>want to masturbate
>mommy is home
>>29506219
Jack off on her face
I've never understood this. Close your door? How fucking loud do you get when you jerk off?
>>29506272
I live in a one room house
>>29506338
>house
>one room
>>29506346
>le miffed black guy
>want to have sex
>no money to go to hooker
Does she care? Mine doesn't/never did.
>>29506338
thats not a house thats a shack
>>29506338
>one room house
>>29506338
I'm curious to what you mean by this. could you go to MS paint and draw a crude layout of your house?
>>29506353
>want to have hooker
>hooking is illegal
>>29506338
bullshit, post a picture.
>>29506338
trailer trash
>>29506400
Your fault for being born a Burger. It's legal or semi-legal nearly everywhere else.
>>29506410
>tfw grew up in a trailer park
>tfw lazy living, lack of privacy, and getting to bang neighbors and even mom, without anyone caring because it's a normal thing
You can knock it, but it's definitely an experience.
>>29506400
Why do you care if it's illegal?
>>29506472
>getting to bang neighbors and even mom
wot
>>29506352
>miffed
He's bemused you retard.
>>29506735
shut the fuck up faggot
original comment
>>29506744
See now that is miffed.
>>29506731
>wot
He's trailer trash, that's par for the course for them.
>>29506731
Over the course of my teens, I ended up sleeping with two girls my age, three older women and my mom on and off. Everyone was sleeping around so no one gave a shit. Not even a Chad either.
>tfw mommy milks my little dicky when I have enough good boy points
>>29506786
Seek professionaI help
>>29506765
Greentext the first time you fucked you're mom.
>>29506765
More detail please? I love momcest stories. Also what about the other older women?
>>29506815
Kind of boring
>We'd fooled around some by that point and talked about going all the way
>She came home a little tipsy from work and after hanging out together for the evening she brought up if I wanted to do it like we talked about
>Said sure without thinking so she got out of her work clothes and went back to the bed
>I didn't dwell on it and went when she called me back
>Made out which went fine, clumsy foreplay and sloppy sex
Wasn't that good and didn't last long but we had fun and it was a stepping stone to regular sex for us.
>>29506820
There was some interest because lack of privacy so she brought up if I'd be into trying something out. Figured why not and after a couple weeks got to fucking. It became a thing for us when we both happened to not be seeing anyone else. The older women, two were mom's friends and one was just another resident of the park. Kind of messed up because I think she used me to get a baby to trap a guy into marrying her.
I've legit masturbated with family in the room before, step it up.
>>29507014
Same, only I was in the backseat of a cramped SUV on a road trip with only 2 feet between me and my sisters. If you want to jerk it, you can make it happen. Just rub thru your pants
>>29507008
Greentext the first time you fooled around and the best time you had sex.
>>29506387
it would just be a square
>>29507062
The worst thing though is starting and not being able to finish because you don't have the full ability to do what you want. That's pretty nasty.
>>29506786
>Cummy for mummy
The best feel
>>29506219
>want to fuck
>mommy is out
>>29506272
Doors can be opened.
>>29506272
Because most parents knock and then come in. They don't ask "can I come in?" and then not come in if you say no. Also most bedroom doors don't have locks and most parents would find it strange if their kid locked their bedroom door.
>>29507069
I actually don't think I can pinpoint to the exact first time we fooled around. I remember early on though it was just light kissing.
Best time I'm guessing you mean between us. I want to say the best time was after we both had a break up at around the same time. It was the first break we'd had apart so getting back together it was a lot more intense and experienced, and that first time was amazing. Though there also was one time her friend got involved for sloppy seconds.
>>29506338
Dude post a fucking picture that's not a house or even a trailer that's a fucking cuckshed
>>29507008
Please describe your mom and be detailed to her looks/body type/tits etc. Mom son incest is my number one fetish.
>>29507431
She's cute, 5'6" with blue eyes and brown hair. She's always had a little weight to her but not enough that I'd call her chubby. Pretty good tits I want to say c-cup but a great ass and hips. She still looks good even today but then again she had me in her teens so she's not that old anyway.
Maybe it sounds odd but I've never been that attracted to her, it's hard to feel that way when the feel and thought of her being my mom is so strong. When we fooled around it wasn't out of attraction, mostly because we were bored and it was fun and felt good and we weren't seeing anyone at those times.
>>29507705
Did you feel a special sense of bonding while having sex with her compared to other girls?
>>29507102
You could sneak an incognito bottle of lotion along
>>29507723
Maybe early on the first time we tried stuff out. As I got older and it became more regular when we had our on off thing going it didn't have that same feel. It feels weird since it ended up feeling almost the opposite. With other girls there were romantic feelings and attraction. With mom it ended up being totally physical and didn't feel all that much different from most anything else. Like we could have been playing cards and the feelings wouldn't have been much different. Apart from the physical feeling but that was why we did it because it felt good and was a fun way to pass the time sometimes.
Sorry if that ruins any ideas you may of had or doesn't suit a fantasy. Like I said before it became kind of straightforward and boring for us.
>>29507824
No that's kind of what I was expecting. Momcest is a sweet fetish, but doing it with my own mom doesn't appeal to me at all.
