>that teacher that would say, "you're on the spectrum, sweetheart."
>that teacher that would bring up the book he published at least twice a month
>that professor that put an amazon link to her book in her email signature
>that professor that would cancel monday classes because he was hungover
>that one co-worker that was always late, but never reprimanded
>that co-worker who think he's a bodybuilder, eats 4 meals during an 8 hour shift, but has weighed about 160lbs for 2 years
>that professor that made weird noises
>>29502852
>that kid that takes his minimum wage job to seriously
>those stoners that would smoke joints in the meat freezer
>the autistic bag boys
>that ex-navy college tutor who would pat everyone's arsesbut only the lads
>that coworker that talks about how drunk she gets on the weekend
>that manager that is stricter than all the other managers
>that professor that hits on all the Asian girls
>that ugly manlet nerd who asks out big titted stacies
>>29502925
>that ugly manlet nerd who asks out big titted stacies and gets punani on the daily.
>that kid who wore a suit and tie to school
>that teacher who would literally abandon entire lessons to talk about his Audi and lifting
i don't get how chads become teachers but they do
>that kid that always wrote in cursive
>that teacher who left to play in a semi-famous band
>>29502852
>that gym teacher who ran off and eloped the secretary
>that teacher who molested 4th graders
>that teacher that got suspended for throwing a desk at a 6th grader
>that teacher who was fired for getting divorced (christian school)
>that teacher that was fired for a dui that killed a cheerleader
>that closeted gay drama teacher
>that fucking dance teacher
>full stop
WHY IS THIS EVEN A MANDATORY SUBJECT RRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>29502852
That one professor that was a weeaboo: wrote his doctoral thesis about Anime as a reaction to hiroshima, lived in chinatown, married a korean, and his laptop had steam running when he'd first open it
>>29502852
>that teacher that would say "jeepers creepers let me see your peepers"
>that teacher who randomly left one day and never came back
>that teacher with big ass tattoos all over her back
>>29502852
>that fat teacher that would give you extra credit on test if you bought him chick-fil-a
>that baseball coach that was so fat the golf cart would drift when he turned too fast
>that teacher that decorated his room hardcore: flags haning from the ceiling, model airplanes tied on the ceiling with fishing line, posters on the wall, had a fucking sofa and floor lamp in the back of the roomI think he lived in the classroom
>that teacher with a perfectly manicured goatee who would write up kids for not shaving
>that teacher who would write up girls for having revealing clothes despite the fact that he was a creepy as 60yr old.
>>29503091
>>that teacher who randomly left one day and never came back
we had that too
except I think she got committed
year 7 was a weird time for everyone
>that teacher who called you into the staff room and asked if you were racist just because you had your head shaved
england what the fuck
>>29502966
lel this was me
I thought I was dapper or something
>>29503090
no professors like that exist bruh
>>29503347
my freshman year poli sci professor was
>>29503014
what band tho?
>>29503424
The Lines
They had a song in one of the Saints Row games iirc
>>29503366
I'm not a weaboo but he sounds like a pretty cool guy
>>29502966
why the fuck did kids do this
>uncomfortable
>makes you look pretentious if you go to a school where everyone else wears hoodies
like seriously why
>that old co-worker that had a seizure and never came back to work
fuck i miss you tyrone
>that kid who never had any serious friendships and kind of got along with everyone
>but wandered the halls by himself at lunch
>that kid that always walked around with a 2-liter flask of water.
>that kid who said all kinds of weird shit, but was a pretty fun guy nonetheless
>that kid who was obviously gay, but kept denying it, only to come out 2 months after graduation
>when you had to square-dance in gym class
>wojakbeinghanged.jpg
>that kid who wore cat ears every day
>that kid who wore a cloak/robe like something a fantasy character would wear, every day
>that kid who loved to shoehorn his partying/drinking into every discussion and talk about how wasted he got
>the teachers pet
>>29502889
Who are you, and how do you know my fantasies?
>>29502852
>that gym teacher that took penis inspection day way to seriously.
>>29503953
yeah you were kinda annoying
>>29504216
y-you think I don't already know that?
