Its Friday night, what is your excuse for not going out to the club to meet women and get pussy?
>>29510093
Clubs are a terrible place to meet a woman you intend on dating. I wanna meet a nice girl that respect herself and doesn't give out her pussy till marriage
>>29510093
i put all my spare money in my steam wallet and all the sales suck
>>29510093
Because clubs suck. I'd rather get a girl's number at a nice bar or something. Immediate pickups don't happen like they do in the movies.
>>29510093
I have a gf. I stayed home had some red wine, got Chinese food and watched Malcolm in the middle
Tried the club and bar thing, terrible experience. Once again if you're not a chad it isn't worth the effort. You'll just get your ego pissed on.
Because I have to get up early to work tomorrow.
Because I'm dating a Polish girl that doesn't drink. And she's pretty hot.
>>29510093
I don't pay for overpriced drinks and look for casual sex.
Tried it. It sucks since A)Have to spend money I don't have and B)Not attractive enough to pull off club meetings.
>>29510093
Might go out to a bar tonight with friends. Either that or just hang out doing random shit
>>29510191
And now you're on /r9k/. What happened?
>>29510093
>going to a club alone
>>29510278
good job anon, maybe we all might make it after all
Uh no this is how it is in real life
>girls meet 2 hours early to do makeup and take pics
>get to club and get passed free drinks
>after a couple hours of dancing and drinking they just want to crash in bed
>many dont want to leave their group so they dont go home with strangers
Most of the time when they do hook up it will be with a guy they entered with not a stranger they meet there. Sure it happens but not like in the tv shows
Only chads pull on nights out. Everyone else is just awkward and wondering around constantly after people before separating.
I also have a gf and fear ending up with nothing if I leave her in the hopes of greener pastures.
>>29510093
I don't enjoy life and no longer feel any need to make excuses for that fact.
>>29510093
I'm tired of that wild lifestyle having meaningless sex all the time
>>29510361
Yeah, just gotta remember they're human and pretty much like you.
I'm average, lazy gamer type. Don't need to be a Chad.
crippling depression, no friends, apathy, the list goes on. Can't wait until I work up the nerve to kill myself. Until then I will listen to Swans
>go to crowded location full of normies
>natural selection is at its absolute strongest
>I am a 5'8, baby faced manlet with a receding hairline
No thanks lad
>>29510093
Because A) it doesn't just happen like that and B) I have work in the morning.
I'm going to hang out with a women anyway.
So I mean.
It'll be fine c:
>21
>have stacy cousin who is pushing 30
>hit up clubs with her sometimes
>guys always trying to impress her
>they keep buying me and her drinks to try and one up each other
>mfw I drink for free like a pretty girl
Also club sluts are just so not worth the effort. After a long night out the last thing I want to do is put a condom on and nail some hardly enthusiastic drunk bitch at 2am. Might as well get an escort before so when I do go out I can just dance and enjoy my company rather than trying to make my little head happy
I work Friday nights... feelsbadman
>>29510325
It's 11.39 am where I am. GF is doing psramedic stuff. I was going to get it it of bed and make lunch.
>>29510541
Having a girl relative is awesome, since guys will use you as a way to seem even nicer and buy you shit aswell.
>>29510221
> You'll just get your ego pissed on.
Yup. And if you actually manage to have a conversation with a QT, Chad will threaten to kill you up since one girl isn't giving him 100% of their attention in that moment. I'm sick of it, next time I go into a bar it's with a concealed carried weapon or something. Chad threatens me again I'm putting a gun in his face. (Inb4 calling me edgy, I'm a non-violent dude but Chad's quickness to violence in public is unacceptable, he's just doing to look macho in front of pussy anyway, he'll shit his pants and look like a pussy when you fire a bullet in the air, point the gun at him and say next one is going in his skull if he doesn't back off.)
>>29510577
Me and my gf do this. Pretend I'm the gay friend. Free drinks all around.
>>29510621
Sounds like you've talked to a girl literally once and she had a boyfriend.
>>29510093
I went to clubs countless time, never got a single pussy, not even kissed or even touch a girl.
Reason is simple women can feel when you are not interested, I'm autistic, I go to clubs only to see DJ's I like, I go there and dance my shit life away, I don't take drugs and I barely drink or smoke, I'm just an average boring guy so no wonder women are not interested plus as I have said I don't even try, seeing countless guy (even Chads) getting rejected or cucked is making things worse.
