can we have an aus thread?
what's everyone up to tonight? i'm just having a quite one by myself (as always) drinking and playing skyrim
Sounds boring cunt
Nothing, wish there was something to do outside. Adelaide is so quiet in winter.
>>29500703
Aye I am from adl too, its fukn cold tonight and even my dog doesn't wanna go outside
>>29500454
Just gonna sit around cuddling a blanky, playing some Overwatch, and touching myself I guess. Way too fucking cold here in Melbourne, 7c with a 5 degree wind chill...Fuck winter.
>>29500454
Catching the train to Perth city to have a drink by myself
fap, maybe do push-ups, read manga, maybe watch anime, maybe play M&B or code. Wish i had friends to do stuff outside with.Anyone living in Caroline Springs, Melb here?
Anyone in Sydney want to buy some weed off me? I have too much
A quiet bevvie with the boys
>>29500454
> too much
Mull up bra
>>29500730
>fuck winter
only normalfags hate winter
you must prefer beach season to hang out with all your bros and stacy
winter is true comfy robot season
>>29500454
Doing nothing, felt shit all week.
Life sucks. Wish I could lay skyrim for the first time again. Too bad the next elder scrolls game is years away.
Not much. I live in Adelaide and my internet, I haven't got a working computer because I keep procrastinating building a new one and my internet is fucked.
>all these adelaidefags
who here 5051 or mt barker?
Adelaidefags, where to get weed?
Anyone else here NT? Also good steam sale recommendations?
finally a reason to post this
in nz by the waynot originally tho
I bet I'm the only adelaide neet you are probably all uni fags
same shit as always
>>29501367
ive beent a NEET for just over a decade. I'm starting tafe next week though, lel.
also I have disability bux :^)
>>29501376
I got banned last year. Still hurts
>>29501376
>>29501387
>people still play RS
literally the poor mans mmorpg
>>29501385
>ive beent a NEET for just over a decade. I'm starting tafe next week though, lel.
What are you learning?
>>29501385
Gross I hate old losers. Even though I'm neet I'll never end up a loser like you at that age. I'll have a gf by then.
>>29501376
Stop playing that game you are wasting your life.
>>29501387
what did you get banned for? if it was botting i have no empathy for u, otherwise feelsbadman
>>29501394
what games do you play bruh
>>29501404
>ill have a gf by then
Looks like I already beat you to it, champ.
If you're in Adelaide lets meet up. I could EASILY beat the shit out of you, kid.
>>29501404
>>29501414
stop samefagging
>>29501397
idk
>>29501418
games that aren't objectively shit and marketed towards kids too poor to afford a WoW subscription, lmfao.
unifag here.
currently chilling w/ gf in dorm, listening to some Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, pretty comfy atm.
>>29501425
ive played wow and have a few maxed characters, i find the community is dead desu. i might be wrong though, i just havent played in over a year
>>29501418
Quick key log in, Played RS3 for over 10 years. Friends finally convinced me to play OSRS. Within a week got a macro ban
>>29501425
Yeah I'm sure jealous of all the dogs you've fucked you old fat loser.
>>29501437
>gf
>r9k
hello r*eddit fag
>>29501449
Did you have a hard day champ? Did something upset you? There, there. Shitposting on 4chan is cathartic for me too.
If an autistic "old" loser can get laid, why can't you? Lmfao.
>>29501460
You fuck pigs
>>29501467
Pic related senpai. Cry into your pillow tonight.
>>29501476
No time stamp, must be from reddit
>>29501493
Yeah, cus I totally thought about time stamping when I was taking a picture of this chicks ass without her knowing.
Lmao, cuck.
God these threads are fucking horrible.
>>29501476
tell him xe has a nice ass
>>29500929
me pleasen-not a cop, i swear
>watching brexit and participating in /pol/ threads
>was playing some Sims 4 trial I picked up months ago
>watching netflix now
>browsing for maybe a new keyboard cause my one is kinda broken and all faded to shit.
That's pretty much it. I'm also trying to chat up this girl but I'm too much of a sperg to know how to initiate a date or even a general outing. I honestly don't know what activity to do. I'm also terrified of the dreaded awkward silences that could happen.
>>29501500
Hold up 3 fingers at least. Your index and middle finder along with your thumb out.
>>29501425
Aww shit, he's going to get his muzzazas from lizbeth to beat me up. Meet me out the frunt of hindleys mac as and we'll sort it out
All I see in the streets of every capital city are men and a few Asian women. Why don't Australian women go outside? Also, the sex ratio in this country is completely imbalanced.
did you know that the popular board "r9k" or robot9001 does not allow picture only posts?
Who /rural/ here?
You city plebs have no idea what true suffering is.
>>29501568
Since the board had the robot reactivated.
>>29501550
>I'm also terrified of the dreaded awkward silences
you should welcome them
breath deep and relax and make it seem like you dont care, technically the silence is still awkward but then she'll feel the need to fill it
that is if she actually wants to be there
>>29501594
I kinda tried this before with a friend at a party once to see if she'll keep it going. I got nothing. Which in it's own way is a shame considering I thought she'd wanted to talk more since we'd haven't seen each other in over a year.
>>29501583
You cunt I want to live rural.
>>29501644
>kinda
you can't half ass these things m8, they can sense when you don't really mean it
>>29501675
At least I think I did try it. I can barely remember it was a while ago. Still, it's something I might lose my shit ove.
anyone else get snowed on today? felt comfy
>>29501736
No but I am jelly.
