'm probably not completely hideous. I live in an area full of fucking Stacies so men's standards have become warped.
>>29512402
no matter how undesireable you are OP, I'd still much rather date you than a dude for all it's worth
>>29516487
I don't live in an area where people do this and talk that way with strangers at random.
>>29517001
they have no idea how things are because admittedly, they won't talk to any of us.
they're intimidated by cute girls but they wouldn't want a woman who's under a 7/10 anyway.
we are invisible to them in real life but they pretend to be victims when they would never approach us anyway.
There's a problem here
None of you bitches are riding my cock right now.
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>>29516891
I don't get how you manage to not get hit on
non-chad normies tends to know their place. They turn into "bottom feeders" of sort.
I don't know how you look like but unless you look like you have down syndrome or you carry around an obvious red flag like the "problem glasses", you should normally be receiving all kinds of male attention.
That is if you don't just ignore it when it comes from average or ugly males.
>tfw look just like a trap
>>29517092
post cock and location then, friendo
>>29517089
>tfw there is no group of other fembots to complain about stuff withthat wouldn't get invaded and ruined by men right away
>>29517001
When a man sees a woman, we imagine whether we'd fuck that woman and what it would be like to do so. My point is that you might not be getting attention but there will have been guys imagining fucking you. They probably don't approach because they assume you're taken and they assume you'd reject them.
Women need to understand that they should make themselves seem open and approachable if they want to have male attention. How do you make it clear your single and open to getting hit on? Don't wear rings, don't be on the phone or texting, smile at guys you think are cute, basically try to attract men. You have to get our attention and give us clues that you are interested in us.
Most guys, especially the ones here, can't read women and are oblivious to your hints. I myself had a woman tell me in person that she thought I was attractive and was interested in going out with me and I thought she was bullshitting me and didn't pursue.
The overall point is that most men can't read women and are socially stupid. Only Chad's know how to read women because they have experience with women. Most guys have a few female friends and only have a few romantic encounters in their lives. I hope women understand that you have to guide us to you, make us notice you and then make us notice that you are attracted to us.
>>29517151
/cgl/ is as close as you're going to get.
>>29512479
The only thing gayer than futa x male is male x male, you fucking closetcase.
>>29517164
seriously, dude
You made one hell of a long post to express something so simple.
While I agree with most guys being oblivious to signals from women, I still think the girls have the easy role in the dating dynamic.
Literally all they have to do to look interested is not avoid eye contact, smile a bit and not tell the guy to fuck off/create awkward silences immediately after he initiates a conversation.
>>29517256
>Literally all they have to do to look interested is
>not avoid eye contact,
i'm panfully shy and have low self esteem so eye contact is hard. i don't want to get rejected so i don't want to be too obvious about anything
>smile a bit
see above. have had guys "look through" me so many times.
>and not tell the guy to fuck off
that's easy, if he'd talk to me in the first place
>create awkward silences immediately after he initiates a conversation.
again, very shy. what don't you get about femBOT?
this advice is wonderful for normal girls but imagine you're telling a robot to do this and see how many of those guys think they can manage it.
>>29516018
Not that guy but i want a fembot gf too. Astoronomy, /out/ stuff, playing drums, history, literature, weeb stuff and cycling. I'm a bit fat though, trying to lose weight through cycling and dieting.
>>29517338
Online dating or find a fellow NEET from /r9k/
If you're jaded enough to be here, you should know what red flags to look for on people's profiles. Failed normies and memers are usually pretty obvious.
>>29517256
This is the just b urself meme cycle.
>>29517164
Another thing is that men want to be wanted by women. All men want to be wanted by women but the fact that we have to approach women and ask them out puts us in a difficult position. We don't want to be rejected and made a fool publicly while also knowing that we were rejected by a woman. It's a big deterrent in approaching women. Add to that that we don't want to look like idiot retards in front of women and we tend to play it safe and act cool and ignore you. It's hard to know how to approach a woman and to start a conversation in a way that would get us to start a relationship. I mean, we don't know you, we don't know your personality and how you would respond to any of our advances and how we approach you.
The internet had made this considerably easier but it makes it so impersonal.
>>29517256
Yeah, but most women assume that we don't give a shit about them when that's not the case. The problem is we care about them too much and put too much value on their rejection and how it hurts our ego. It's incredibly difficult to approach women and then do the right things to start a relationship. Only Chads can do whatever they want. My cousin is a 10/10 Chad and would literally stop his car in front of a woman and tell them to get in and they would.
Average guy can't do anything close to that. It's also why most men get involved with a woman they know for a long time. Not because they know you well but because it's easier to approach and be with women you know.
Don't know how the game is played from the female side. Id be interested in knowing what women think and if they think about sex as much as us. I mean, most guys imagine fucking even 3/10 women as long as they are young and shapely. It's a daily thing. Wonder if women do the same thing.
>>29514669
Sounds like you want to have sex with me.
Would femanons a samson?
>>29516018
shit didnt see your post, anime/vidya, cooking, walks, shitposting, and media consumption
>>29514846
If you don't leave the house, how do you... eat?
>>29512845
If he was really avoidant or autistic or whatever he'd still be a robot
t. autistic 7/10
>>29517401
He's so dreamy, i wonder why he is single.
>>29517385
That last part depends somewhat on the woman, I think attraction in general is a lot more emotional for women and sex a lot more emotional bonding compared to for men where it's very separate. But I know it's not like that for all women. It makes sense women are insulted for being whores more than men, if for men sex is a lot more distant and separate and for women it's more pair bonding so it'd use up that part of yourself. I know that I wouldn't be very attracted to someone or crazy about them unless I knew them well and we were close, on top of that I have a low sex drive and never really think about sex and don't masturbate. It's liberating and I can't imagine getting anything done if I was obsessed with fucking every guy possible.
