Hey /r9k
>Go out with friends.
>Actually shower, brush my teeth, shave, put on deodorant.
>Wear my nicest "casual" clothes, not a tuxedo but by best over shirt and a t-shirt.
>Go to a club
>Get denied entrance.
>My other friends are all allowed.
>Ask fucking bouncer why i cant go
>"I wont tell you why. Im not letting you in."
WHAT THE FUCK.
I FUCKING TRY TO BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING DAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
>>29496295
post outfit. In all honesty it may have been your shoes
t. club bouncer in Miami.
>>29496295
>friends go in with out you
Don't know how to break it to you OP but your "friends" don't give a fuck about you.
>>29496295
>I won't tell you why
Dear lord son
>>29496312
Why shoes? I was wearing regular dark sports sneakers.
>>29496295
Some people are just assholes, anon. We've all been there, and know the exact feelings of, "why fucking me" that occur when this type of thing happens. Go watch a video of puppies or something. Your friends shouldn't have gone in anyway, I'd expect at least one of them to stick with you.
>>29496312
>it may have been your shoes
This. Were you wearing autism sneakers?
>>29496352
Oh God, you can't go to a club wearing fucking sneakers, let alone athletic shoes.
>>29496295
go back with a handgun and cap him in the face
Show us a picture of you in your "casual" clothes.
I can probably tell you 10 reasons why.
>>29496372
Seriously? Bouncers judge people from fucking shoes? Its summer. Wtf am i supposed to wear? Mother fucking flip-flops?
>>29496384
What else do you wear if you are going to dance? Dress shoes? You feet will be sore after like an hour. Makes no sense.
>>29496341
>implying the type of normies who go to clubs would ever give a shit about a robot.
No surprise there. I'm sure lots of failed normies and robots have people they consider "friends" that are really just people who tolerate them being around and just want to avoid the awkwardness and confrontation needed to outright reject people. It's quite pathetic really. I'd rather just be alone.
>>29496389
Except i am not a model. But clothes were pretty much this. Except jeans and shirt were darker.
>>29496410
there's a thing called casual shoes: loafers, subtle (NON-TACTICAL/WORK) boots, boat shoes etc.
Don't wear: running shoes, basketball shoes, sandals (unless they're stylish women's shoes), converse/vans, or flip flops.
I'm not miami bouncer but I was a bouncer in NM and you were up to the dress code
A t shirt and sneakers man? You need a button up short, slacks, and some black leather dress shoes, that will please most bouncers since we have to keep up appearances of the people going in or we get in trouble
>>29496442
lay your outfit on your bed, with shoes, and post a picture if you want an answer.
>>29496449
I would advise him not to wear boots of any kind at all, heavy ones mess up the floor and the places I worked had a blanket ban on boots
>>29496481
By subtle I was going for a desert boot look.
http://imgur.com/a/mipbF
>>29496449
>converse/vans
Hey fuck you man, I wear my Vans everywhere.
Not once have I been denied access into a club wearing Vans.
Come backwith a gun.
>>29496521
I'm just offering advice the management passed on to me.
>>29496511
I always told desert boot wearers no because I think they look stupid
Being a doorman was great to be petty towards people and tell them they aren't good enough
Being a dick usually led to getting a tip which was ass backwards but I'm not complaining
>>29496521
Sounds like a shit tier club
There was a place down the street from where I worked that had no dress code and every weekend there was a fight or something happening over there
You would be surprised how making people dress like adults to get in keeps out a lot of the trash
>>29496442
You need to stop dressing up like a little boy if you want people to take you seriously.
>wanting to go inside a normie club
>>29496481
>>29496449
Whatever it was, it wasn't his shoes you dummies. If the bouncer was just worried about the floors he would have said "sorry man, can't let anyone in with boots you'll fuck up the floors".
Literally nobody has been stopped from going into a club because of "autism shoes" either. People will think you're a loser, but they won't stop you from giving them your money because of it.
>>29496602
Does Kiryu have a fucking mullet or is that the car behind him
>>29496657
This. Was OP awkwardly flirting with some Stacies?
>>29496661
I think that's a shelf and the gap between some boxes
>>29496657
>I've never been to a club
I'm one of the bouncers and I've literally told people I can't let them in because of their shoes
The owners want to attract a certain clientele and image is a big part of that
Plus not giving them a reason besides basic shit makes the people waiting in line who do get in feel special and makes the club seem more exclusive so it's like a big thing that you can get in
>>29496295
Bouncer did you a favor desu. Fuck clubs.
i've only been to one club and it was a black club and when it let out of course there was a fight in the parking lot
Last year at college, my roommate would go out to bars and parties every friday and saturday night. He always wore some kind of pastel color dress shirt, dress pants, dark shoes, and a silver watch. Then he would wear a shit ton of cologne.
I literally own only one dress shirt and mostly just wear baggy jeans and t-shirts so I never had any chance fitting in.
>>29496540
>>29496588
I mean, it's these specific Vans if that makes a difference .
They're not the frilly over designed ones you'd wear in high school.
>>29496602
This guy has a point. A sport jacket may have been a better choice than an overshirt.
>>29496295
The real issue here is your perception. I agree with the brilliant entity who correctly told you 'fuck clubs'.... Yet its also important you realize THIS is a club, and fuck r9k... For that matter, the entire planet is a club...
STOP FEELING COMPELLED TO BE LABELED...
nothing matters
We are already dead
Enjoy yourself
>>29496954
Those are literally children's shoes, would not allow in club without at least a 20 dollar handshake
>>29496954
Absolutely haram if you are over 18 to wear those
>>29497109
This
>>29496657
If you wear sneakers, you clearly have no money
>>29496341
It's not possible to find friends who wouldn't betray you like this. Your definition of friend means that everyone is friendless.