>>29503841
I don't know why people wear a full three piece suit, but I usually wear a button up or polo, slacks or chinos, and boat shoes, because it makes me feel more confident.
>>29504263
thats totally fine and theres nothing wrong with that at all.
but like kids who would wear a full black suit, white shirt and dress shoes with tie every day to school, while kids around them wore sports clothes and hoodies
>that manager who would sign anything off if you gave him a bottle of whiskey
>>29504263
yeah, I was chubby until senior year so form fitting clothes made me look worse. A polo shirt with stiffer fabric and khaki shorts (non-cargo) made me look slimmer and made me slightly less creepy.
>>29504297
Yeah, that shit is cringey as fuck, also the exact opposite of those kids.
>that teacher that thought he was a "country boy"
>wore cowboy boots and camo t-shirts with khakis
>got fired after six months
>>29503006
I was that kid. I'd rather not have to pick my pen up and down when I want to write an essay.
>class complains to teacher all year
>his TA's say everything is fine so he believes them
>"no I'm not going to curve, I don't do a curve"
>looks at grades two weeks before final
>[panic intensifies]
This was a curve for a third-year Electrical Engineering class, AFTER there were 2-3 "extra" assignments
>that teacher with tenure that gave girls grades for lifting their shirts
>that teacher that broke into his ex-wife's home to get his shit back
>that teacher with the riding crop in her cabinet (unf)
>the teachers who were raging cunts because they were "modern" ""empowered"" women who had no kids and a shitty relationship
>>29504356
I knew a kid like that who literally talked in a fake Texas accent
he always wore the stuff you mentioned and drove a pickup truck
>he was born and raised in suburbs 20 minutes from the city
>>29504364
I never learned cursive, but I wish I had, because my hand gets so cramped printing.
>that teacher that never follwed the dress code: wore short sleeved shirts, never wore a jacket, wore patterned ties, shoes didn't match his belt, hair touched his collar, 5 o'clock shadow half the time.
>>29503043
>that's closeted gay drama teacher
All drama teachers are ga fampaii
>>29504384
It wasn't a teacher, but I had a youth pastor that kept a whip in his office. One time he repeatedly whipped one of the interns to teach us about Jesus's suffering.
>>29503006
>ADHD sperg
>hated writing
>went to another school for a year (2nd-3rd)
>they only took cursive
>writing was way more enjoyable
>wrote in cursive ever since
>9th grade
>teacher has us do compare/contrast essays for books
>we never actually learned how, get c-b
>teacher goes over at the end of the year
>usually got A+, sometimes A- ever since
>>29504426
forgot to mention I went to a religious school that didn't allow homosexuality, cheating, divorce or premarital sex among students, faculty, and staff.
![[biribiri] Tadashi 2D 214.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AbzMGpp.jpg "[biribiri] Tadashi 2D 214.jpg")
>>29504450
>the interns face when
>>29504263
That isn't autistic. It probably made you look preppy or something, but kids who wear
>Suits
>Fedoras
>Fingerless gloves
>Headbands
were literal autists. There was a kid on my school who were cat ears, everyone made fun of him but senior year there was a mention in the yearbook about the kid's mom, who was murdered. She apparently ran a cat and dog hospital or something, the kid was wearing cat ears because they were his mom's. All the normies felt bad about the shit they gave him after that. I'm glad I only ever thought of him badly to myself.
>>29504479
He tied me to a chair once, and that was about the face I made.
>>29504400
It's the same for me. My hand still cramps after 10 minutes or so. I wish people could read my handwriting, though.
>neat as fuck cursive
>"the fuck does this say, anon?"
>that teacher who was probably fucking schizotypal, with all kinds of bizarre beliefs, buying into almost every conspiracy theory out there, who smoked weed at the school, and had a sex tape discovered by a big black bull
I believe she's currently living on a mango plantation in Costa Rica.
>that teacher who acted weird and awkwardly, and as a result everyone hated (girls basically pulled the whole "OMG he's so creepy and looking at me" thing all the time on him)
Keep on keeping on, Per-per.