>>29501736
It never snows here where the fuck are you? In the mountains?
>>29501754
snows in ballarat
>>29500703
>>29500712
ayyyy. Adelaide here too. You guys got much planned for the weekend?
>>29501803
Might go cycling although I prefer to do it during the week, there are too many normies out on weekends.
>>29501256
Golden grove here
You fucks want to know what I'm up to!? I'm supposed to go out to a strip thing in melbourne tonight and I fucked up printing the ticket and figured I'd use my phone. Then my fucking phone dies on the way to the city like he only time I need it so all my normie friends are out having a fucking awesome time and I want to fucking hang myself like the piece of shit that I am because I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!
>>29501803
Sit on the computer all weekend.
>>29501803
Get hammered alone and rant about life on 4chan
>>29502056
same here. What do you play?
>>29502121
that's all I really feel like doing too
my friends have stopped talking to me. they are finally moving on with their lives and leaving all the dead weight behind
feels bad man
>>29502182
I'm worried for this too. Next year my to friends finish Uni. Worried they'll get jobs and leave me behind
>>29500454
Hey what mods do you have
I'm thinking to get back into Skyrim but want to mod the shit out of it
>tfw no cute robot to cuddle with and grope under blankets this cold weekend
why live?
>the fagposting has begun
I have a question about our army. I wanna join and I figured asking here was smart.
Whats the difference between a combat medical assistant and a combat paramedic?
>>29502364
>tfw fagpoting has begun doe
>>29500454
>can we have an anus thread?
Sure
>>29500929
Yes please, I always wanted to be raped and killed.
>>29501583
So fucking cold
>>29502522
this guy you?
Ausies sux
in all fields
Is he the only person on australian TV who is legitimately funny?
>>29502702
>exposing himself to two men
>men
What's the issue? it's not like he was exposing himself to minors
surely adult men are used to seeing dicks in changerooms
>>29502734
yeah, it's almost like being a degenerate homosexual is illegal
>>29500454
I'm just up by myself not drinking cause booze is expensive, and playing Oblivion
oi it's so fucking cold tonight
how are you guys managing?
>>29500454
Who /canberra/ here?
Played some OW earlier. About to go to bed. Waking up real early to drive down to Merimbula.
>>29502723
Aren't the chasers still on tv?
>>29503018
They're back on, for some reason
>>29503018
""chasers"" aka most of the originals + 5 literally whos who take up most of the airtime and aren't funny
They're basically just smug millennials now despite being well into adulthood. After the APEC thing and the make-a-wish skit they've all but completely toned down any edginess they had that made them funny
Shaun actually uses wit as well as embracing silliness, it's much more entertaining than the chasers
ay who /brisbane/ here
>>29503111meorigeridoo desu
britfag in VIC on 417 visa.
fucking hate this place. your accents really fucking grate.
tonight i shall wallow in my own filth questioning my own homeland's decision and praying to pepe that george fucking osborne does not take over. on that instance i shall burn my passport and think about an hero.
the planet is going to the dogs.
>>29503013
Reporting in. Grinded Rocket league most of the night. No weekend plans tho
>>29503336
Commonwealth 2.0 is finally happening, you should be excited anon
>>29503336
>praying to pepe
>not supporting brexit
pick one
>>29503398
meh. it entirely depends on who will be the next supreme leader.
in bookie's order:
johnson, gove, may, osborne.
nobody will stand for gove. johnson would be admittedly hilarious. may is probably the best bet for stability/ not looking like idiots to the rest of the world. osborne is sucking the semen from satan's dick and asking for more. FUCK I HATE HIM.
>>29503550
kek
desu, was kind of on the fence. my sincerest hope is just that osborne dies of multiple types of cancer and AIDS.
>>29502723
wiffrey
About to go to bed. Men act like women in this country with all their shouting and posturing and claims of how they will form together groups of bikies/Muslims/niggers/etc to bash some guy when he is least expecting it. Or even that they "know people" and will get you because they are the criminal element in this nation. And the craziest thing is women find these sorts of wannabe tough guys attractive even though they're a bunch of faggots who act the same way a bunch of women do when they go out drinking, all emotional and dramatic and shouting and fighting by swiping each others cheeks.
This whole nation is evil. Doesn't anyone like nice things? Is ANYONE going to live longer by acting "hard"? I think the reason there's so many homosexuals in this country is because it's the only way for a man to escape all the gratuitous nasty meanness that pervades everyday life on this desert island.
Ah well, it's fucked, may as well drink some tea and read a book.
>>29502723
Are Hamish & Andy still on TV?
I only ever liked Micallef and H&A. I haven't watched TV in years.
>>29504095
They stick to radio these days
I think they bought an island a year or two ago just for shits and giggles
![cuddle_by_meago-d4vc6jo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1qPPEjs.png "cuddle_by_meago-d4vc6jo[1].png")
daily reminder no bf/gf or even platonic cuddlebuddy, anons.
>>29504153
>implying I don't have a platonic cuddlebuddy
lol
I don't always get to hug him though, it's kind of weird around other people
>>29504321
r-reeeeeeee;-;
>>29504375
there there, you'll find someonemaybe
>>29500454
jus moved here
does anyone have drugs Brisbane area ?
