>be half Asian half white
>have 4 inch erect dick that prevented me from ever having a gf
>went to a sauna with my white dad
>as we were getting up to leave his towel slipped off revealing a penis even smaller than mine
>I used to blame my small penis on my Asian genes but now I know I got it from my white father
>afterwards my dad revealed the reason he and my Asian mom are separated is because my mom admitted to having an affair
>realize I am a worthless beta cuck like my dad and will probably die a virgin
>fuck my life
>>29505399
LOL you got naked with your dad? Weird.
Penis size means close to nothing in this world stop letting porn influence your outlook so goddamn much
>tfw 6'3" half asian with 7" dick
lmaoing at your life kid
>>29505447
post face and dick
half asian 6'2 with 6 inch thick dick
ayylmao
>>29505431
>LOL.
>Weird.
>Penis size means nothing.
Genuine retardation.
>>29505399
Nobody cares faggot. Go complain on r/asianmasculinity
>>29505476
>not trying to help OPs self esteem before he spree kills a bunch of sorority girls
>tfw you could've stopped the next mass shooter with some encouraging words on 4chan but didn't
I know yall think normies deserve to die but I'm out here tryna save my niggas you hear
>>29505478
they made me fun of me for having a white dad and a smaller dick than them
>>29505399
4 inch is more than enough to make sex, your dad managed it too. Small women will even be grateful
>>29505431
>LOL you got naked with your dad? Weird.
We bonded a little after my dad realized I inherited his small dick and began to understand why I'm in my mid 20s and never had a gf. He's no longer on my case about meeting girls and going to social gatherings.
I think white guys with yellow fever have small dicks and think Asian women come from a culture where small dicks are more acceptable but that's not always the case as my mom ended up cheating on my dad.
Why not go on a few dates with someone and give them a reason to like you for more than your penis size?
You can do other things in bed that will be just as good as having a large dick as well.
If you are about to fuck someone and you made them horny enough from foreplay they really won't care how big your dick is, they'll want anything inside them.
>>29505399
The real culprits in all this are the disgusting asian sluts who fuck any white guy with a pulse
It wasn't erect though. That's the size that matters, you retard. Unless it was, you have other problems to deal with if it was.
>>29505631
He said his dad is white, so if it was small flaccid, it would still be small erect.
I remember reading that whites are mostly showers rather than growers and Asians are mostly growers because mongoloids originate from the coldest climate where flaccid penises have to shrink back into the body in order to avoid frostbite.
>>29505504
>I'm out here tryna save my niggas you hear
Please keep your fucking slang back on facebook or worldstar. None of that garbage here.
>>29505592
Will you stop lying to the OP? Quit being such a piece of shit, it's people likw you that cause men to commit suicide cause they believe your bullshit then find out it's a lie the hard way.
Go look at pic related you piece of shit.
>>29505704
wassat nignog you thankin I caint slang up in dis bizzniatich?
U got a prob wit blac ppl bruh?
>>29505399
It's ok. I have a normal sized dick and will most likely die a virgin too.
if this isn't blatant social engineering obviously orchestrated by the rabid full breed gooks of r/asianmasculinity then i dont know what is.
SHill, your attempt is pathetic but i don't how people are falling for it.
>my WHITE DAD is to blame for this!
Jesus christ
>>29505698
m8 you've got that wrong, whites are growers as well. you are right about the evolutionary reason but you're ignoring that most of europe is cold as fuck during the winter. the only people that are showers are africans cuz it's hot af there. maybe middle easterners too, i have no idea. source: white dude 3.5" flaccid, 7.5" hard
He was flaccid though right?
>tfw 7 inch penis
>tfw won't ever get to use it because my face is only 7.3 inches long and my skull circumference is only 23 inches
Life is fucked up dude.
>>29505574
Bro. She expected a huge sea monster in his pants. All she got was average chong-schlong. That's the only reason she even married him. Aside from maybe a green card equivalent or something else.
>>29505592
Always with this shit. "Just b gud at something else bro" doesn't work because he has no experience. He will be bad at eating pussy, at rubbing her gently, at massaging her etc. The amount of humiliation and rejection from gaining the experience is not worth it when the ultimate sexual experience as a male is penis in vagina.
>>29505864
>":,( i have a bf who is great in every aspect besides one.. Why is life, like, SO unfair. I didnt ask for this :,("
Why are women this retarded? It's not like he's that bad off, he is just very slightly below average size in girth, but even so, he can compensate with other sexual activities.
Was she posting this with the expectation they were going to say it's okay to cheat?
>>29506082
>only 23 inches
Nice try faggot
That's about 58cm
I have a smaller head.
>>29505958
lol tiny dicked white permavirgins BTFO
>>29506084
No, sounds like OP's dad has a typical white penis. Asian dragon cocks are all much bigger than cracker crumb dicks. OP's mom just married him for money and a greencard and was cheating on him with a huge dicked Asian guy the whole thing. It's a shame the Asian bull didn't knock her up so OP would be a well hung alpha full Asian stud rather than a tiny cracker dicked hapa faggot.
>>29506245
My dick is almost as long as my face that's the most beta thing I can imagine. Why would a girl want to fuck a dude with a 7 inch long face I may as well hop on HRT.
>>29506104
Is a D battery really the average? My dick is about 6" around is it that above average?
>>29506268
Just checked my head
circumference about 21.7 inches
>>29506104
The average is changing and we are falling through the cracks. The average nowadays is like 7 - 8 inches long and at least 6 girth. It's a the bigger the better mentality, but that is the bare minimun every woman expect a real man to have. If you're smaller than that then this >>29505864 will happen to you no matter how perfect in other aspects you are. Anything else won't satisfy women enough and you will be cucked eventually.
