Pet dog with the mind of a human?
>or
Pet human with the mind of a dog?
is the pet human a horny girl?
>>29502163
pet dog thanks, women have already the mind of a dog
>>29502163
Does the girl wash her self?
>>29502163
Can I choose my own pet human and can I put it too sleep if I want too?
>>29502163
Sauce on the semen demon please,
No way this shit is original
>>29502163
Fucking hell i cant choose. a girl that i can fuck and shit or a smart ass dog that could be my only friend.
>>29502163
It would have to be the pet dog, you can't realistically keep a human pet around unless you live somewhere really isolated and even then you'd have to hide it from guests.
What if your pet human gets sick? no doctor would agree to treat it without ratting you out to the authorities unless you bribed them beyond reason.
There are just too many cons to the pet human.
>>29502186
If you want
>>29502211
You have to bathe her or hose her down but you can train her to do anything a dog can learn to do.
>>29502257
>If you want
ok you got a deal
I want Snowball!
>>29502163
I want the smart pupper pls
I don't know man, that corgi looks pretty cute. I could be the dogwhisper and normies would pay tons to know what their dog is saying.
>>29502163
>choosing something to fuck instead of a bro for life
Robots really are disgusting
Give me only one reason why i should pick the first
>Pet human with the mind of a dog?
They have those already. they're called retards
>>29502641
This man gets it, imagine hunting with that beautiful being.
>>29502641
I'd pick the dog but then I'd eat him to see if he tastes different from normal dog meat.
Anyone have the original picture of the pupper? I want to make it the background on my phone
fifty/fifty
>>29502163
Pet human, sell on the sex slavery market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWNfHimywHo
>>29502163
Pet human, it would be too sad when the smart dog pet dies.
can the pet human be a cute guy?
Pet dog of course. The other one would be literaly like looking after a mentally handicaped person and who the fuck wants that.
>>29502641
I'm assuming the girl has same the loyalty and devotion to its owner a dog has.
Also thepupper will die before you do
>>29502641
Anyone choosing the woman isn't a robot
>>29502163
>Pet dog with the mind of a human
that would be fucked up
>not wanting a smart doggo
plebs
>>29502641
Think about the lifespan though.
That dog is only going to last like 8-10 years, you'll have that qt loyal fem-bitch for a lifetime.
>pet dog with the mind of a human
Thats like having another person as a slave senpai. The only reason we keep animals and not other humans as pets is because we are far smarter than animals.
If dogs or any other animal was as smart as humans and they could clearly show it they would be given full human rights.
>Put human girl in the body of a male dog, something buff like a german shepherd
>Buy another dog of the same breed, but this time female
>Watch as she has to cave into the desire to fuck
>>29502163
>tfw no wan wan with the mind of a human
>>29503701
Ever thought about putting a wan wan dick in your wan wan cunt?
Does the pet human bark? Or does it talk like a mentally retarded?
>>29502641
>bro for life
It has the mind of a human, and you're posting on /r9k/, so no, it wouldn't be.
>>29503746
Considering I don't have a wan wan I cannot possibly do it, and wan wans aren't for lewding dummy.
>>29502163
hell yeah, dog with mind of human
>>29503880
The first thing it will do is escape and find a Chad to help it. It has no dog-like loyalty.
>>29503759
she can only squeal with ecstasy or wimper in pain
>>29502317
What's a pupper?
>>29502163
Give me pet dog with the mind of a human. Loyal and smart, what's not to hate.
>>29502163
ughhhh why can't i have both
>>29502163
>be dog with human mind
>all other dogs are fucking retards
>humans are fucking retards and you cant even communicate with them properly
>I'm slave of some filthy neet
I wouldnt want to bring something like that into this world, so I guess I have to go with the retarded sex slave.
>>29504104
a smol doggo
>>29503760
>tfw your talking dog hates you
>>29503762
wan wan is a pure, pure, I say
>>29504121
>mind of a human
>Loyal
No. It will almost certainly betray you immediately.
>>29502641
why would you trap a human in the body of a dog?
I'll go with the slutty dog in Stacys bod
>>29504127
you can have both, but to trade you have to only eat "dogs"
Corn dogs
Chili dogs
Tofu dogs
etc.
Definitely the dog.
>>29504143
This anon gets it.
wan wans are pure.
Why are people choosing the dog? The dog would have the same loyalty to you that any ordinary human would have. He might even resent you because he basically has to live with you and keep you happy as a pet or else he'll get tossed out on the street as a stray.
The human option isn't much better, but the dog would basically just be a really hairy roommate that you have to clean up after because he doesn't have opposable thumbs.
>>29502163
Lets be honest, a mindless slut wouldn't be cool but an intelligent dog would be sick.
>>29504250
my thoughts exactly, I don't see the point of having a dog with human mind
with second option you can fuck a qt who behaves like a dog, it's not my fetish or anything but eh I'll take it
>>29502163
I would choose the smart doggo then use it to help me get a gf
>>29502163
Neither
Ask the funny papers
I'd pick the human. I would then develop a deep relationship with them, only to sacrifice them once my behelit activates.
>>29502163
I would choose the smart doggo and use it to help me get a gf
>>29503701
Ah shit it's the dog fucker.
>>29505008
This sounds like the makings of a cool comedy
>>29505327
>number of wan wans on my fucked list
0
>number of wan wans on my to fuck list
0
BTFO
T
F
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>>29505509
where does everyone find these doggo pics?
>>29505557
I find them from other anons.
can the pet human do very basic things like use their hands to close doors and hammer a nail with a tool if you teach it how to?
if yes, then the pet human, it could be a help around home, almost like a slave, and if it's female, then you can fuck it too.
the pet dog with a human mind would be good for advice and insight and whatnot, but it could be aware, and have opinions and be an asshole to you.
