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What's your signature scent robots? You DO have a signature
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What's your signature scent robots?

You DO have a signature scent, don't you?
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Bitches tell me I smell good. Cologne is for betas.
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crusty semen, 3 day old sweat and cheap booze
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>>29501575
>it's better for men to smell great and attract women with their scent

yea ok you virgin weirdo.


>>29501590
dude try cologne. You will feel go about yourself. There are plenty of fragrances that have that "boozey" smell but actually smell good.
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>>29501569
Onions. I don't know why, I don't even eat onions that much, but I always smell like them. Also deodorant and cologne are for normies.
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>>29501647
It doesn't matter if I put on a colon when I haven't showered for three days.
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Each year I get a cologne for Christmas/Birthday and I hardly ever use them. Never any opportunities to use them.
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>>29501649
Um. That's the smell of your underarms when you don't shower and don't use deodorant. First get some damn deodorant/anti=perspirent and than go out and get a fragrance. Doesn't even have to be expensive. Go to walmart or amazon online and pick up a bottle of Nautica blue or voyage for less than 15 bucks.
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>>29501667
Nigga if you put on a colon you are going to smell like ass no matter what you do.
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>>29501699
Why bother when no girl will give me the time of day anyways? Waste of cash/10
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>>29501726
regardless that's a horrible attitude to have with girls
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This thread is proof of how the normies have taken over and the age of the robot on r9k is over :'(
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>>29501744
I haven't had a real conversation with a girl since elementary. Nobody could care less about my attitude with girls.
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>>29501766
fagbait threads have been a thing for a while
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>>29501792
I was just like you, than I started wearing cologne and it gave me the confidence to get my first hot girlfriend when I was 24. I'm telling you give fragrances a shot and feel the confidence surge within you!
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>>29501569
Does my cockstink count?
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>>29501840
No.
Try one of the 5 fragrances mentioned in this thread.
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Great smelling and girls will compliment you !
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>>29501569
Ralph Lauren
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Some cheap perfume called Joop. Smells nice, dates back to 1989. I bought a bottle like 5 years ago and the bottle is one third empty now, so I'll be smelling like Joop for about 10 more years.
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>>29501569
>choking yourself with phthalates
no thanks buddy
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>>29501569
>Armani
Mein neger, one of my first and favorite fragrances was Armani Mania

Remember spergs to change your fragrance based on climate and environment. Pic related is a great summer scent and my current go to
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>>29503157
have you tried the eau extreme version?
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>>29503169
I haven't. Any good? And for the colder times I use pic related. That or Versace eros.
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>>29501569
i use pic related most of the time
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>>29501569
What do you mean by 'signature cent'

Acqua di Gio is literally used by almost 20% of men in developed countries. Try to stand out a little.

Depending on the occassion I use:

A) Christian Dior: Eau sauvage

To use during business hours/days. Make that impression in a meeting and close the deal. Bit aggressive.

B) Dolce & Gabbana: Light blue
Lighter touch for evenings with friends and nights out with your girlfriend.


C) Cartier: Declaration d'un soir
For special occasions like high-end dinners or events.

You're welcome.
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>>29503325
I used to use Mont Blanc legend for business purposes but I think the Eau Sauvage gives a clearer message.
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masterrace coming through famalam
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>>29501569
That's the most pleb fucking cologne
Figures robots would like it
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I smell like me cum, which smells like vanilla pancakes .
I like it desu
Sometimes I just sniff my cum encrusted boxers
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>>29503325
Signature scent means a every day fragrance that you can use year round ,is affordable, and perfect for all occasions. Acqua di gio is a great signature scent and girls love it. Don't act like Dior and D&G are some type of niche fragrances ,because they are not.
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>>29504577
>cum smells like vanilla pancakes
you have diabetes
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>>29503778
>pleb fucking cologne

nice try. Armani Acqua di gio is a fantastic scent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdG9p6Aqxjw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo9gmfhVrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFsG0Dm472k

Girls love a man in this cologne.
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http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Lanvin/L-Homme-Sport-5717.html
is this any good?
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