>you post on r9k whining about your feels
>she slurps down Chad's cum for her meals
>you ask her for her number so you can take her out to dinner
>chad fucks her in the vagina instead
Cum is not a very filling meal.
>anon makes another one of these threads
>a million ideas come to my head
>you post the frog because she doesn't like you
>chad already enjoyed that pussy juice yesterday
>>29509340
Your main hobby is to shitpost. Shes letting 2 Chad's do a spitroast
>>29509377
chad's cum is more satisfying than any meal you can buy her
>you give her money
>chad has sex with her
>>29509373
>>29509390
>you enter a thread about rhymes
>and make posts that waste everyone's time
You have a collection of smug frogs and toads. She guzzles Chad's cum by the loads
>you never got laid because you shitpost
>she kisses chad on the mouth with her tongue out
>ironically type with no prose and no meter
>surprised when feelina takes all of his peter
>>29509419
Cum is just a big mess.
You blame all your problems on society. While your oneitis is riding me
t.chad
>>29509419
>chad produces gallons of cum everyday
>you lack test but jack off anyway
You worship Eliot, and egg, and dumb fags while Chad uses her as a cum rag
>>29509494
>You fuck her and break all of her vows
>I shitpost and call forth, BETA UPRISING NOW
You sperg out about cucks and red pills while Chad spurts in her as he drills
>>29509377
grills need the selenium
grills need the zinc
absorbency digestion destruction
automatic convulsive contractions
the need for the d
You both like getting choked but one by a dick in her throat and you by a life ending rope
>she fills his ears with moans and screams
>i fill him with lead from my AR-15
> you open a hearthstone pack
> chad gives her the expansion pak
>>29509599
Simmer down there Eminem
>chad gets lots of validation and thinks he is cool
>but he will think that no more, once i shoot up the school
>>29509643
>rhyming "pack" with "pak"
really nigga
>>29509470
>anon makes fun of your rhyming ability
>chad makes good use of the girl's fertility
>>29509435
>>29509494
lol I like these ones, good job anons
>you post to rile up all the wagies
>Chad has her down on her knees
>you select store fronts, street signs, and grass
>Chad blows a huge load right into her ass
>>29509542
Nice one, I was trying to come up with a red pill one but couldn't
>>29509672
It's 0:43 am here, man. I'm trying
> The ending song of Metal Gear Solid is "The Best Is Yet To Come"
> Chad makes her cum
>you fantasize a date and foreplay
>chad fucks her and forgets about her the next day
>chad orders a coke and some fries
>you struggle to keep tears in your eyes
> you get an S+ in your favourite game
> chad gets an S+ in fucking your girl
>you fritter your time jerking to internet porn
>Chad fills her puss 'till your future wife's son is born
>you amass a wealth of good boy points
>chad takes her heart with only his loins
>>29509426
Best one in this thread so far desu.
To make my post original:
>you put effort in your post
>but this guy is funnier than most
>you post about that feel when comfy
>Chad and her do a bit of the ol rumpy pumpy
>you laugh at pictures of black people humor
>chad's bulge in her stomach looks like a tumor
>>29509897
>you set the bar really low
>Chad turns her into a ho
>>29509939
>you insult my standards
>chad continues to hammer
>you jerk off into socks
>she chain smokes cocks
You bring home the bux
Chad gets 8 hour fux
You kick ass at World of Tanks
Jamal makes her one of his skanks
You redpill thousands with your memes
Jamal and Chad hear her screams
You come home and taste their creams
You're the Beta of her dreams
She jerks your dinky once a week
to get the paycheck that she seeks
Her panties full of Tyrones leaks
She kisses you on the cheeks
>you call her a whore
>Chad's looking to score
>He bangs her like a screen door
>tfw no gf you roar
>you love her very soul
>Chad's cock is her only goal
>you send her some fresh dank pepe oc
>Chad sends her a pic of where he goes pee
>you orbit her like a planet
>Chad slams into her pussy like a comet