>>29502163
I want to have a threesome with both.
>>29505612
>pic related
>wan wan is you
>pancakes are pictures
>>29505739
Literally me every thread for wan wan pictures desu.
>>29502163
Pet dog with human mind of course.
If you want a pet human who shits on your floor, chew up your shooes and chases the neighbour's cat up trees, you can just adopt a kid with downs
>>29502163
nightmarish either way.
>>29505757
Basically.Also me for every monogatari thread. Bonus points for you know who.
>>29505783
Spooky is shit tho wtf...........banned.............
>>29505766
Jesus christ that last sentence caught me completely off guard
>>29502163
A normal dog. Pet dog with a human mind is worthless. Theyll just hate me.
You can find a stupid girl anywhere but you'll never find an intelligent dog.
Why wouldn't you want your own Wilfred?
Don't want to be friend's with it? Monetize it. You'd be filthy fucking rich with a dog like that. Then you can just buy all the stupid whores.
Hell, I bet some women would fuck you just BECAUSE of your dog
I'd take the smart dog. he'd be easier to explain to my mum, easier to care for, and might even be fun to chill with. only problem would be how he would interact with my mum's fucking idiot dog, that could cause some problems
>>29505789No she's not shit at all okay.
>>29505838
Monkey + Snake > Bee > Phoenix > shit > niggers > beheaded by muslims > every other girl > dying in a black hole > spookyman
>>29505851
>implying having snake so high doesn't automatically invalidate your "opinion"
>>29505877
>he is a member of the anti-snake meme #
>implying snake isn't qt as fuck
>>29502163
i'd get a 10/10 pet human grill
she'd be a stacy with a phat booty and big tits. then when she's around 25 or 26, i'd euthanize her and get a new 18 year old pet human stacy
>>29505901
>implying it's a meme
>implying snake isn't objectively worst girl
Even math autist was better.Actually I really liked math autist after watching the full arc. Not better than the good main girls though.
The human. The dog would become a celebrity and ditch me. Plus it would be nice to dress her up in cute outfits and have her lie next to me at night
>>29505940
>gives no reasons like all the other anti-snake autists
btfo
>>29505961
Terrible one dimensional spoiled brat slut that starts bullshit just for attention from ragi.
She could've redeemed herself in season 2 but ended up not even being the most interesting part of HER OWN ARC.
>>29502641
>implying I won't fuck the dog
>>29506015
>spoiled brat
Literally how.
>starts bullshit for attention
She literally gets heartbroken and refuses to let anyone have him.
>implying it wasn't set up on purpose for that guy I forgot his name
>>29503260
DELETE THIS POST NOW ANON
>>29502163
it would be fucked up to do anything with the pet human, you'd basically be raping a dog
>>29502163
>having a dog that doesn't unconditionally loves you AKA the best part of a dog
>having a girl that will let you fuck her whenever you want will walk all on fours naked around the house and will wear a choker
Really?
>>29502641
>choosing a bro for life that last 10 years
Fixed
>>29502163
Human. Can I have the Winona Ryder 90s model?
>>29502828
absolutely banzai
>>29502163
the only thing putting me off the dog is the life span. Losing a regular dogbro is hard enough, but losing a dogbro who is also highly intelligent would ruin me. I'll take the woman instead.
>>29502163
Human is definitely the better choice.
Human
>PRO: nice, loyal doge personality
>PRO: can sex 24/7 (dogs only mate for a brief period each year)
>PRO: could probably learn some crude language
>PRO: only needs a home, food, a few toys, and clothes for when you have company
>PRO: if you work from home, could act as your assistant
>PRO: lives as long as you do
>CON: might get you arrested
Dog
>PRO: dogs are cute
>PRO: great novelty, but probably not much better than a regular human friend
>CON: wants all kinds of shit from you
>CON: doesn't make money unless you sell to circus
>CON: FBI might mistake it for an alien species
>CON: dead by 20
>CON: can only sex a few times a year
>CON: getting cucked by a dog
Human wins by a mile.
Easily the dog, I can barely take care of myself, I don't need a pet on top of that. Also, having a fucksleeve isn't worth much to me, I only want a loving relationship, and if I did want a fucksleeve, I wouldn't want her mindlessly sitting there letting me do what I want with her, I'd want her begging for my cock and knowing what she's doing.
>>29508045
anon pet isn't a vegetable, she'd have the intellect of a dog. she'd beg for your cock alright, you seen a bitch and a male dog interact?
Human with a pet's mind is basically a low-functioning retard who can be trained to be housebroken and not as destructive.
Pet with a human's mind is a bro who can never leave.
>normal people leave you all the time
>for some reason a person stuck in a dog would stay by your side
What are you going to do? Confine it in your basement? Nigga will want out
>>29508102
Dogs don't need legs to live anon.
the dog with the mind of a human or sure. A normal dog can be a pain in the ass at times so having a person with the mind of one just presents countless problems you'd have. First being waste. Its next to impossible to teach a dog to shit on the toilet so good luck teaching that person with the mind of a dog to, enjoy the weird stares you're going to get taking the savage woman outside to shit.
Seriously, you think about this for longer than the two seconds of "i could fuck her" you come across millions of small and shitty things that would come with the reality of a human with a dogs mind.
>>29508067
Yes but she wouldn't actually beg and teol me how much she wants it because she wouldn't have the intelligence to speak, and even if she managed it, she wouldn't be able to say much, certainly not enough for her to be a good slut.
>>29508130
dealing with those millions of shitty things is something I'd rather do than deal with a gf and her bullshit.
>>29502163
would the dog have the mind of a human? or a woman? you said human but your picture somewhat implies woman.
>>29502198
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