>that teacher who's a radical feminist and constantly brings topics back to gender issues, and blatantly favors female students over male ones
Fuck you MSM
>that Jewish teacher who's intensely politically correct, and freaks out on anyone she hears saying anything remotely offensive
Glad I'll never see you again, Arenson. As an aside, when her dog died she took an entire semester off because she apparently got that depressed.
Finally
>that amazing substitute teacher who literally everyone loves, who frequently just ignores the lesson plan and spends the entire period telling crazy stories from his past, and basically got fired by the school board because he was too chill
Good looking out, Mr. Hoare.
>>29504384
>that teacher with the riding crop in her cabinet (unf)
That would have driven me insane.
>>29504523
>that teacher who acted weird and awkwardly
this, I had a math teacher that was incredibly awesome, but everyone called him "creepy", also one time in the middle of class a student asked him if he was a virgin. I hate high schoolers.
>>29504559
This guy was a math teacher too. He was obsessed with math, and loved it so much that it seemed out of place in a normal school where most of the teachers don't give a fuck about what they teach. He honestly could have easily been mildly autistic. He was nice, just really fucking weird.
>>29503043
Literally every drama teacher is gay lel
>>29504508
Using big pencils might work better. There's 1.3mm mechanical pencils (pic related, from Wal-mart), and My First Ticonderogas. I also use "Pentel GraphGear 500 Automatic Drafting Pencil" type pencils a lot. Solid metal from holder to barrel. Breaks far less lead, use a white polymer/plastic eraser, in the prism or pen-style form.
>>29503313
Same happens to me but I am racist
>>29504581
Yeah, this guy absolutely loved math also. It was great for me, because I had always really liked proofs, but I was never really good at math. But, he encouraged me, and now I'm a math major.
>>29504618
This guy was one of those teachers who could provide an immense amount of help if you sought it out, but if you didn't you could easily be fucked. So many people got upset because he didn't carefully walk them through every single little idea without them asking him for help.
> 7th grade algebra teacher
> got a C in his class
> got perfect grade in precalc years later when he walked out of class after putting porn on the smart board projector
> 7th grade history teacher who had Botox on armpits to stop profuse sweating
> he told us all about that dude who got his sick chopped off by wife but went on to make a porno
> some black kid pissed his pants and left a huge puddle on the desk chair when teacher didn't allow him to go to bathroom
> based Mr. Michna
>>29504657
Holy shit, did we have the same teacher. Most students hated him, because he still expected them to solve the problem even if they were having trouble with it. Which was so absurd, because even though he expected you to work it out he had a tutoring hour each day that you could get all of the help and explanation you possibly needed.
>>29504714
Mr. Lessing? I'm guessing not, but there's a chance. I don't think he had a tutoring hour though. Pretty sure it's someone else.
>>29504657
Reminds me of a teacher at CC
>he loves teaching math, but is a super angry guy
>lower classes always give him grief
>Calc III/Dif Eq and he has to write out + 0 when a term becomes zero
>one day EXPLODES because he started with a mistake and went across most of the board before noticing it and we had a giggle
>later on I'm walking by, see him in the room, and it's like "you ok m8?" "yeah, thanks for asking"
>turns out his 101 Stats class was filled with retards giving him grief, like most semesters
>>29504384
>riding crop in her cabinet
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>29504734
Yeah, his name wasn't Lessing. He was awesome though, what's really great is that I might be his assistant this coming spring.
>>29504762
Something like this
Fuck you robot, I shouldn't need to explain this
>that kid who wore pajama clothes and had a blanket wrapped around them all day
>that girl that kicked her sandals off as soon as she got into the classroom and lounged about barefoot
>>29504890
>>that kid who wore pajama clothes and had a blanket wrapped around them all day
that sounds pretty fucking comfy to me
>>29504798
>>29504762
She was from the country and rode horses, really one of the most feminine women I've ever know. She never brought it out in class, I just saw it one day when a cabinet in the corner was open. all I could think was WEW LAD
>>29504890
>that kid who wore pajama clothes and had a blanket wrapped around them all day
This reminds me of how when I was in the psych ward at one point literally more than half the people there would just wander around totally swaddled up in blankets.