Only whores high on MDMA approach me and I turn every single one of them away, they disgust me.
I'm not 21. Can you go to clubs when you're not of drinking age?
>>29510744
Some places yeah but you really shouldn't.
>>29510093
under 21, and I look further under 21 than I am
>>29510093
All of them are whores who will not give a single fuck about you after sex. Sociable women are always a red flag for me.
>>29510621
Warning shots are illegal and there are ordinances about firing guns within city limits, just letting you know.
>>29510093
I just can't give less of a shit. Have fun
>>29511211
I don't care and you're a faggot, just letting you know.
>>29510621
Yeah I've seen it. Lets say you actually do start a convo with a girl and it goes well, she seems interested. A chad type that sees you as inferior will literally walk up to you both and try to cuck you right in front of her.
>Go out with work bros they said well pull so much pussy
>follow clothing, looks and accessory advice from art of manliness
>only thing that was pulled was me into a group of cute lesbians asking me if i was gay and guys high fiving and broshaking me in the dance floor
Was i trolled? Or is it just me having a baby face?
>>29510278
your gf is qt as fuck. Just more proof normalfags have taken over this board.
>no money
>no charisma
>no wingman
>>29510093
I imagine my wife would be upset.
I have no money right now but I like going out for the most part. I'm going out July 1st when I'll have NEETbux to spend.
>go out, get drunk at music show
>dance by myself for a while
>dance wildly, like a nigress invoking a Hoodoo deity, because I'm high energy and give no fucks
>when people around me look into the music I ask them to dance with me (whether they're male or female - I don't care)
>can usually get a 9/10 girl to dance with me, but never any guys will join me (they all say "sorry I'm not gay but good luck man")
>have sometimes even made out with girls in clubs and bars
>still a virgin
>have no interest in casual sex
Some of you would enjoy it if you could just loosen the fuck up and be yourselves. Get drunk, smoke weed, take MDMA or cocaine.
>>29511316
>being taunted by dykes
This happens to me all the time. It's annoying as hell.
>Why are you so quiet? Are you closeted?
>I haven't heard of you ever having a relationship with a female. Are you gay?
God I wish these harpies would fuck off. A lot of people I know think I am secretly gay now.
>>29510093
I did that last night and now I need to work on my mix tape fammo>>29510093
>>29510093
Mandatory overtime on Saturday... Oh well, ill be making $30 an hour.
>>29511394
why the fuck would you ask a guy to dance? What is the point?
no friends and i'm in a wheelchair because of going to these friends house.
>>29510093
I'm a fat uninteresting shy nerd. Why would women want to talk with someone who has avoided conversations for almost 2 years? I am also retarded and don't know how to ride the bus, get into a club, act in a club, what drinks to order or how to dance.
I'd rather spend my day at home lonely playing my vidya and listening to synthwave and occasionally check 4chan for them (You)'s.
If only civil war or a race war broke out. Even a #Swexit would make me a little bit more happy. Too bad I was born in the most cancerous and boring age.
>>29511234
Enjoy paying the club for its damages from the bullet you shot into the ceiling and getting banned
>>29511524
Enjoy telling me about something I don't care about and getting blown off
>>29511316
Is that a picture of you?
originel
>>29511542
What was the point of this response?
>gf pussy on demand
>>29511575
Greetings, tripfriend, would you be interested in getting the fuck out?
>>29510093
im ugly, poor and have a small dick. i literally cannot compete
>>29511571
I don't know man. I'm not even that guy. Honestly I think you're right and it's good of you to give him that advice.
>>29511316
I think it's the gay earings and the pubic hair stubble ruining it for you. I hope you're just making that smile on purpose as well, looks kind of gay/retarded.
Don't take my word for it though, I'm no fashion expert at all. Just my personal opinion.
>>29511588
Nah not from this board usually from /x/ why is it so depressing here???
-going to a club alone is stupid because people go there in cliques
-the drinks are extremely overpriced (like a cup of beer costing $5+)
-the music is so loud you can barely socialize with people who you don't know
-it's hard to break a group of girls up to talk to one of them because they cockblock
-it's more fun to stay in the bathroom at a club and shitpost on your phone
>>29511433
Fun mostly, and I'm bisexual/just don't care. Pretty much given up hope on women, and like I said I don't want casual sex but maybe I could get a bf.
I'm going to a bar in a little bit.
