>Be wageslave
>Consume nothing but chips and soda before work
Guess my coworkers are in for another stinky diarrhea day.
>>29506266
>tfw you will never be a NEET Pepe's poopoo peepee slave
>>29506512
You could be my poopoo peepee slave Anon
>>29506537
thank you anon, I appreciate that dearly
>always nervous about something not agreeing with me at work
>never eat breakfast or lunch because of it
>always hungry
A-at least I'm losing weight.
>>29506576
I'm lucky enough to be able to use the restroom at any time. I regularly have horrible diarrhea but I stopped caring about destroying the bathrooms. Blame my job for giving me fried chicken every day.
>work alone at gas station
>tfw lock doors for poop time
oh god customers are outside
they're trying to get in
fastest ever fastest ever