My fellow robots, cyborgs, and any stray normies: 2016 has been by far the most chaotic and insane year in human history.
A shitload of celebrity deaths and deaths in general with growing Islamic terrorism and a fuckload of refugees continually infesting Europe while God Emperor of memery Donald J Trump has proven his likelihood of becoming the ruler of the US. The absolute madmen Britain leaving the EU, with cuck Cameron resigning and growing populist, nationalist and anti democracy sentiment rapidly growing. SJW cuckery at an all time high. It's insane. And what can we trace it all back to?
Meme magic, cast by OUR LORD KEK HIMSELF
JOIN US, FOR NOVEMBER 4TH 2016 IS THE DAY HE ARISES ONCE MORE, AND BRINGS ABOUT THE MEME SINGULARITY THAT WILL SAVE US ALL!
>>29508945
Meme Magic 2016-2020
The Great End of the Old Aeon is at hand
Do What Thou Wilt shall be the whole of the law.
Love is the law, Love under Will.
Arise Lord Kek, and help us to usher in an age of comfy memes.
Wouldn't mind if he meme'd some fucking money in direction tbqhwy family.
Arise Lord KEK and show these mortals the true power of meme magic!
It surely are interesting times as the Chinese say.
Doubt it will be fun.
>>29508945
>2016
>doing anything unironically
in case anyone is wondering whats this about and is out of the loop like me, I looked it up, its a retarded /pol/ meme. they are under the impression that it is the work of divine intervention that when 999/1000 anons post "trump 2016" that one of them gets dubs
Unironically yes. Something incredibly strange is going on in the world today, He (whatever he, or it is) is growing stronger everyday, the world is moving towards a point when the old order is destroyed and something new arises.
>>29509591
>Everything not based entirely on fact is retarded
>>29509539
yeah post-irony is where its at
>>29509666
PRAISE THE PROPHET BLESSED BY THE REPEATING INTEGERS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
Lord Kek, are memes truly the way to enlightenment?
l hate you all.
The gods are egregores and have no independent existence from human beings.
Don't be a servile little shit and worship them. Use them to your advantage.
>>29509666
I believe in you Satan
>>29509788
KEK HAS SHOWN US THE WAY OH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
>>29509805
Wouldn't that make it more like a WH40K chaos God?
Wait, holy shit. That's exactly what it is. That's what KEK IS!!!
Why don't we create an actual cult? We can begin making threads like KEK Worship general and discuss about meme magic and offer Lord KEK oc memes
Praise him ourlord
>>29508945
Dubs says meme magic is real.
Memes are good fun and all but when it warps into reality it gets really scary. Like that Alps place crash Bane thing.
>Be a god
>Not worshipped in thousands of years
>Suddenly mass explosion of people re-worshipping you
>use your deity powers over fairly in order to not lose your worshippers again
>>29509994
I told you, bro. I told you about egregores. I warned you.
>>29510217
This is why we need Witch Hunters. Suffer not the meme to live.
does meme magic give corporeal form to memes?
>>29510417
Yes. See alps bane crash and rise of real world /pol/
>>29508945
Do you be-meme in magic?
>>29510443
Pretty spooky how what started as one guys shit posting on /tv/ killed over a hundred people.
>>29510493
That was only the beginning, friend, when kek was still weak
The Donald is his champion, and when he is elected... The Meme Singularity begins.
https://youtu.be/VppuD1St8Ec
>2016
>going outside
>>29509666
Praise Kek our God!
>>29509666
KEK HAS CHOSEN THEE
GAZE UPON THE LIGHT, HERETICS, AND HE SCORNED
>>29509788
>>29509666
>>29510266
This happens every time in Kek threads. I'm a believer now.
>>29509666
https://youtu.be/cZGoD4T4SuY
>>29508945
I don't believe in Kek himself, but I unironically believe that when people's minds all focus in a single goal, either by simply shitposting on a chinese image board or by praying for a miracle to a deity, they can actually influence the real world.