Fuck off, OP.
i would go clubbing if i was absolutely out of my mind in shape and had a wardrobe to accompany it.
right now i'm out of shape, confidence is suffering for it, so now i'm in a recovery stage. haven't been able to get into a gym because of work.
soon...
>>29511769
You'll get there, sweetheart. I love you.
>>29511642
>going to a club alone is stupid because people go there in cliques
Not true, I go alone more often then I go with others. If you go alone it makes you look more adventurous, plus you meet new friends rather than huddling with the old ones.
>the drinks are extremely overpriced (like a cup of beer costing $5+)
This is true and the main reason I avoid going out except on special nights. Spending that much money every weekend is retarded.
>the music is so loud you can barely socialize with people who you don't know
The music is loud so you feel it through your entire body and it works you into an ecstatic trance if you dance to it. Chit chat is for smoke breaks. If you don't smoke tobacco or weed go just outside anyway.
>it's hard to break a group of girls up to talk to one of them because they cockblock
Don't walk up to girls and introduce yourself. Get a girl to dance with you and then get her name and share information outside while smoking.
>it's more fun to stay in the bathroom at a club and shitpost on your phone
I was rolling a joint in a club bathroom once and security knocked saying "WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING IN THERE YOU'RE NOT TAKING A SHIT. HURRY UP." He probably thought I was doing hard drugs. Anyway people will think you're fucking weird if you stay in the bathroom the whole time.
>>29511607
I'm an /x/ phile and I hate tripfags on that board too. I think Hiro should fix the trip feature, in a way that posters must remain anonymous, and can't develop a personality. Like IDs on /pol/ except optional, just to prove you're OP if you need to.
>>29510093
>engaging in pure degeneracy
>actively participating in the devaluing of sex to a purely physical transaction
>actively participating in ruining girls (read: basically children who need to be told what to do)
>not finding a pure christian girl who had a strong father figure in her life and breeding the fuck out of her - raising all 15 of your kids to have good values
lol
The planet is doomed, lads.
>>29510093
OP image source?
>>29512024
it's you and your parents
>>29512074
I'm not Asian
originalll
what is the point of fucking trying when you look like this
>>29512089
oh ok then i guess it's not
>>29510093
It's funny that the other two women make the one in the middle look hot at first glance. But she's legitimately ugly as sin.
>>29512093
you could try not to look like that
>>29510093
>tfw when girls touch me at work
>tfw can easily spot at least one 6/10 girl that likes me
>tfw no drive to even engage conversation with said people
I'm waiting for my dream girl, why would I go to the club to "GET PUSSY BRO" and meet vapid people I know I'll hate
Go out to the club? Alone?
>>29512093
Nigga, try and lose a lil weight if youre a bit heavy and be confident. Girls don't care. Don't listen to these retards. Not gunna get laid if you don't try.
Stop the self loathing.
>>29510093
I hate pussy, that's why I got married.
>>29512093
I've seen way uglier guys having good times in clubs. Even dancing with girls. It's that depressing facial expression that will scare away everyone, and dry up every pussy in a 100 km radius. Just fucking lift your chin up and smile ya gloomy cunt.
>>29512159
Yes. Go dance alone. You won't regret it.
>>29512093
dis nigga look like he crying haha
>>29512093
those are the eyes of a man who has seen through the veil of the world
>>29510093
I bought a tenga cup and some lube
Feels better than the real thing by miles.
>>29510093
I'm stuck on a workboat for another month
>Kill me
>>29512199
What about driving there and back? When was the last time you went to a club alone? dubs checked
>>29512307
sure thing, *chum*
No excuse. I'd be so far out of my element at the club, I find it hard to imagine what it'd be like even. I don't think I'd go of my own volition, but I could see myself succumbing to peer pressure. Hell, maybe I'd like it once I had a few drinks in me. Who knows
>>29512199
Straight men don't dance you drug-hag
Got a test tomorrow morning.
>>29512093
go to /fit/ and browse for dnp threads.
>>29512379
dog nipple pinching? you're sick, asshole. i'm not looking at that.
>>29511211
Didn't know that. I figured it was to show them I'm fucking serious. I am. I'm sick of this shit. Thanks for the heads up.
>>29511234
Stop pretending to me.
>>29510650
Nope, I'm 28 and have been dealing with Chad's threats all my fucking life. I'm done. And >>29511254 had the same experience so there you go.
