>tfw I'm 30 years old and haven't been using the toilet properly all these years
>>29507646
I just piss in the shower and shit in a bucket and throw it away
What were you doing wrong?
>>29507661
>I just piss in the shower
Well me too occasionally if I'm already in the shower I'll just piss in it there no r-
>and shit in a bucket and throw it away
go on...
>>29507646
tell me more pls
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>>29507646
please tell us what you've been doing wrong. This might be the first new thing i've heard here in months.
Did you face the wrong direction like Butters?
>>29507682
>>29507688
>>29507808
Not the wrong direction but apparently I've been sitting on it the wrong way, like the wrong angle, for 25+ years or however long I've been pooping in regular toilets.
I look at diagrams and pictures of people on the toilet and they're just sitting on the toilet seat like it's a regular chair.
I've ALWAYS sat on it with my hips and ass like pushed into the toilet seat at a 20 degree angle or something, so that my tailbone is resting on the seat as well.
Deep down I always knew something was off because my dick would always be hitting the inside of the bowl when sitting at that angle - and worse yet when peeing while taking a shit the pee stream would be perfectly aligned with the open space between the bowl and the seat and so I'd piss all over my pants and the floor. So for like 20-something years I've always had to shit with my hand between my legs holding down my dick.
I was wondering why I'd see all these movies and stock photos and whatever else of guys sitting on the toilet who are not holding their dick at the same times and I only just figured it out...
>>29507960
Jesus christ I went through that phase in kindergarten
After I pissed on myself, I realized I was doing something wrong
>>29507960
>at a 20 degree angle or something, so that my tailbone is resting on the seat as well.
>>29507960
The proper way to shit is actually to squat on the toilet seat itself or having some sort of chair/agent that you can push your legs into to relax the proper muscle groups.
Made my life so much better
>>29508001
does that make sense how I'm describing it? Like you know how you start getting in your computer chair and you start to slide off your chair a bit? That's (was?) my default shitting position.
Maybe I'll draw a diagram or something.
>>29507992
this guy gets it
>>29508050
or should i say
>pooper muscle groups
>>29507661
>shit in bucket
Why? You can just shit in the shower too unless you have normie-tier solid shits.
>>29507960
So you literally sit inside the toilet. Ew.
>>29507960
Youre so fucking stupid
>tfw you never sit on toilet at all
>>29507960
>struggling with toilet posture at age 30
I am honored to be in the presence of one who so rightfully belongs on this particular board.
>>29508472
if only I had born a Pajeet I would have never have to deal with this issue
