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I'm done being a robot

I've decided I will become like the most perfect human on Earth - Patrick Bateman

I only listen to Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible and Hip to Be Square, multiple times a day on a daily basis.

I've invested money in various skin care products, including the honey skin rub. IMPORTANT: No alcohol because it dries your skin and makes you look older.

I'm also going to start working out hard, haven't started THE workout yet, but I've started doing my daily crunches and sit ups. I can do 100 now.

I've also decided to do part-time college and major in business/economics.

My social skills are that of a typical KHV robot, but I'm working on that.

I signed up for a lot of clubs in the college that I'm going to.

I'm also going to practice being super confident and not afraid of social interaction

My character is very good, I am a narcissist and only think about myself, but I am able to hide it. I'm also working on my abilities to manipulate and use people for my own benefits.

In terms of my looks - I am balding and have huge bags under eyes, but I have a strong jaw, pretty masculine face and cold distant look. But let's be honest, no one can be as perfect as Patrick Bateman. There always will be something that he's better at.