why don't you become a trappist monk ? make badass beers and delicious cheese all day with a tiny prayer to god every now and then. sounds pretty comfy desu.
>>29502500
>trappist monk
even monks buy into the trans stuff now?
>>29502528
that made me smile for a good half second, have a (You)
>>29502500
mfw OP found the answer. DEUS VULT
In all seriousness I have thought about monasticism alot, famalam
>>29502740
why not make the leap then ? there probably are some lewd monks who'll succ your dick once in a while