Oh, it's your two days of freedom already? Enjoy it, wagecuck. Just a friendly reminder: Monday is right around the corner.
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>>29512325
When I die and am reborn, I hope I become a house cat
>>29512325
I look after an autistic kid for work, 19 an hour. Essentially browsing 4chan the job.
>>29512325
>not contributing to society
fuck off
>Was at work the other day
>Accidentally brush my hand against a female co-workers behind
>go home
>fap to the feeling of it
NEETfags will never touch a girl's ass, even accidentally
>>29512325
no problem. enjoy your two days of purposeless existence. Just a friendly reminder: you'll never breed, and your line of ancestors going back to the beginning ends with you
>>29512515
you sound like a novice, I've touched a girl's butt before nothing special...
>>29512325
>>29512340
This. NEETS have the "freedom" to do nothing all day everyday in a self-imposed prison. Wagies can do whatever, buy whatever, and live where ever they want within their means.
>>29512325
Thisis a very good post, reminding wageslaves to make good use of their precious little free time
>>29512555
Bullshit, faggot.
It was so soft.
>>29512515
NEET here. I took the bus the other day and a qt chubby girl sat next to me and rubbed her ass against me the entire time. Literally couldn't resist the NEET charm.
>>29512545
>b...b...but muh purpose
Lol you wagecucks say the funniest things!!!!
>>29512461
>he thinks making shekels for mr goldman is "contributing to society"
Thiswill never get old
>>29512654
>he takes the bus
>he will never drive across a vast expansive highway under the blanketing night sky while listening to vaporwave and holding a cute Asian gf's handI'm so lonely
NEET Life:
>uses a 4 year old garbage laptop to shitpost
>has to pirate his videogames and movies
>either sleeps on the couch or has a 10+ year old twin mattress
>spends every waking moment laying around the house
>bank account has been in the negative for six months
>fails to realize his parents/housemates loathe him
>cries himself to sleep after submitting just one more shitpost to r9k as the sun raises
Wagie Life:
>work 6 hours
>come home, turns on his new 80 inch flat-screen monitor
>has a great mortgage rate on a 3 bed 2 bath
>plays the latest games on the latest console or new gaming PC
>goes out to a nice dinner with his GF
>passes out on his king size posturepedic bed after an hour of fucking
>>29512771
6 hours?
Try 8 then an hour of commute, all to accept a associated amount of debt to keep you working and busy.
>>29512771
Wagie life:
>cries himself to sleep after crying for 5 hours about having to wake up tomorrow to an alarm, taking unpaid time to get ready, unpaid time for his commute, fighting having to stay awake while at work, unpaid commute home, and inly having a few hours of freedom before going to bed for his next day of slavery.
Ftfy
>>29512722
When will you have time to do all that, Mr. Wagecuck? your boss needs you!
Also I prefer taking the train than driving, much comfier
>>29512771
>>uses a 4 year old garbage laptop to shitpost
So not being a consumerist drone and knowing how to take care of your hardware is bad now?
>>has to pirate his videogames and movies
Better than funding Mr. Goldman's new yacht while you can get the same for free
>either sleeps on the couch or has a 10+ year old twin mattress
>spends every waking moment laying around the house
>bank account has been in the negative for six months
Nope lol, actually my account is always positive because I hoard my autismbux and let my parents pay for everything
>>fails to realize his parents/housemates loathe him
>implying we care
>>cries himself to sleep after submitting just one more shitpost to r9k as the sun raises
Actually I go to sleep happy and sound after enjoying a day full of entertainment and personal progress, knowing that I have all the time I need for my health sleep.
>Wagie Life:
Literally being a consumerist drone who has no time to do anything for himself other than pass out in front of his payed government propaganda after an exhausting day at work
>>29512836
Joke's on you, I don't even get 5 hours on weeknights because I get home so late and have to get up early as fuck
>tfw the neets were always right
>tfw fuck me
>>29512325
Having free time is like eating cake.
Cake is great, when you eat just enough but not too much and especially when you eat it at the end of a healthy meal as dessert. For all you uneducated NEETs who can't follow basic analogies, the healthy meal is time spent working or studying.
Being a NEET is having to eat the same kind of cake with the same flavor all day, every day. It's really great at first, especially if you're young, because you get all the cake you want and even more! Sooner rather than later though, it loses all taste and pleasure, it becomes an ordeal.
Obese people, and NEETs, are miserable and only have a few coping mechanisms (frogposting) to deal with their misery.
