Hey Neetie. Got an email from my boss thanking me for my contributions to the company and informing that I will be receiving a pay rise of $500 come next month.
What have you accomplished recently other than jerk off to some trap cousins and earned enough GBP for weekend teddies? Do keep it up if it's worth mentioning. Toodle doo!
>busting his ass for a mere $30 per month after tax
>>29501117
Boy, I sure wish I could work like you, wagie. Too bad I'm too mentally ill to provide for myself. I'm really grateful for your generosity (really, it's only a little bit of your paycheck that goes to me)
>>29501145
>>29501321
Come on Neetie, I'm sure you can shitpost better than this. Apply yourself.
>>29501489
Shitpost? But I insist, I say the truth. If I could work like you, I sure would
Bump where are my dear neeties at?
>>29501489
>apply yourself
good work anon. Solid keks were had.
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>>29501117
we colapsed the EU with our memes
>>29501117
My jap has been slowly progressing.
I can read yotsuba now with dictionary assistance.
Would probably be happier with a job though desu.
>>29501117
>$500 raise
lol are you literally an hourly wagepleb? Step it up senpai, I just got a $15,000 raise and am spending today masturbating to anime and sleeping because I'm on salary and don't have to clock in like sad wageplebs such as yourself.
>>29501145
>Tfw I make $30 an hour
Feels good man
>>29501489
you know neetcucks can barely apply themselves to get out of bed in the morning - i mean, early afternoon
>Wagecuck: I'M NOT BUTTHURT! YOU ARE! WAHHHHH!
>Has to make threads to show he is not BTFO.
>Doesn't realize if he just ignored the NEETs bantz, they would be BTFO NEETs
Ohhh, a mere $500 a month! I make way more than that and I'm self-employed with very little work. Enjoy your shitty money and being a slave to a boss. NEETs have you figured out like nothing and you only continue to prove them right.
>>29502864
He said a month sperg
>>29501321
More like abysmally small. I don't eat the crumbs that fall off my sandwich.
>>29502919
>wagecuck being this angry
i can taste the salt from here
>>29502926
He said "come next month." He didn't say anything about getting a monthly pay raise. And monthly pay raises aren't done anyway, you would just be given a raise equal to the annual amount, which you would know if you ever had a job.
>>29502919
>Ohhh, a mere $500 a month!
He didn't even get a $6,000 raise (which would get him an extra $500 / month). He's actually bragging about getting a $500 raise come next month, which amounts to a little over $40 extra he'd be making per month.