>looked at my hair in the mirror
>it looks like shit
>don't have any cash or time to go to the barber until the weekend
>also still have some agoraphobia
>balding so getting a haircut is more like a chore than an exciting fashion choice
fucking haircuts man why
>doesn't know how to buy clippers and two mirrors
>>29501047
I've done it before but I'm too afraid to fuck it up
>>29501035
>Ywn have qt haircut like ne
>>29501069
Nobody is perfect. Besides, the person who curs your hair makes mistakes--it's that you don't notice them. When you do it yourself, you are more likely to nitpick your results.
In other words, shut the fuck up and stop being scared of your own shadow.
>>29501098
you can't say that he'd make mistakes
he's a pro and does it all the time, if he makes a tiny mistake he can correct it easily
>>29501035
join Sleaford Mods desu
>>29501078
I look like a whiter version of this guy but my brows aren't as full and more frayed.
Anyways, OP, you look like the priest's apprentice in the Fifth Element. Maybe play that up. Don a robe or something. You actually kinda have the guys eyes even.