*blocks your path*
*unsheathes katana*
>>29497344
Ah, a fellow student of the blade, I see.
>>29497344
>grabs blade
>beats you with the handle
HALFSWORDING, BITCH!
>>29497368
"student", heh...
if only you knew... kid..
>>29497414
w-what do you mean b-by that stranger san
>>29497442
An amateur, huh?
Heh, this'll be quick.
Nothing personnel kid
*unsheathes fedora*
>>29497481
*blades come out of fedora*
*swings it like a boomerang*
Watch your neck kid
>>29497455
*pulls out deck
"Heh. You can go first"
>>29497455
"wait! perhaps you could take me under your wing..... master"
>>29497344
Seki
omae wa mo shindeiru
>>29497344
>"heh, you again?"
>drop into fighting stance, drawing my blade
>he comes at me, swinging his blade
>i duck, and as his blade comes back around i teleport behind him
>"hey kid, over here"
>he turns just in time for me to sink the entire length of my katana into his chest
>look into his terrified eyes
>"sorry kiddo, this is just the way i do things"
>pull the blade out, and as he falls i catch the fedora with my sword and flip it on my head
>"heh, nothin personel kid"
>>29497344
>take my special stance
>gather all my ki
> PIPE BOMBU REBOLUUUUTIOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
>>29497619
*the clone fades away*
Heh, merely hitting images are you?
*sheathes katana*
You're not even worth my time
*dissapears*
>>29497344
Oh. That's the blade I got for my pet rock.
>>29497675
*pulls your pet rock out of pocket*
And I got the blade from him
>>29497652
>"heh"
>*sheathes katana*
>"if killing clones feels this good, i can't wait for the real thing. I'll be seeing you real soon, kid"
>>29497709
Oh we have a tough guy here huh
*unsheathes twin katanas*
well let's see how tough YOU REALLY ARE
*sprints at you full speed*
>"heh. Nothing to you, kid"
>*unsheathes dicks*
I cast gun.
>>29497344
>heh, you again?
>teleports
>reveals kodachi
poor kid
>>29497879
>>29497850
>>29497814
>>29497752
>>29497709
>>29497707
>>29497675
>>29497652
>>29497644
>>29497619
>>29497616
>>29497518
>>29497504
>>29497499
>>29497481
>>29497455
>>29497442
>>29497414
>>29497394
>>29497368
>>29497344
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfei
>>29497344
*unsheathes Honjo Masamune*
"nice sword kid...heh...I'll try to make this painless..."
*teleports into the air above and slices you clean in half*
"...damn kid..."
>>29498003
Fuck da police white boi
>Grab muh mac 10 and muh dick
>Blast da police and dem stupid white bois with swords
Sheeeiiittttt
>>29498063
grab them? with what
*throws your severed hands at your feet*
*whip my blade around throwing the blood off from when i cut your hands so quickly you didn't even realize*
*grins devilishly as you stare in disbelief and your severed wrists start spouting blood*
nothing personnel, kid
>>29498091
Nigga you hallucinating because of the blood loss from dem bullet holes
Sheeeeiiittt
>steals your bike and rides off to the welfare office
>>29498114
AY YO HOL UP -unsheathes lips-
GIMME MY MONEY NIGGA
>grabs coke bags and hoes
>>29497644
NSA here, enjoy your watchlist faggot.
*sheathes katana*
>>29498114
stop right there trayvon
not one more step or it will be your last
im taking you in
This ancient fedora was forged by japanese salarymen and is made of felt folded 1000 times
say your prayers, kid
>>29498253
lose the katanas kids
i hung up my fedora long ago
now i follow the way of the gun
>>29498253
>*materializes from jet black ectoplasm behind you*
>"You did not think I would forget the anguished screams of my family that easily, did you, shikaka?"
>*grabs katana hilt*
>"Didn't think so"
>*slides katana from sheaf to reveal 6 foot blade*
>"I'm gonna enjoy this"
>>29498276
*slices your brutish gun into thirds*
"get lost...kid"
>>29498423
Life isnt like one of your chinese cartoons kid
drop the katana or i drop you
*teleports behind ur oneitis*
*cucks u*
pshhh.. nothin personnelle kiddo
>>29498200
Can't corner the dorner senpai
>>29498219
>start blasting at the white boi with the airsoft gun
Sheeeiiittt
While you and your "friends" were out partying and having pre-marital sex, I was mastering the discipline of the gun. And now you have the audacity to come to me for help? *You* get lost... kid
>>29498570
>shoots gun sideways
>misses every shot
>two to the chest one to the head
I pull out my gun
>>29497344
*unsheath my katana*
*gets into fighting stance*
>>29498455
>those pics on the covers
I'd read that shit, even if I didn't own the gun
>>29498114
ride off? wit what
*throws your severed feet before you*
*you fall to the ground in a pool of your own blood*
also... these bullets?