>>29512771
>All wagie's happiness revolves around his possessions
Why can't wagies appreciate the little things in life? I guess that's a luxury your slave labor can't buy
>>29512854
>personal progress
What personal progress?
>consumerist drone
>consumerist drone
>consumerist drone
>consumerist drone
>let my parents pay for everything
whoops, spotted the hypocrite.
>>29512874
>slaves enjoy their free time more than their masters
Keep telling that to yourself wagecuck, unlike you wagecuck we NEETs actually have personal goals and interests that we use our time wisely for. Also wagecucks eat more fast and junk food because they have no time to prepare or eat a proper meal.
>>29512913
>What personal progress?
Finishing my symphony, writing my memoirs, learning to play instruments and manipulate images digitally, reading philosophy and history etc. Mastering all the varied skills that you don't need for your one-track drone job.
>>29512895
No actually that's the NEET version of "happiness" since they're landlocked to their parents' house and are too autistic to go out into the world and get pleasure from going on adventures in different parts of the world and meeting new people and being in meaningful relationships and eventually starting a family of their own.
You have pictures of cartoon frogs.
>>29512325
I don't understand how people on 4chan think they are superior to anyone in anyway. Especially those who are from this board.
>>29512961
>go out into the world and get pleasure from going on adventures in different parts of the world and meeting new people
How can wagecucks do this when they have to work five and a half days a week and get little to no vacation time? you're fooling yourself wagecuck, you don't need money to go on adventures or meet people, you just need time wagecuck.
>>29512915
>we NEETs actually have personal goals and interests that we use our time wisely for.
Like frogposting?
>>29512958
>Finishing my symphony
>learning to play instruments
LOL you idiot, keep your story together. No wonder you're literally autistic.
but good job "mastering all the varied skills" that you will never use for anything and will never get you anywhere in life because you are a lonely uneducated virgin NEET.
>>29512961
>get pleasure from going on adventures in different parts of the world and meeting new people and being in meaningful relationships
Oh come on now. Yes it's retarded to romanticize NEET life but let's not pretend the average wagie actually does this or will ever get to
Monday comes soon.
>>29512993
>you don't need money to go on adventures or meet people
Yes, yes you do actually. Unless you considering being homeless an adventure.
So how do NEETs do any of that when they stay in their room 7 days a week and can't afford a plane ticket/
>>29513009
>LOL you idiot, keep your story together. No wonder you're literally autistic.
If you actually got a classic education instead of apprenticing for your wagecuck job you'd know that most composers only played one instrument, and didn't actually perform their compositions. I learn instruments for fun and because it allows me to understand their role in music better.
>that you will never use for anything
But I do use them, as I said, to create music and literature and statues that will last forever, unlike your forgettable cog role, wagecuck.
>>29513036
>can't afford a plane ticket/
My monthly neetbux can easily afford me a plane ticket and money for spending while I'm traveling instead of working.
>tfw depressed as a neet
>tfw depressed as a wagecuck
doesn't matter to me, but at least working is a nice distraction sometimes.
>>29512961
>going on adventures in different parts of the world
Not even a NEET, but everytime I hear an upper middle class wagie talk about shit like this it means one thing: going to the same overpriced hotels in normie tourist destinations. You can learn a shit ton more about life, and meet way more interesting people by paying $80 bucks to drive around the country in the Greyhound. Even a NEET can afford $80.
>>29512325
>neet thinks he is hurting the "wagecucks toiling away at their jobs"
>in actuality he's reaffirming their position in life
>most likely have jobs which are a push over and require next to no actual effort besides showing up
>lots of interaction and stimulation throughout the day
>the lonely neet stays in his stale room for months on end
>everything is suffering after being forced to go through it for over a year
>wagecucks laugh at the animal in his cage
>>29513023
How do you think socializing works? You meet someone at work and if you're not totally autistic then you're on good terms with them and meet other people through them.
I've seen wagies meet through their job, date, and then go on to get married. I've personally been the booty call of underage (but legal) girls I met through wageing.
and yeah the average wagie at least once saved enough money between university semesters to go on a trip to Europe or Costa Rica or something.