Glad someone else knows what I'm talking about. I just feel really emasculated now because I'm the guy that "didn't want any trouble" and walked away, thinking it was the right thing to do but as you see, the anger just builds and builds. Last time it happened was a long time ago though, but that's because I'm way out of college and don't even go out much anymore. Never went out much in the first place, like 3-4 times a fucking year and like clockwork I talk to some girl and have some asshole threatening me over it.
>>29512331
I don't have a driver's license. I live right downtown so I walk there and back.
As for my last time going to a club alone, I went alone in a foreign city, where I don't even know the native tongue. It was New Years 2015. I danced with 2 different girls, one of which I became friends with for the duration of my trip. I needed a taxi to get to the club and back to the hotel that time of course.
Another time I went out to a bar by myself and some Chads saw me dancing alone. They invited me to a house party and I went to that alone as well. I only knew the 2 Chads and I hardly talked with them the whole night anyway.
Come to think of it, I only have about 2 friends in the whole world, and they HATE going out partying and never come with me. So when I go out dancing with somebody I know, they're really just an acquaintance I meet up with there. Usually I lose them throughout the night and end up hanging out with totally different people, in a different place. So I'm alone more often then not when I go out.
>>29511394
Are you me? I have the same experience. I'm always the only guy on the dance floor sometimes and all the guys make fun of me and then a cute might come dance (not WITH me but sort of next to me) and all the sudden Chad goes and dances with her.
It pisses me off, never let women tell you "confidence" is what they find attractive because confidence is dancing by yourself.
>>29510093
I have the squits.
>>29512643
So squirt it on down to the club my nig!
>>29510093
Going to the club takes about a couple of hours
>>29510621
Learn jiu-jitsu you giant faggot
>>29511316
you look like zoolander tb.h
>>29510093
>Going out
>On a friday night
>To a club
>Meeting girls
How do you accomplish this phenomenal feat?
Seems impossible to me.
>>29512558
I would have to drive and dancing alone just feels awkward. Can't do it
>>29512199
>Go dance alone. You won't regret it.
I remember that thread. Yeah go for it OP, worst thing which could happen is you getting invited to a big party with celebrities.
>>29511515
Here's your you you
>>29513006
I know a little bit and I'm doing that too. One doesn't exclude the other.
>>29511348
This is just a board for posting unique text. What's the obsession with not having a gf? You're not the first person I've seen say that.
>>29510093
I'm not into the bar scene too old to go clubbing and the city I live in is a rat ass shithole so porn it is
I just got off work and I'm tired, I also have 4 different people coming by to look at the 3rd bedroom in the house and will need to screen them to decide who my 2nd roommate will be
It's 3 girls and 1 guy coming by tomorrow, guess who is already out of the running
>>29510093
would rather stay in and get some (you)s
>>29510172
>Immediate pickups don't happen
Oh, they do. Just not to guys like you and I.
>go to club
>girl starts dancing closer and closer
>think "yes, this is it"
>see her moving towards some guys and whisper something in their ears
>"ok what the fuck.."
>guys start dancing closer and closer to me
>she rubs against me
>disappears inbetween two guys to the front of the dancefloor
>bail, and call it a night
Yeah I don't know what the fuck their problem was, but I didn't wanna find out..
>>29510093
Pussy's fine and all. But the club and the money involved and just general effort aren't worth it. It's just so comfy to stay in, have a few beers, smoke a joint and play vidya or something and eventually just have a nice fap at the end of the day. I've really thought this through and the regret and boredom I feel from going out seems to far surpass the need for busting my load in a condom (as opposed to my sock)
>>29510706
If shes underaged she will probably make out with you even if youre ugly
Neurological damage means I can't dance and have a bad habit of shitting myself.
>>29514787
Here's one, friendo! What're your internet plans this weekend?
>>29510093
I already spent all my money on booze
Have you guys ever been to clubs? The 'everyone gets laid' meme is just that, a meme. Girls usually dance with themselves. I've actually gone out to clubs, about a few times a month since one group of friends loves them.
The girls are all prudes unless you have Chad looks and Chad money at the same time. A Chad from my group of bros tried dancing with a girl and she told him to fuck off. We're talking full oiled muscled up dudebro, and he got rejected.
Girls stick with their cliques and then leave with them. Guys are often forced to do the same. Now if you come in with a mixed group of guys and girls then this could change, sure, but picking up a random girl and taking her home is a rare occurrence even for Chad.
>>29510093
I'm not a filthy degenerate like you, and the rest of your disgusting flock.
>>29510093
How do you meet people at a club when its so loud?