>that female thearpist that told you 'how does the community kow to give back to you if you do not give back to it?'
>that parent who blames the internet for your heath problems and tells you to go out there and meet people
>that parent who worries and cries because of your sweat-gland
>>29505075
>female therapist
Why? Unless you're also female. But otherwise, why?
>the kid who actually got naked in the gym class lockers
>that cadet colour sergeant that everyone hated who spat on a young cadet
>didn't lose his position
and then I quit
>>29502852
>that teacher that couldn't read your handwriting no matter how clearly you spelled
>those co-workers that when you sneezed, they all said "bless you"
>>29503090
>this kid who does not know how to green text
>>29505090
>tell my parents am trying to m2f and want female therapist because i really dislike males
>parents sign me up for a program using thier money
>a female comes to my house every 2 weeks for 3months
>i go nihilist and redpill them about their jobs/the world everytime + get to watch their ass when we go in public ;]
>they cry everytime
really am just using them for car services since i do not have a car. so free taxi.
>>29505335
>get to watch their ass when we go in public
What? You go in public with your therapist? They come over to your house? That sounds more like a social worker than an actual therapist. Practically into wrangler territory.
>that teacher who kept calling you Liam
>one day end up saying "My name isn't fucking Liam" without thinking
>nervous_laughter_from_class.mkv
>>29502852
>that new kid that wore his pajamas under his clothes
>>29504101
My daily life at high school.
Well fuck.
>>29505353
oh. i meant social behavior therapist.
i have a pastebin if you wanna read it.
i just tell them 'i do not have a reason to go out anywhere but if i feel like just /walking/ then i /could/ buy a treadmil and be home faster than if i went out somewhere.'
>>29505335
Anon I don't think those are therapists.
>>29503043
>fired for getting divorced
Lol why can't I go to American school too many keks
>>29505402
I guess I'd check it out, could be interesting
>that Kid who smoked weed and did shrooms at 14 and showed everyone videos of him getting highuntil someone sniched hil to a teacher got sent to a boarding school
>>29505418
fun starts at line 89;
http://pastebin.com/ZRND3ici
>that co-worker who snorted a line before every 150 crate haul and rinsed 1800kg of pollock in half an hour
>>29503122
>Perfectly manicured goatee
Nigga, what??
>>29504401
You sound pretentious as fuck, kys
>that teacher who lied about college
>he made us make a email said ill need this to email my professor
>professors told us not to email them docs hand it in the next class
>feels ripped off
>that teacher who seemed depressed all the time and in a constant state of grief
>that teacher who was gone for a month and said he was vacationing in Hawaii but was actually in a mental instituion
>that teacher that had a teacher wife who had sex with a special ed student from another school and when you had classes with him he'd be on the phone filing for divorce
Not even joking.
>>29505548
that's pretty fucking hilarious
any detail you can go into or is that basically it?
>>29502852
>That teacher who was found dead of alcohol poisoning
>>29505075
>that parent who worries and cries because of your sweat-gland
what the hell
>that teacher who would mutter how useless her students were all the time
Whattabitch
>>29503043
>That teacher who had CP on his computer at the school and had to pay a fine for it so he'd be employed still
>>29505563
The bit about the teacher's wife who molested the special ed kid made the local news, and students were getting sent to the principal's office for posting shit about it on twitter and facebook. He was gone for several months, and when he came back, you could tell it took a toll on his emotions. He handled it well for the most part, but there were times he would lash out in class and yell at students. It was like he couldn't escape the stigma of what happened with his wife.
So technically, he got cucked by a special needs student, but he was actually a likable guy and actually cared about his job and the subjects he taught.
I was referring to two different teachers in my post actually. The other one who was commited is pretty self explanatory. He just seemed sort of depressive and almost schizotypal. Retired about a year after.
>>29502966
Had one in chemistry class
Don't know why he'd wear it, it's not like he's getting good grades
>>29503006
That's me. My sister taught me cursive when I was young and it just stuck with me. I take ages to write print, but with cursive I can write fairly fast. Also my handwriting is ass and cursive helps disguise that.
