I wanna have a big doodle :(((
How big is yours?
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>>29500918
That's peen is very aesthetically pleasing ._.
>>29500958
>cut
Ugly
>>29500918
>tfw 5 inches
Orignyne
>>29500975
Sorry senpai, I never fell for the cut = ugly meme.
>>29500950
7x5
(no that's not mine in the photo)
>>29501011
That sounds like a pretty big doodle to me senpai
Penises have always looked stranger to me the larger they get - the glans doesn't scale. It looks about the same as that of an average male's.
>>29500918
>tfw circumcised 5.5x1 with no upward curve
What can I do to remedy this?
>>29501089
>5.5x1
>1
you're measuring the width aren't you?
>>29501089
>Wait for science to provide functional, superior prosthetics
>Learn to satisfy women using skill and complement with other appendages (which will probably work better - penises are crude tools)
>Disregard succubi, pleasure self
Probably one of those.
>>29501036
I wish it was thicker
>>29501131
I dunno, things girthier than 5 inches tend to hurt a bit. At least in my experience.
>>29501160
maybe I want it to hurt a little bit
>>29501188
O-oh, i see
I have a 7.5-7.8 inch boner depending on how hard, it might as well be a baby dick. Girls' standards are just getting higher and higher. Now you need at least 10 inches or whatever to satisfy a girl. I give up, my hand is good enough.
>>29501227
W-when did something that big become unsatisfactory?? Is this prolonged exposure to the cock carousel?? I feel bad for you big dicked anons cause yall are making it sound like it's not enough anymore
>two inches when soft
>five when hard
>6 when i press back on my abdomen fat
being a dicklet is the worst feeling
>4 inches when hard but thin
>thin, so need to get fit
>0 motivation to get fit
jdimsa
>legitimately 7 inches properly measured non-bone pressed
>girlfriend thought it was 8 inches
>she has still been with several bigger guys
Statistics said I should have been her largest
>>29501314
actually when you only count sexually active males, the average penis is 7.4x5.6 inches
>>29501314
fuck this board, fuck normals like you, fuck everything
i'm leaving this shitty board, fuck everything
fucking normalfags
>>29501314
cucked by BBC
>>29501314
>properly measured
>non-bone pressed
But bone-pressed measurement is the proper measurement. At least according to almost every cock study conducted
>>29501314
That's not how statistics work. Also it's fucking creepy to interrogate a woman about dick sizes
>>29501405
>interrogate
where do you retards get this shit from?
like in what part of that fucking post did you see anything resembling interrogation?
>>29501421
>asking her about dick sizes
>not interrogation
I bet it just came up naturally, and wasn't totally fucking creepy
>>29501448
>ask = interrogation
you just keep making shit up man, it doesn't make you look like a psychotic retard at all
>>29501252
I will never be happy because it's not over 8 inches. It's hard to take a picture like this and maintain a boner (I set a timer and put my tablet in my mouth, kek), so excuse the shitty quality. It's humiliating to be 7.5 inches. to come almost close to 8 inches, which is the size girls start calling huge, but failed.
And of course to add insult to injury, they kiked my dick. Hopefully forgen works out.
>>29501464
Even asking her about dicks is totally creepy and gay and insecure. You're not helping your case.
>>29501626
i know this is bait, but senpai my dicke is two thrids of your size
It's good but it hasn't really made a difference in my life
I had a late growth spurt and until I was 21, my dick was average 5 inches and 4 and a half girth
I made girls cum. No girl outright said they were disappointed but they did tell me they've had bigger
This last year since my dick has grew to just over 7 inches and it's more girthy now. I don't know how, and it sounds like bullshit. But it's much bigger
Sex hasn't changed, I can't always go balls deep anymore but girls seem to enjoy sex just as much, not more or less
It's a nice ego boost when I get called big and girls in my friend group know it's a good size. But apart from that, it hasn't made a difference at all.
You'll be fine m8, I'll drop this photo off to brag though
>>29501314
Most Women have no perception of size. You may well be the biggest she's had but she won't have a scale to compare it to, just her memories
I'm 7 x 5 and regularly get told I'm well above what they are used to
>>29501768
My dick might as well be a thumb to girls, man. If yours is even smaller, then yours is like a pinky finger to them. There's no hope for us.
>>29502398
do you call your underpants your 'pencil case'?
>>29502413
Yeah, to girls my dick might as well be like one of the those tiny shaved pencils kids would use in school until they became unusable.
>Tfw 7" dicklet
>Tfw only 6 feet tall
m-my waifu pillow doesn't care about size, she told me...
>all this people sayin 7 is small
dont fall for the memes guys
>>29504118
i dont get what you're trying to say Mr Puenlu
>>29504131
that I dont think 7 inches is small at all, is more or less top size in the average and there are really few people that can suprass that.
look at us. embarassing. don't let girls do this to us.
this is me flaccid. makes me want to bomb mall or college sometimes.
Qt fembot here. I don't even think about dick size. Men are obsessed with it. The best sex is with someone you care about and honestly I don't remember what size cocks anyone had nor have I ever cared. I think about is he qt, does he have a good personality, does he have a good job or education etc.
>>29504266
>Qt fembot here
>>29501626
You are so deluded, you retarded motherfucker. You don't deserve to get laid. Fucking pathetic betas.
>>29503730
>tfw those are my exact measurements
I thought I had it good ;~;
>>29504266
>I haven't figured out I can get free, big dicks whenever I want
The carousel will always continue to spin. It's just a matter of time before you hop on, slut.
One of my unrealistic fantasies is having a comically huge dick. 13x8". I want to split a girl in half with my cock. I can't enjoy porn where the girl isn't in physical pain.My actual size is 5.5x4.5" when bone-pressing as hard as I can ;_;
>>29504266
>calling yourself 'cute' on an anonymous image board where nobody really gives a rats ass
please leave
