you wake up tomorrow as this. How do you proceed with your day?
>>29511369
>how do you proceed with your day
I don't
1. Laugh about it
2. Kill myself
>>29511369
I was going to kill myself tomorrow anyway
Question: would you tolerate being ops pic for a year if it meant that the follow 2 years you would look like pic rel??
>>29511369
Go on /pol/ and immediately start professing my love of the white race. Maybe join the KKK. Call some black guys the N word. The possibilities are endless, family.
>>29511418
Oh, robots.
I may be ugly and stupid, but at least I'm not totally cursed like that thing.
>>29511369
I've got immunity cat, motherfucker. Eat shit.
>>29512685
Thanks immunity cat :3
>>29511369
beg for death of course
>>29511534
Any sane person would answer this with a resounding no
Even if it was their whole life, but only 2 years? Not even close
>>29511369
What the fuck is even going on? I don't recall ever seeing a Treacher Collins case that bad.
>>29512685
Praise be to immunity cat
>>29511369
If I give birth to a child like that in i don't how i would react. Judging by the hateful comments itt. Would just shield my baby from the world.
>>29511369
What in the FUCK is that thing? Jesus Christ
>>29513915
Don't act like it's not fucking disgusting on its own, anon
God/Nature is evil.
>Inb4 subjective
am I llama?
>>29511534
That jaw is disgusting.
>implying that thing has enough brain to feel dismay at being a fucked to shit abomination
I would gurgle and shit myself
>>29511369
>Cry
>Cry harder
>Attempt to consume large amounts of alcohol, which may or may not be possible with that mouth
>Consider suicide
>Cry some more
>Acquire gun
>Blow brains out while crying
>>29511369
honestly it would be sort of cool as long as it isn't painful
people would either pity me or think it was cool and i could just make ayy lmao jokes all the time and people couldnt tell me to stop
win win imo besides im already seriously fucking ugly
>>29514376
What's that Neanderthal disorder called?
>>29515773
commonly known as cancer
>>29513592
Same. Treacher Collins means your face doesn't finish forming, not your fuckin ears and mouth swap places.
I think that baby was probably stillborn, so I guess if I woke up like that I'd be dead.
go out on the town now that i've got a better chance to score
Hilarious bittersweet day ensues with every thought flipping from "This is the worst thing ever" to "Hey I look like a cute monkey type animal, oh hey... hi..."
>>29511534
Even with that insane jawline he's still ugly. That's sad.
>>29515895
Oh, you robots.
>>29515773
microcephaly- the hooligans also have dwarfism and cerebral palsy
>>29515717
you could also cosplay as Alf
>>29514376
>>29515773
It's called a living flesh light
>if you rip it's flesh off it looks just like a normal skeleton fetus
>>29511369
I practice being confident. Confidence is more important than looks in getting a girlfriend. We like guys who can be really confident over guys who are 10/10 amazing. He is average looking anyway, all he needs is to stop being a sad, chauvinist, and treating women like sex objects, and he'll be able to get laid with as many women as he wants.
>>29513915
You would despise it if it was male, because it wouldn't sexually excite you. Women are disgusted by all men who don't make them wet, even their own sons.
>>29511369
use it as confirmation that God has been telling me to kill myself and finally do it.
>>29516868
Um, maybe it would inspire you to grow some balls and get some confidence and actually TRY to ask a girl out instead of hating yourself and women behind your computer screen because you didn't get any.
