>be me
>parents get a shiba inu puppy
>hate it
>mom asks me to walk it
>relunctantly take it to the park
>10 minutes later 3 qt 3.14 are all over my dick about the pupper being so cute
>mfw I used to hate dogs
Get ready to become cucked by the knot OP.
>>29501666
ah well, it's fine. anything that gets me laid, you know. I've never had so many gals phone numbers since that goddamn cute motherfucker arrived home. god bless puppies.
>>29501701
Post pics of your mememutt
he must be adorable
>>29501723
I'm not home right now, I'll post some later if the thread is still alive.
yeah he's real fucking cute.
>>29501573
does this really work OP? I WANT FREE BAGINA
>>29501788
well it worked for me, and I'm a 6/10 at best. if you're horribly fat/deformed/stupid/creepy this might be a little harder of course.
>hating dogs
Kill yourself, OP.
I bet you're a fucking chink too.
>>29501960
caucasian.
hate is kind of a strong word, but I used to not like them very much.
now that they get me some pussy, I praise them everyday.
>>29502007
How can a white man hate dogs? Thats like the craziest thing?
>>29502405
read that post again you fucking moron
>>29502007
Confucius say - man who have dogs bound to catch tons of pussy