>>29513160
>neet thinks he is hurting the "wagecucks toiling away at their jobs"
I don't recall anyone saying that
>in actuality he's reaffirming their position in life
>most likely have jobs which are a push over and require next to no actual effort besides showing up
brag more it makes you sound smart
>lots of interaction and stimulation throughout the day
lots of interaction with people that consider you there slave
>the lonely neet stays in his stale room for months on end
interacting with people online
>everything is suffering after being forced to go through it for over a year
>wagecucks laugh at the animal in his cage
who's the rat in a cage wagecuck?
>>29513062
yeah and you've also been "finishing your symphony" for about a year now? Year a and a half? Maybe more?
>If you actually got a classic education
whoops, you're supposed to be a NEET, remember? I guess all that autism makes it hard to keep track of your own shitposts
>>29513062
>But I do use them, as I said, to create music and literature and statues that will last forever
Again, keep track of your shitposts and keep your stories straight buddy you're all over the place. "muh legacy" and "muh purpose" is what you're supposed to use to make fun of wagies, not something that NEETs have
>>29512672
see?
>>29513263
Behold, the depths of wagecuck ignorance
>>29513244
>slave
Someone who works for a living can move anywhere they want and work anywhere they want. They're free to pack up their bags and go teach English in Thailand if they wanted to. Their only limitation is their own skills and education.
NEETs, on the other hand, are slaves to their petty autismcoins or even mommy & daddy's money and mommy & daddy's house. They can't progress in life unless they free themselves from the slave shackles of NEETdom.
>>29513290
Go a head and finish your thought there, autismchan, take your time.
Make up a really far-fetched story about how you're a PhD NEET who hacked into the Pentagon and is researching time travel in his private mansion, and not some retard who barely got his GED.
>>29513300
>Their only limitation is their own skills and education.
you forgot to mention the part about actually finding work
nice try cuckold...
>>29513244
>there slave
your spelling and grammar skills are degrading from a highly sedentary life.. how sad
>interacting with people online
living in echo chambers isn't good for your mental health anon
>who's the rat in the cage wagecuck?
wagecucks aren't free, neets aren't free. we're all bound by our conditions, but the key difference is how we approach these conditions. wagecucks try to elevate their conditions to a higher status through some kind of work through working with the cage, and they usually attain better conditions if they are intelligent enough to know how to achieve better conditions with little. neets believe they are in a state of constant oppression, and try to hide in the cages inadvertently created by those who care for the neets.
no one is forcing you in a cage, but you hide from the world and state the world is not allowing you to leave and/or that you actually like life in a cage. you degrade in the cage while smart wagecucks devise plans on how to leave it. the difference is that you are doing nothing, and your life can only get worse as a result of this. there's no purpose to doing nothing.
>>29513118
I'm not upper middle class senpai, and yeah while you're right and it's also viable to just go around the country in a Greyhound or drive around yourself... it's still the same country. You'd just be listening to Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in a different area code.
The same applies to those normies who just go out to an inclusive resort in Cuba to get drunk and listen to Tiesto and Skrillex like they'd do back home.
It's all about getting out of your comfort zone, getting new outlooks and experiences.
Although I guess if you're some kid who lives in a trail in the middle of the swamps down south and you go live in New York for a while, and vice-versa, it's a pretty good experience as well.
>>29512325
>tfw working shitty wageslave job without even two days off during the week
Honestly wish I could just lie down and die
>>29513395
What about it?
Just because you're too disabled to find work doesn't mean that someone with skills and an education isn't.
>>29513435
*their (better wagey?)
>>29513482
But the sad truth is a lot of people with skills and education don't find work... kind of goes along with what anon was saying (if they are intelligent enough to know how to achieve better conditions) doesn't mean they necessarily will
>>29512325
These threads aren't even fun anymore, it's always the same repetitive shit over and over.
>>29513577
>But the sad truth is
I thought you were saying that being a NEET is sunshine and rainbows.
whoops
Besides, what shithole country do you live in that unemployment is that high? This isn't the 1930s.
It's funny to me how terrible of a fat NEETs assume working is. Like, it's just as good as any other way to pass the time, except you get money for it. But NEETs are so hopeless and stupid, they're very easily intimidated by the outside world.
>>29513635
>Like, it's just as good as any other way to pass the time, except you get money for it.
It's an even better way too, like it was said earlier there's all sorts of social benefits like making friends and meeting girls, probably getting a drug dealer's phone number, etc.
Even a self-employed graphic artist or web designer or something that work on commissions still gets to meet people every now and then.
>>29513480
I go in for a 9 hour shift on sunday
thinking about it seriously makes me want to kill myself. im serious. its so horrible and boring and miserable that it feels like the most tortuous layers of hell. i just want to fucking die.