For example, what were the chances of /pol/ reaching post #77770000 10 minutes after Mexico loses 7-0 against Chile? Not only that but the post was actually by a Mexican.
Of course some may say it's just coincidence, but things like that are once in a lifetime occurrences.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KEK
>Choosing anything other the most high
Our Lord Kek, show the normal person your true almighty power by ridding the world of this evil.
>>29508999
ALL PRAISE BE 2 KEK
guysssss
ok, so anyone heard of INDIGO movement?
it has taken over in hip hop, in what they call "beast coast". its related to kek because its gonna be his rival
The "you came to the wrong brotherhood motherfucker" feel is so strong reading this thread.
>>29508945
>2016 has been by far the most chaotic and insane year in human history.
I don't know those years with the world wars and the Mongolians conquering nearly all of the landlocked world at the time was probably more chaotic than some fucking hashtags on twitter and a 85 year-old former reality TV host running for president
>>29510208
Lol, shit digits.
Check these bad boys out for a change.
>>29513654
fug
oragami
>>29513680
So sad, boi
KEK memeing the UK out of the EU is just the beginning. As KEK's power grows more and more memes will brought into the real world.
>>29509666
Praise be to KEK, Master of memes and King of Robots
>>29513555
The trips welcome you though
>>29513555
You got trips so weather you like it or not you give KEK praise.
>>29513888
555 times shall kek be praised to kingdom come, I am now the K E K hierophant, blessed by his name.
Will thou join me, thou that hast been designated by the trips ?
>>29509666
>>29513555
>>29513888
Those gets are frightening
>>29513949
I will join KEK's flock because only though the power of memes are you shielded from overwhelming feels and the trickery of normies.
Do not be led astray by the false gods. The real God is before us! Follow in His ways and memes will be gifted unto thee. Praise Kek, or suffer an existence where there are no memes!
Tonight I pray to KEK, with thoughts of GETs in my head.
>>29514688
Fucking checked kek is real
>>29509788
Dubs! That's a sign!
>>29514688
DEAR GOD
IT'S HAPPENING
Could someone direct me to the Ironic KEK Worship thread?
I lost my way after jerking off to traps being blacked and closing my tabs out of shame.
Anybody else feel random chaotic energy spikes lately?
>>29508945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQhcIUVAPwQ
LET US HUMBLE OURSELVES IN PRAYER
LORD KEK BENEFICENT CONJURER OF MEMES
YOU WHO ARE THE DARK BEFORE THE LIGHT
LORD KEK PLEASE BRING US THE GREATEST MEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQhcIUVAPwQ
Praise kek and check these digits
Confirmation bias, the thread.
>>29515347
HERETIC!
BLASPHEMER!
WHAT IS THE BLASPHEMER'S IP ADDRESS
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
>>29510259
I believe that in academic circles that is referred to as the Santa Muerte effect.
>>29508945
>yfw a new age in which meme magic pracitioners hold all the power in the world is upon us
>>29508945
Don't forget late 2015. Scott Weiland died of unfortunate meme magic. There was a thread about his drug addiction on /mu/ literally the day before he died.
>>29515011
OH SHIT I GOT DUBS TOO MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
>>29515347
PURGE THE HERETIC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The fuck is this thread, m8y?
>>29509666
>>29509788
>>29510266
>>29510566
>>29513555
>>29513888
>>29514688
>>29515800
What the hell
Is kek communicating with postnumbers?
You guys are seeing patterns where none exist.
>>29515923
>>29515939
Perfect juxtaposition.
What the fuck is this shit?
Go back to /b/ you underaged dipshits.
>>29515356
She. The heretic is female.
So is kek waifu material?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
>>29516187
he >gets
tfw no get
praise k3k
orilanig
>>29515960
SILENCE HERETIC, DO NOT BLASPHEME!
I'm going to be nice to people from now on.
>>29510208
Thou shall not missuse the power of our Lord and savior KEK.
