WAGEKEK! GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
I've had enough of your slacking off. You'd better stop browsing this "4chan" website at work or I'll give ALL of your wages to the your NEET friend.
Now get back to fucking work.
> stop slacking or I'll give my money to an even bigger slacker
Wat?
LOL
>>29503451
kys faggot i make 500 a week and thats actually less than you weight you neet cunt
>>29503517
>Kys
Don't lie to me, underage b&, you're too young to work!
>>29503491
Neets are retarded
>>29503517
>2k a month gross
>bragging about it
Silly wagie, I get more NEETbux than this per month just by being handed the money taken out of your net pay.
>>29503451
Thisman speaks the truth. Wagies had better obey.
Wagies completely irrevocably utterly blown the FUCK out
Jesus FUCKING christ
>>29503451
>NEET
>friend
Yeah. Keep kidding yourself there anon.
>>29503451
Sorry you can't get an interview, welfare queen.
>>29503451
>tumblr filename
>low quality neetposting
>post doesnt even make any fucking sense
you didnt even try op
>>29503662
if youre in the us you get a maximum of 700, post a bank statement to prove me wrong if you want :^)
>*YAWN*
Oh good morning wagie! Sorry im just a bit sleepy, its been a wild night. You havent heard the Brexit result? Stocks have plummeted! Fortunately i managed to short a bunch and made a killing. Well i best get some shuteye, enjoy your day. If you leave now you might beat the traffic.
Oh and about your 401k.... nevermind ill let Mr Goldstein fill you in.
Cheerio!