>>29512410
you give big kek
>work mon - fri 10 - 5
>1 hour lunch, 5 min walk to chinatown
>paid well
>like my cowagies
>20 min walk to work
>talk to people and fix IT shit all day
>never that busy, lots of free time, but not so much its boring
it's okay
>tfw just got off a 10 hour shift
how is this not slavery
>>29513836
13 hours here you whining baby
>used to be NEET
depressed and lonely
>now I'm a wagecuck
pretty much the same
>going to try going back to college
probably won't change anything
I want off this ride ride guys...
>>29512599
>delusional lies that slaves tell themselves
it's sad.
>>29512818
don't bother man, they have to make up lies on the internet to justify their miserable slave existences.
>>29514476
>>29514512
>trying to bump the thread after the NEETard has been red-pilled
>>29513836
>mfw you only work 40 hours a week
i thought about this earlier. i would LOVE to work 10 hours, 4 days a week. i'd take wednesday, saturday, and sunday off. shit would be so great.
>>29513077
you so rekt him bro :) i bet he's angry as hell right now, getting drunk to numb his work depression and neet envy.
of course he'd never admit it ;)
>>29514546
>he purposefully fell for the NEET depression meme
whatever helps you get up at 5 am tomorrow, cuck ;)
oh and i just got here after a long relaxing bath.
>>29514566
>>29513077
>affording a two-way plane ticket with food stamps
no I don't think so
>>29514171
>a slave bragging about his slavery and makes out of it some kind of dick measuring contest
you can't make this up, these people are not human, it almost makes me mad.
>>29514600
>he willfully reject the fact that my current disability pays 1k a month and since i live with parents, i can save so much of it.
poor poor sad wageslave ;)
whatever helps you sleep at night xD
>>29514600
>he doesn't know the government pays his taxes to me because I fooled them into believing I have autism
To become a NEETlord requires some work, but it's certainly much better than wagecucking.
You wake up feeling miserable and worthless everyday though
>mfw get 766USD and my rent paid by the welfare office
i love sweden
>>29514679
only weak mind controlled society drones like you do.
mentally strong men like me feel just fine ;)
To be honest lads, I love working.
My co-workers are nice, my job is a really chill one (I put things together in the back of my local hardware store, I have a fan, I have speakers to play my music out of, I can eat snacks and take breaks whenever I want)
Don't get me wrong, I still work hard, but it feels nice knowing the benefits I have.
Really though, I shouldn't get paid having fun like this!
>>29514653
>1k a month
wow congrats on making about half of minimum wage I guess? I don't know why you think that's impressive. Especially when you made it up.
>>29514710
>"To be honest lads, I love working."
tell me lies tell me sweet little lies ;)
>>29514546
If I wanted to be happy, I could. It's more than possible to be fulfilled as a NEET. Most NEETs are probably unhappy because they're dull normies with nothing happening inside their heads
>>29514727
>It's more than possible to be fulfilled as a NEET.
You have no possibilities for any sort of advancements as a human being and you'll never amount to anything.
Being a NEET is like taking a nap or being asleep, it's only relaxing because you eventually wake up. There's no point in remaining a vegetable though.
>>29514171
What can I say anon? I have a difficult life. Not memeing either, shit fucking sucks.
I made up a lie that I got another job so that I will only have about 24 hours a week now. It almost feels bad having others think I would sink so low as to have two jobs
>>29514655
I don't wanna end up depressed and commit suicide like you at 30 though.
There's a reason why NEETs/r9k are such autistic mentally ill fucks, the social isolation will damage you, further isolating you from the normies, the culmination of your life being absolutely worthless.
Fuck that, I don't wagecuck but don't pretend like NEETdom is any better, it's a pitiful depressing existence.
>>29514720
yes that's impressive considering i have zero bills to pay so that would be an equivalent of making 3k a month ;)
>"Especially when you made it up."
oh gosh lol wtf... are you having a mental breakdown wagie? xD even you can't deny simple facts.
let me help you with that http://www4.gouv.qc.ca/EN/Portail/Citoyens/Evenements/deces/Pages/programme-solidarite-sociale.aspx
>>29514721
>>29514697
>>29514653
>>29514594
Just FYI posting emoticons at the end of your posts just shows how desperate you are. We have the truth on our side, no need for cheap tricks.
