>homeless, sleeping in a car
>take shower at the golds gym for 30$ a month to shower. Wear beach shorts and sandals so I don't go bare foot in public showers
>go to restroom to shit, piss, brush teeth, shave beard, and apply my anti-frizz serum to style my hair
>have a job
>my adress is a p.o box
>tfw no rent, bills, kids, or depending on mommy and daddy like most neets and normalfags
>tfw freedom, adventure and a nomad traveler.
>if I ever want pussy. I just pay a whore to fuck which is cheaper and higher value than a regular woman
I did it /r9k/. How are the homecucks and neetcucks doing? Don't forget to pay you rent homecucks and don't forget about your daily suicidal episode, neets. lmao.
This lifestyle is awesome. The closest you will get to freedom is by the grave of homelessness.
Who living the dream here?
>>29505445
>grave
Grace*
I wash my clothes at a public coin washer and dryer place.
Didn't you make this same thread yesterday?
>>29505445
This was actually a dream of mine when i was a wee gadgetron. Except mine i envisioned a van fully decked out with mattress and whatnot. Bang honeys in da back.
>>29505500
Yes. Lmao
Every day until neets and homecucks submit to homelessness.
Homelessness is the new generation. Houses are no longer needed anymore.
>>29505545
yea, good for you faggot..
if i find it hard to have sex in my car i sure as shit ain't living in it. unless it's a lambo
>>29505445
great, thats great. I dont like homeless people getting the streets dirty, now that you own a car we dont even need to burry you when you pass in a couple of years, we can just push it to the bottom of the river
>>29505445
I'm curious, anon. How much are you making? I've been considering this lifestyle for sometime. Except, I got some free college available.
>>29505658
swear this dude works at walmart..yea you're really livin' the dream
>>29505445
This is really redpilled.
I thought I was successful when I bought my house at young age. Then I realized I just dug my own slave grave
The housing expense and government tax is really a giant black hole that sucks all of your wealth into it. And you don't have no fucking benefits come back
Now I can't take even a slight risk to leave my wageslavery otherwise Goldbergs would take away all my assets despite I've put down so much effort on it
If i could park somwhere there were always clean bathrooms open and fast food places close by and wifi ,something to charge a phone, laptop and quiet I could see living in a customized van.
>>29505445 you can't call yourself a nomad traveler if you have a job that ties you down. Then you are the same as everyone else you just come home to a car. Do you just get min wage low responsibility jobs that you quit when you want to travel somewhere else?
>>29505695
>and you don't have no fucking benefits come back
Uhh..How about your own roof over your head?
>>29505445
>No rent
Car expenses are your equivalent.
>No bills
>No paper money or invoices
You are wrong.
I imagine you're very bored and alone, why else would you make this thread. Still, good on ya for doing something very few people do.
>i'm independent hehe
>when does my daily dose of anime comes out ? REEEEEEEE
>>29505593
>if i find it hard to have sex in my car
girls have sex with chads that live in vans all the time
OP made another thread "bragging" about being homeless. no ones jealous man.
>>29505722
>car expenses are equivalent to paying 300-700$ a month
Lmao.
I just change my car oil ever 3 months and take care of it like any other car. You're stupid.
>>29505445
>homeless in the city
>sleep in shelter and explore city during the day
>steal, draw, think, read
>complete outsider but people look at me in awe
it's honestly not that bad.
one ofteh art i did on ms paint.
>>29505812
>N-N-NO ONE CARES. STOP IT!!!
Honecucks. When will they learn?
>>29505813
>3 months
why so frequent?
>>29505718
>paying thousands to maintain the house
>MAINTAIN
>nothing improved or innovated
The car can stop wind and rains, too. Obviously this can't be applied to cold areas where you'd freeze to death during winter
But if I ever got chance I'd live homeless in a car for few years. Considering I have no hobby, no friends, no social life anyway. I'd save a hug amount of money and finally get a house when I get bored living that life
>implying I get to enjoy my house
Wageslavery takes up 80% of your time so you're really just using the house to sleep in. You don't even get time to enjoy your house.
Fuck. At this point I might be more familiar with my company's walls and decks than with my own house
>>29505858
It was a guess. I honestly don't drive alot. Everything I need is within 3 block. Holds gym is across the street. I also eat healthy. Protien bard, white meats, and just eating healthy in general.
>>29505445
>wage cuck lives in even shitier living conditions than he could afford
>claims all the shekels he saves are freedom
a wagecucks life really is fettered; they'd live in a gutter to try and regain an ounce of the freedom they give up on a daily basis
>car gets stolen by nigger
>lose not only your car but your home and your entire livelihood
i hope you only are nomadic in good neighborhoods op
>>29505842
>honecucks
>hone
So not only are you homeless but you're also retarded. No ones jealous of you being a bum.
>>29505718
>MUH FOOD
Will someone make an image where person says "MUH ROOF" and explains homecucks?
Their only argument is a fucking roof, lmao
>>29505722
ROOF*
>>29505916
My Samsung 50$ Android phone autocorrects.
>>29505916
>typo means you're uneducated meme
made for op because this thread is hilarious
>>29506042
and another for op
>>29506042
Ok here. This is what I look like homeless. Took this picture this morning after shaving.
>>29506102
>gym bathroom tile
checks out
What vehicle do you have? Do you use a laptop, or just your phone?
This nice thread.
>>29506102
Eh... it's sideways. Sorry. Have another one taken right now. With my beanie. Not sure how it will come out
>>29505922
It's more a figure of speech you hobo gypsy
>>29505813
I never said they cost the same.
You live in your car, others live in houses.
They pay for houses, you pay for your car.
Do you not have insurance? Have you ever tracked the monthly cost of maintenance?
I'm glad we agree on my second point.
>>29506128
Phone. I do want to get a laptop to burn music into cds.
It's a small gray car I sleep in.
I got to go now. I got work in 10 minutes. Peace out.
>>29506191
I have car insurance. 80$ a month at statefarm.
I might be a manlet but I'm definitely not manlet enough to live in my car.
Maybe if I get an RV someday I'll submit to homelessness.
>>29506042
>mantaining a house
look at this faggot, the only mantaining my apartment requires is to clean the dishes and floor once every two weeks and regularly take out the trash, the expenses cover anything else
>shut up fat faggot
what does being fat have to do with anything?
>>29505445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0sC_25BVA
>you will travel in hobbofus car while mountig guard outside at night because there isnt enough space for a fully grown adult to sleep inside