>>29516070
his his twink cute?
>tfw no fembot gf
>tfw not gay/bi so i dont want a trap bf either
straight male robot is truly the worst fate
>>29517564
fembots are either mentally ill, mentally retarded or lusting after chad. don't waste your time
>>29517385
Yeah, men put women on a pedestal. We can take other men calling us loser faggots but if a woman insults us or rejects us it hurts a lot more. Living your life as a man that gets no female attention means your a fucking ugly loser, like all of us here and leads us into making is dysfunctional losers.
>27khv male
I can guarantee that not a single person in this thread would care about me.
>>29517623
Female attraction is literally the most important thing to a man. Passing on his lineage is the most important thing for a man to do in his life biologically speaking. So when women are turned off by you, it is the most soul-crushing feeling.
"""Fembots""" will never be able to understand.
>>29517385
>most men get involved with a woman they know for a long time
i would say this is the best scenario for several reasons.
1) you don't have to deal with these problems
>we don't know you, we don't know your personality and how you would respond to any of our advances and how we approach you
2) if you are rejected, it doesn't have to be publicly because you can invite her somewhere, just the two of you.
3) if you are rejected but she was nice enough to be friends with, she's nice enough not to be a bitch about it because who wants to hurt their friend?
4) she has time to get to know you and be attracted to who you are instead of what you look like if you're not that hot
which brings me to
>Id be interested in knowing what women think
i do imagine fucking pretty frequently through probably not as often as you. i have a particular body type i'm instantly attracted to (very tall, broad shoulders are best and military looking is pretty hot too) and those are usually the ones that spark the thoughts without even hearing them speak. don't even have to be good looking at all, just something very instinctual about this attraction.
however (and this is very important) i do imagine fucking guys because of their personalities. as in, i wasn't really attracted to them before i knew what they were like but i was extremely attracted to them upon finding out who they are. yes, i would love a guy who makes me feel like orgasming just by looking at him but it wouldn't be a requirement. i would only want to be in a relationship with a guy who turned me on mentally and ideally, i would only fuck a guy who i'm in a relationship with so it's more important anyway.
in terms of personality, there's been many times when i thought "i want to fuck that guy" after he says something intelligent or funny or passionate about something that matters to him (and me). maybe i'm an anomaly but i don't think so. i think many women are turned on by personality and overall presence.
>>29517647
I can guarantee you areright
>>29515715
She's probably going just for turbo Chads and cry "bohohoho I'm too boring ;_;" fucking women I swear.
>>29517623
how do you think it feels to be told that you should be fucking guys left and right and be a virgin in your mid twenties as a female then?
how much of a fucking ugly loser do you think that would make you feel?
>>29517723
>how do you think it feels to be told...
THINK FOR YOURSELF ROASTIE
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>>29512402
>muh orbiters
GTFO ROASTIE
YOUR CRAVING FOR ATTENTION AND ORBITERS DO NOT BELONG HERE
TAKE THIS TRASH TO /adv/ OR /soc/
YOUR INABILITY TO FIND A DICK WHEN MEN SPEND DECADES OF THEIR LIVES ON THEIR KNEES FOR SEX IS A TESTAMENT TO HOW DEEPLY DELUSIONAL AND ENTITLED YOU ARE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29517723
You shouldn't be fucking guys left and right. Being a virgin in your mid-twenties is great and very attractive. You'd have a lot of guys interested in you solely for that. You shouldn't give up your virginity until marriage.
If you're unattractive, workout and get toned, eat healthy, wear nice clothes and makeup and you'll do fine. It's an advantage for you. Tons of guys here are virgins and would take you.
>>29517723
I hate this, as a woman if you aren't a slut then that means something is wrong with you but then if you are one it's simultaneously bad.
>tfw traditional and not in a hurry to lose my virginity so I'm apparently disgusting because I'm still a virgin and have to get criticised constantly for it
Fuck the modern world
>>29517782
News flash roastie: only other girls will talk shit about you because they're projecting their own insecurities. If you were more logical, you would have realized this. Stop thinking with your emotions and start thinking rationally.
>>29512402
I really have to wonder how many guys who like traps have never actually seen a vagina before. Like how much of it is just unfamiliarity.
What vidya do you girls like? I just built my new gaming rig and I'm looking to branch out.
I usually like strategy and single player RPGs.
Femanons, give me your opinion of >>29516519
>>29517464
He is waiting for you to save him from /r9k.
>>29517782
Guys are disgusted by sluts. Yeah, you'll get fucked but you will never be loved and respected. Modesty and shyness is incredibly attractive. It makes us want to chase you. If you're showing your body around and whoring around, you're just a piece of meat that we shouldn't bother chasing.
Fucking hate that modern day feminism is all about normalizing whorish behavior and the men that encourage that so that they can trick women into being whores and getting easy pussy. Doesn't lead to good male/female relationships and isn't good for society.
>>29513723
don't shit talk okawari you dumb fuck roastie
I'm scared as fuck, even shaking, and the only thing i am doing is posting in an anonymous image board, nice.
I will try to be sincere. I am bored, really bored, and i always feel like that, but, once in a while, i just feel like doing something different to end my shitty situation.
I don't care about a relationship, but i want to talk to some "fembots" to spice things up a bit.
Throaway email: [email protected]
>>29516386
Well duh, Giles Corey was the most kickass guy in the crucible. Not liking him would mean that you hate masculinity.
>>29517904
Agreed on all that. I think a lot of women are naive and don't realise they're turning themselves into sexual objects. But modern day feminists, etc criticise all women who aren't like this and it's so stupid, any traditional traits in both men and women are shut down and criticised, people are degraded. Feminism is the opposite of what it implies, it's completely anti-femininity. Society is like this and bashes people like us too.