>>29514811
i can already sense your bitter hateful envy coming through my monitor ;)
>>29512325
>work 60 hours a week
>have to spend weekend doing life tasks
I fucking wish I had """"two days of freedom""""
>>29514780
>angry bully who was abused during childhood by government brainwashing program tells a free spirit that he's worthless etc..
pathetic.
>>29514780
If you feel that way, more power to you. It is the workers who make the world go round.
However, I can't really believe you think that a human can only advance by holding a job.
>>29514802
Operating on your premise that social isolation is bad, NEET doesn't necessarily mean socially isolated. When you were a kid, did you have to be employed to have friends?
>>29514810
>http://www4.gouv.qc.ca/EN/Portail/Citoyens/Evenements/deces/Pages/programme-solidarite-sociale.aspx
I'm not sure what you're trying to say there with a link to a page that talks about what to do when someone receiving disability dies?
Also...
>The purpose of the Social Solidarity Program is to provide last-resort financial assistance to persons who have a severely limited capacity for employment and cannot provide for their basic needs because of their financial situation.
>Person who depends on his or her father or mother or another adult for subsistence and is in one of the following situations:
>is 18 or over, and:
>attends an educational institution full time or part time
That goes against your stories that you've been posting.
>>29514903
Finally someone said it.
oregani
>>29514810
don't bother man, he's already gone as soon as you exposed his misery, of course he'd never admit it, they never do...they always just disappear and go on living on their lies.
just let it go man, just let it go and let them rot in their own filth.
>tfw Finishing Masters next May
>Going on Vacation to Japan for a bit
>Coming back moving to Seattle for comfy as fuck weather.
Feels good
>>29514903
>When you were a kid
I was in school.
What do you think NEET stands for, exactly?
>>29514868
Show me one great pioneer of human history who just sat in his parents' house and collected disability...
>>29514903
It operates on the premise that most NEETs aren't NEETs because of choice.
you think chad goes on /r9k/? no hes out fucking girls and clubbing, if you're on /r9k/ unironically, you are very likely to be socially inept.
For the vast majority of NEETs, those living on meager benefits, will have very limited human contact.
That social isolation is what drives them to suicide in their 30s.
>>29514949
I really hate to be debating this, because I'm basically arguing for the fucking collapse of Western civilization, but...I can't stop
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends-Outside-of-School
>>29514945
>>29514810If you're going to reply to yourself while pretending to be another person you should make some effort in at least changing the way that you type. Typing in all-lowercase is a giveaway
>>29514917
you have to click on the "benefits and grants" "+" button.
it's amazing how low IQ they slaves are. Must be all the stress killing their brain cells.
"
Basic monthly benefits
Basic monthly benefits for 2016
Basic benefit Exempted work income
(net earnings)
1 adult $947 $100
1 spouse of a student $480 $100
1 independent adult living in a shelter or required to live in an institution for social reintegration purposes or 1 adult who is a minor sheltered with his or her dependent child $202 $100
2 adults $1416 $100"
>>29514862
I love you so very much.
>>29514802
Sounds exactly like my current trajectory.
A lot of my free time is spent trying to reconcile my self preservation instincts with the inevitability that I will die by my own hand, or the conductors hand.
But in the end everything ends in doom, most people who have ever lived will still have had it worse than me, I never having had starved or gone without vidya a day in my life.
>>29514969
>http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends-Outside-of-School
>5. Work part time
Well hey there.
You also then have to deal with the fact that building a relationship or friendship is hard when you're 30 years old and live in your parents' house.
>>29514988
senpai...
>is 18 or over, and:
>attends an educational institution full time or part time
That means you're not NEET.
>>29514972
screw it, it's pointless to try to save you braindead zombies.
i was trying to be nice, to show you the way.
i'm done here.
>>29515027
my gosh... read it again, apply your brain, you zombie, it's all there. why da hell would i lie when its common knowledge that you can get disability benefits in this country?
piss off, how brain dead can you be?
i'm done here.
>being literally retarded, having your parents prove it, and proud of it
whew!
>>29514999
nice trips, make the change if you can; you don't have to go wageslaving, but try to do something you enjoy, make some yt vids on vidya or some shit, browsing this shithole for hours every day is just gonna make your life worse.
>>29515032
>>29515079
off to finish your symphonies again? ;)
>NEET turns 60
>No savings
>Dies alone
I like how OP always leaves after he gets BTFO. Everytime.
>>29516913
the only people being btfo are those who waste their time responding seriously to such obvious bait.
