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There is a Chad cat that keeps attacking my poor black robot
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There is a Chad cat that keeps attacking my poor black robot cat.
He's really small and doesn't like anyone except me.
He fights back a little bit when they engage in epic battle but mostly he just runs away because he's no match for Chad.
What should I do?
Pic is my cat.
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piss on it to establish dominance
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don't let your cat outside you fucking retard
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>>29497035
train it to become a chad
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>>29497085
He likes to go outside though.
I keep him in the house when it's dark though.
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Someone say black?
Blackbot here, I feel the need to announce my race just like how females feel the need to call themselves fembots to announce their gender.
I'm a special snowflake despite there being a billion others just like me.
Oh I see you have a black cat there...
WE
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cute cat OP ...I would suggest a solution but can't think of one beside what anon already said about keeping cat indoors gl
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>>29497426
WUZ CATZ N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>29497035
options:
+make bro cat an indoor cat
+feed Chad cat a mothball
+NULL (do nothing)
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>>29497035

super soaker against chad cat
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>>29497035
get an airsoft gun for chad cat or get a dog to befriend your cat and fight chad
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>>29497772
Ich will dich leiden sehen,. arschloch.
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give your cat steroide
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I want to hug your cat
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>>29497035
Stay outside with your cat. When Chadcat appears, stomp the ground really hard to scare it away. Do that several times and Chadcat will not come back.
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has your cat considered not being a FUCKING NIGGER?
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Kill chadcat and start the cat beta revolution
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That was like my shih zhu. Whenever a dog tried sniffing her she'd always go behind me. But whenever another dog looked liked it was attacking me, shed go into attack mode.Miss that little dog
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Ask your local DNR for a live-trap so you can capture Chad -aka- Mr. Stray. Once you've got him, throw him in a goddamn river/your bathtub. Personally I wouldn't do this method because I like cats, even ones that are dicks to my own pets.

>>29499069

Did this instead. Turns out having a dog will keep most other creatures away. If Mr. Stray keeps coming around however, you might want to look more into the other thing I suggested, as awful as you might feel afterward.
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>>29497035
>having a black cat

Fucking cucks, you've gone too far this time
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>>29499146
This, or spray Chad with water

Or, I think your cat would be ok with staying indoors as long as you play with him enough etc
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