*throws sliced in half bullet casings down into your pool of blood*
heh, will, its been fun kiddo
>>29497344
*teleports back in time*
*fucks u're mum*
*big cums*
*teleports back to present*
heh... nothin personel son...
*it was a hologram of a hologram's hologram*
>mfw when a katana fag gets ventilated
>>29497344
*shoves the nerd into locker where he belongs*
You fell for my elaborate ruse once more! I was the sword all along!
*unsheathes nerd*
I live in america so I'd just pull out my gun and shoot.
>>29499367
America, huh?
*unsheathes British flag*
*Hears bongs*
*Stops to count them*
*Realize its time for tea*
*Combs Britstache*
*Hops onto trolley*
*Takes a complementary crumpet from the driver*
*Spreads butter on it with a dull knife*
*CCTV catches this*
*armed guards storm the trolley*
*arrest me for possession of a dangerous weapon*
*17 years later get out of prison*
*runs into you on the street*
This'll be fun.
>>29497850
A gun? Tsk tsk tsk
*twirls katana*
Let's see what good your gun is against this, kid.
>>29498594
*Keeps standing there unmoving*
*Mysteriously looks at the ground*
>>29500388
*fuks u*
ur pretty good for a kid
*appears on a nearby rooftop*
>>29497752
*Cute girl-tan walks onto scene*
Oni-chan HAYAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Sheaths virginity*
*walks in while eating a rice ball*
*looks around and gives a smug smirk*
>hehe so these are the robo-san samurai so heard so much about
*throws straw hat into the air*
>try to avoid THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
*spin blades like propellers and flies 1000 feet up into the air*
>YOUR NO MATCH FOR MY KAMAKAZI SLAAAAAAAAAASH
*rips the fabric of time itself and watches all of you get sucked in*
>hehe...that was easy
*catches straw hat and walks away into the sunset*
Brim diameter slacking. Unworthy opponent.
HERE BOMB FUK U
>heh, sorry, but its no use
>*holds breath while slowly wrapping my knuckles in bandages*
>*turns completely blue from oxygen deprivation*
>I AM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, I HAVE NO MASTER EXCEPT THE WIND THAT BLOWS FREE
>*runs at you too fast for the human eye to see and punches through youre chest*
>psshh, youre too slow kid
why am I laughing so fucking hard at this hahahaha
>>29500978
>>29497752
*unsheathes katana*
Oh is that your sister?
*throws shurikens into both her eyes*
*drops into fiighting stance, dodging attacks effortlessly*
*teleports above you, stabbing you through the top of you skull*
Too slow, kiddo
>>29501215
Heh, my first catch of the day.
*balances bomb on tip of Katana and swings it back at you*
Opposing mass immigration is the only sensible opinion, by the way.
*stealth field on*
>Summons Donte
>"Fuck you!"
>you die
>>29501305
>sonic hur
*smirks while looking down*
>so you are fast enough to make it past the 1st sound barrier, very impressive
*static sparks start to pop*
>but
*sparks turn into quick but power full strikes*
*turns into a massive display of raw energy as I power up*
>YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR LIGHT SPEED
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>random t-800 appears
i need your fedora, trenchcoat and katana
Thats a fucking nodachi you uneducated scum
>>29498593
Calm down r kelly
>>29498003
resist arrest
A nice toy kiddo
*clenches fists
But a true warrior follows the way of the fist
*side step your katana swing
*grab wrist and squeeze like a python
There go your carpals, friendo
*katana falls to ground
Didn't your mother tell you to pick up your toys, son?
*knee directly to nose as you fumble for your sword resulting in a volcano of blood.
Next time don't bring a child's toy to man's game kiddo.
>>29498590
>he still doesn't realise it's an airsoft gun
>gets the shit shot out of him by ten niggers
pssssssssh you think that's a toy
*Sword magically lifts itself up*
That ain't no toy, that's my demon blade infused with the blood of hell's finest
*Sword points towards your back*
Got anything to say now kiddo
*Sword impales you, directly through the heart*
Huh, didn't think so
>>29497344
You stand in my way.
>>29505282
at least i know my dad
>>29499367
>>29498219
>>29498590
>>29506032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0
>>29505634
*pull sword from body
Nothing but a flesh wound, pal
*roundhouse kick the sword
*it shatters into a thousand pieces
My waifu's French tickler leaves a bigger mark.
>>29506179
ill shove that katana up your ass and break it half
welcome to my hood now
shits real life
