>>29495589
I know that feel
>dad has had a few beers
>sitting down watching tv with him
>he starts talking about some waitress he met in new New York
>says that I should go there with him and meet her
>tell him no
>because I don't like being set up with people
>he gets visibly angry
>Why not?!
>tell him exactly why
>but at least meet her!
>I don't want to

>months later
>lie about meeting a girl so he'll shut up
>he tells me that it's a relief because he thought I was gay

Why is the absence of a girlfriend evidence to homosexuality for a boy? Why can't I just be myself? Why do I have to have a woman?

>>29495721
Because muh grandkids. Like having children themselves, grandchildren are just added bonuses to show how good their pride product turned out. It means "hey my fantastic little shit has something to selfishly praise about to others, I musta raised my shithead right!"

My dad was a total piece of shit deadbeat. Really destroyed my confidence growing up. He would ask me if I had a girlfriend and when I said no, he would say "I'm starting to worry about you" in a real condescending way. Really asshole? Having him as a father is what turned me into such a mess, and then he's gonna say that to me? I cut that asshole out of my life a few years ago after he relapsed on drugs again. Don't have to listen to that bullshit anymore.

Ok, therapy session over.


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>>29495589
I'm pretty sure my dad knows I'm not gay, only a big fat loser.
desu I'd prefer for my parents to think I'm a fag desu