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If you:
>Have any friends you talk to
>Your parents love you
>Have ever had a job
>Are NOT at least 50lbs overweight
>Are capable of doing more than 5 pushups or run half a kilometre without stopping
>Are in University/College
>don't spend at least 12 hours a day on the computer
>Go outside more than once a week at most
>Shower regularly
>Are not a kissless virgin
>Do not regularly think about committing suicide
>Don't consider videogames and anime as your only and main hobbies
>Have any lifeplan
>Don't have your parents buy and cook your food
>Would become homeless if your parents kicked you out

You are a normie.
You need to get the fuck off this board and go fuck off to reddit. We don't need your kind here.
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>Are capable of doing more than 5 pushups or run half a kilometre without stopping
>Would become homeless if your parents kicked you out
>Do not regularly think about committing suicide

These are the only ones i can relate too yet i am not leaving. Does this make you mad robot?
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You're an edgy fag Lord dude shut the fuck up , any one can lurk this lame ass board. Just because you're some loser fag who wallows in his own self pity doesn't mean other people can't come here. You're a douche and you know it. Get some balls and go outside you fuck up.
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Honestly OP if you tick all those criteria why haven't you offed yourself yet?

Most of us still believe we can get better.
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>>29510340
I take 3 college classes a semester, it's the only thing stopping my parents from kicking me out.
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>>29510340
That last one tho. Don't you mean wouldn't become homeless?
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>Have any friends you talk to
0
>Your parents love you
Dad left when I was a kid and mom has told me several times that she wishes I was never born.
>Have ever had a job
Never
>Are NOT at least 50lbs overweight
I'm average but a manlet, which is objectively 1000 times worse.
>Are capable of doing more than 5 pushups or run half a kilometre without stopping
40 proper pushups, but can only run 100m before dragging my legs
>Are in University/College
HS dropout
>don't spend at least 12 hours a day on the computer
15
>Go outside more than once a week at most
Go for bikerides in the countryside every other week in the middle of the night.
>Shower regularly
Every three day on average.
>Are not a kissless virgin
KHV
>Do not regularly think about committing suicide
Every waking moment
>Don't consider videogames and anime as your only and main hobbies
Vidya, never watched chinese cartoons
>Have any lifeplan
None
>Don't have your parents buy and cook your food
Never nought food myself, but I do cook it more often than not.
>Would become homeless if your parents kicked you out
I'd kill myself, so no.

Stay?
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>>29510578
Dude put yourself together and stop being a faggot. It hets better if you try
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>>29510452
Dumb failed normies and their obsession to fit in the shithole that is current society.
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>>29510630
I can't. Nothing motivates or gets me going.
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>>29510771
sounds like you're just defective then :3
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>>29510340
>dis again

but seriously normies gtfo, you have your own world
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