>>29496483
Are you me? I'm literally incapable of picking up signals, the idea that a woman could be legitimately attracted to me is not comprehendable. Even if I think she might be interested I have no idea what I'm expected to do so I just do nothing. I also lost my virginity to a hooker so sexual experience is pretty shit.

>>29496533
Hug me bro, we are the same yet different.

>>29496533
My years of porn gave me theoretical knowledge about how to give women pleasure, that when I had my first experience I wasn't even nervous. Hell, I knew exactly what to do down to the T. I made her dripping wet with my fingers until she was begging me for it, not even joking. I came in like 10 seconds, sure, but then I ate that pussy and gave her several legit orgasms (also learned how to identify the real ones from the fake ones). She even asked me why I did that to her. I guess she was surprised because it's not usual for hookers to be getting pleasure from their customers.

>>29496631
Oh shit you did that for a hooker? That's pretty generous of you.

>>29496893
I wanted the full experience. Hoping my first legit time will be glorious and make her cum so fucking much she'll be remembering my face every time she has a wet dream.

>>29496483
Just transitioned out of being confused, quit asking questions and just go for it.

>>29496631
Thats hot dude
>can you green text it for me

>>29496483
>>29496533
B-brothers? How are our experiences so similar? I'm pretty much this exactly except instead of a hooker it was a gross fatty who claimed to be blackout drunk later.
I feel that aside from being skelly mode And 5'8 Prince of manlets, my looks aren't horrible. I've seen many, many guys around this area who are shorter and worse looking and yet have no problem getting girlfriends. I feel like every time a female is interested in me, I automatically assume that there's no way she really is. I once had a girl in college tell a bunch of people in my dorm she wanted to fuck me, and I honestly believed it was a trap. It's like I literally cannot accept the fact that any female would ever be interested in me ever

>>29496960
Sure senpai.

>dad comes on vacation with his wife
>we go to a resort for 5 days and nights
>chillin the first 2 days
>dad's wife cousin (yeah, I know) comes over as well on the second day to stay a couple days as well
>he calls up one of his honeys, who happens to be an occasional hooker (not a nightwalker or anything, but the kind of girl that you'd pay to have sex with you if she's into it)
>my dad apparently took pity of me and asked the cousin to ask his girl if she had a friend or something for me
>they call some other older girl, ugly as fuck but with a decent slim body
>the other girl was better, had a massive ass and a killer body
>dad tells me "there's a girl coming up for you later, so you can *be* with her and spend the night w/e
>ok.jpg
>she arrives and it's disappointment.exe from me, she was ugly
>said fuck it, I'm gonna tap this pussy since it's already here and paid for
>had a couple of beers w/e, then later went to the room
>she washed up and came to the bed, I rubbed her good all over for a while, and fingered her until she was wet as fuck, she eventually just told me "put on the condom"
>put it on, but have some difficulty because apparently I'm "big"
>start humping away and cum almost immediately, but keep humping anyways hoping to stay hard because hell, my dick is inside a pussy, it will be hard
>it didn't work
>keep humping her with a crappy semi and then just decide to end it because I was getting tired
>cuddle for a while after and then I whisper to her "I wanna make you cum with my mouth"
>go down on her and pretend I'm fucking Ron Jeremy and use all my mimicked pornstar skills
>those worked better than expected and she was fucking into it, cumming left and right, squeezing me pretty hard with her legs and pushing my head into her pussy with all her might
>back to some cuddling
>did you rike it.jpg
>she says she did, and why I did that to her
>told her it was something to remember me by

That's pretty much how it went.

>>29497117
>tfw I spent over a decade with the strong conviction that if someone claimed to be attracted or in love with me she was A) Making fun of me, B) Trying to trick something out of me, or C) Mentally ill
>tfw this mentality has still not completely gone away

Dont think about it friend. Just talk to her. Weird things happen. For instance im seeing a girl that's at least 4 points above me named Stacey. Shit happens

>>29497238
I either think they're trying to make fun of me, delusional, or that I'm the one that's delusional. Even if the signs are pretty obvious I always assume she's just being nice and that she does this to everyone. Also doesn't help that every time I'm attracted to someone, I immedistely think of all the Chads out there who are probably just as interested and have things over me like Cars, money, height, etc. I feel that even if I did get them, their friends wouldn't approve, and that I'd get those "holy shit she's with that loser?!" Looks from roasties and chads. I should have had a gf a long time ago, but my fears and anxieties keep ruining it

>>29497449
iktf. I've had a girl I went a few dates with and was maybe close to going steady with (didn't do anything with her though) but one day I got massive anxiety and overwhelmed with the thought that she could do much better than me. So I intentionally sabotaged it so she'd move on and find someone who could make her much happier.

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They want a provider. I assume she is a single mother.

It has happened to me a bunch of times, they are ready to move on and settle down.

>>29497575
OP here. She's at a way better economical position than me. She's got her own car, lives in a wealthy neighborhood, makes more than I do at work, etc. I don't think she's looking for a provider given she moves in higher circles than me. As crazy as it sounds, maybe she just wants my skelly dick.

youre rich aren't you

>>29497542
I had my worst fears confirmed. There was a girl i almost dated my senior year, and she was way out of my league. Near the top of her class, varsity cheerleader, popular, great at speech, etc. at first I thought i had no chance at her at all, but I was fine with being friends. It helped that we had the same friends on speech team, and one day i decided to be brave and message her on FB. I didn't think we'd end up talking all night, for many subsequent nights after that, about very personal things. Things weren't awkward and online we could tell each other anything, but in person she would shy away from being alone with me too much. We went on a team trip a few weeks later, and even though I still refused to believe she could ever like me, I got it confirmed by my bro tier chad friends that there was a chance. Of course I missed obvious clues during the trip, like her wanting to sneak off away from the rest of the group after all the coaches had gone to bed, and her pretty much saying she wanted me to kiss her. Finally at the end of the trip, after getting it confirmed, I sorta asked her out and that was the happiest a girl had ever made me feel. Everything immediately started falling apart once we got back to school. It didn't help that our friends kept being awkward about it and both of us wanted to keep it lowkey. Her cheerleader friends did not approve at all, and eventually she told me she didn't feel the same way anymore. I didn't know what to say so I just stormed off, thinking "I knew it, I fucking knew it." Things kinda went up and down after that. But when it finally ended for good she tried to make me jealous by talking to one of my chad tier friends in plain view of me, and years later I found out she told everyone things got awkward because I kissed her without asking, which did not ever happen. I still took her to prom because I promised myself I would, but it was mutually understood that that was the very end of it.

>>29496483
>I'm skeleton mode and all my life haven't gotten attention from females unless they wanted something from me, or never at all
If there is anything in this world that will teach you the truth about women, it's having something they want for a breif period of time.

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>>29496483

>girl at work start showing interest in me

>girl

>work

FUCK OFF NORMIE YOUR KIND ARE RUINING THIS BOARD GO BACK TO KIKEBOOK REEEEEEEEEE

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>>29498503
>work
>normie
Am I supposed to be homeless?

>girl
>work
They also need to be there? What are you implying?

Am I a "normie" for not being born into a family with money or a welfare state?

>>29496483
>I'm not a normie by any means
delusion

>>29498686
If i understand everything right you are suppose to live on welfare. If there is females at your work you can't talk to them. Thats what normies would do.

Anyway you shouldn't go around and think "why would she even show interest in" or anything like that. Try to have confidence. Not sure if it's true but having none is a big turn of for girls.

>>29499547
>just have confidence
>just eliminate anxiety

Thanks anon, i am now cured