He will only present you with DUBS if he wills it and if you are worthy
>>29517200
Nice... worthy kek block
>>29517200
>>29517322
WHAT IS HAPPENING, LORD IS THIS YOU?
>>29511156
4chan is the closest the internet has to pure chaos and therefore approximates the primordial chaos. The anarchy on here is perfect. And it just so happens to be continuously charged by literal hermits.
This is really as archetypical as it gets.
A dumbass internet forum with nicknames could only do this maybe once or twice in its lifetime.
The fact everyone is anon and therefore NAMELESS is perfect for occult workings, even if unintentional.
>>29517200
In every KEK related thread I see far more dubs than normal, non KEK related threads. Coincidence? I don't think so. MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
>>29515939
The Banecrash is pretty hard to dispute.
It made a believer out of me. I was spooked. ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8
>>29508945
Ok i know this started as a meme but way too much has happened to be a coincidence. The baines plane, all the gets, and there was one other thing. Also, reminder that trump posted a pepe on his twitter. Is it a sign, since kek is a frog?
>>29518055
Praise lord kek!
fuckoriginality
>>29518055
And i get fucking dubs. See? Kek has blessed me and my message, this must be conformation.
>>29513600
Chaotic yes.
But this is a much larger change. Of more significance. This isnt just some dudes killing each other.
Its the disintegration of society itself.
![CeRwQhiUEAE6Hzy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NnQS6NN.jpg "CeRwQhiUEAE6Hzy[1].jpg")
>>29509666
KEK VULT
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It is time brothers. A new and unimaginable time is upon us.
WHAT A DAY.
WHAT A LOVELY DAY.
>>29515504
it's beautiful isn't it?
originality reee
![5u4kPmV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S3vW3Dl.jpg "5u4kPmV[1].jpg")
>>29515347
>commits blasphemy
>gets singles
BAN THE UNBELIEVER
Can someone fill me in on the banes crash thing?
>>29508945
Kek is a false idol, built of human egos
There is no god except God.
Allahu akbar
>>29518641
Of course he is a false idol.
like all gods we as humans are not able to even imagine what they "are". They might not even "exist" in a sense that we can understand.
>>29509666
Praise kek! I await your arrival your holyness!
>>29518641
>>29518709
Heretics man....
>>29518785
You are the heretic, ignorant one.
>>29508945
>>Be me, 19.
>>Be 1946
>>East Germany
>>Everyone is hungry.
>>Family is dead, Home, school, everything is destroyed.
>>Everyday reports come in of more people come in of people being taken away to be "re-educated." They don't come back.
>>I can hear the sobbing everynight of the newly installed police force raping the women from my window.
>>I'd consider suicide but I'm already dead inside.
YES OP. This truly is the most turbulent year in our history. Kek.
>>29518861
Fucking moron. Who the fuck gives a shit if some 1000 people get raped and killed.
Today society itself is slowly collapsing, millions of people clinging to devices that produce a seperate reality existence.
Goverments controlling people like never before, not by force, but by making them think in determined ways.
So many people existing and even more being made so food will inevitably run out.
Planet is literally FUCKED in 100 years at best.
Yep. Everything is fine, they say it in the TV all the time so it must be.
>>29509666
KEK BE PRAISED!
PRAISE KEK~~~~~~
>>29518861
Id be raping all these poor little hopeless refugee girls left and right. Imagine the possibilities in such a time.
>>29508945
prasie KEK
If dubs KEK cleanses the west of nine whites
>>29520140
None whites, if dubs kek cleanses the west of none whites.
Thank you KEK for sparing those nine innocent white lives, you truly are a god of mercy
Are there any mythical stories about the great Kek?
please share!
>>29508945
Meme magic seems weaker than it was a year ago
Or maybe I'm just getting used to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmsEp6WGIbg
>>29518314
here you go senpai
bane story and the first glimpse of the power of our lord kek
PRAISED BE KEK DESU MY FAMILIA
Praise Kek!
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