>it's another 'cuddle with blanket and pretend it's a person that cares about you' episode
>>29495360
>it's another pretending the blanket is a person and then realizing that if it were a person you wouldn't know how to love it properly and then spiraling into self-hatred over all of the imagined, hypothetical conflicts you would have with the blanket, then deciding it would be best if it were just an unfeeling but warm inanimate object as it is
>>29495414
episode
t h e m o o n i s m a d e o f b l o x
>>29495360
>tfw no cuteboy to cuddle with
life is suffering
>>29495414
i dont want another one of those episodes pls, must keep the dream alive
>>29495491
>tfw kind of want this but probably just jail gay and starved for some semblance of companionship
>>29495528
if youre that starved you could get a dog
I'm bi so I dont care as long as theyre cute
its harder with guys tho cause theyre more about sex and less about feelings
>>29495575
no doggos allowed in apartment sadly. I think I would be fine with cuddling with a guy as long as it wasn't sexual and I could be little spoon
>>29495360
>it's another 'have an imaginary conversation and pretend it's somebody who would want to be your friend and has reached out to you to see how you've been doing' episode
>>29495633
Do you ever wonder what you would do if the shoe was on the other foot?
Can you imagine reaching out to someone else to see how they're doing?
What would you say? What would you do? How could you make things right?
I would be at a complete loss
I would never expect anyone else not to be
>>29495619
I dunno, if I got horny while cuddleing Id like the other to be responsive to it and hopfully get them in the mood as well
yeah youre just starved for affection, dont try and act on your gay thoughts cause youre gonna regret it
>>29495681
>dont try and act on your gay thoughts cause youre gonna regret it
too late
>>29495663
I just want someone to text me or message me or otherwise take the initiative to reach out to me as one individual to another and say something like "hey what's up". Nobody goes out of their way to talk to me.
>>29495360
Did you get that blanket from costco? I swear I have the same one
>>29495709
how'd it go then?
>>29495729
Yea I think I did get it from there
>>29495772
Wasn't into it and kinda let other guy go further than I wanted to because too timid to stop him. Small talk hard for me too so it was super awkward.
>>29495714
>"hey what's up"
and then what?
what's the point?
where's the comfort?
I don't get it
I don't understand at all
The world will still be a horrible place, even after someone says "hey what's up"
adasdasdjasd
>>29495844
The point is I want somebody who cares about me. Stop being so obtuse.
>>29495783
If you hold your and I hold mine at the same time we can pretend we're holding each otherno homo
>>29495839
god youre cute, I'd get you comfortable first then get you to do lewd stuffwillingly
>>29495901
I think I would be into it if it wasn't a hookup situation and more of a gradual progression like a regular relationship. i dunno though
>>29495897
>If you hold your and I hold mine at the same time we can pretend we're holding each other
Ok, let's do that
>>29495360
>tfw no qtaustralianbf to snuggle with
>>29495962
Im the same way, hookups are the bane of fagbots
>>29495997
most gay guys I know are really social and like to do shit all the time which I don't like. Hard to find someone with similar interests/lifestyle as me.
>>29496247
yeah gay dudes are the worst, robot fags are rare as fuck, most of the /r9k/ posters that are gay arent bots which is annoying as fuck cause it gives me a bad image since im lumped in with them
same with fucking attentionwhore traps
>it's a "wrap yourself as tightly as possible in your blanket and pretend you're cryogenically frozen in a pod, hurtling through space, towards a perfect and lush alien planet" episode
>>29495360
>it's another oneitis is flirting with other guys in front of you dream
You realize it's masterrace. Your pillow is the perfect companion; fits to your body, doesn't think you're a manlet and you can project your will onto it. You think you can handle a gf? You need a pillow gf, I've gotten so lost in cuddles with my pillow I'm certain that you could see the happy parts of my brain light up if I was being monitored.
>>29495414
>tfw want to cuddle with someone then remember I have ugly back with acne and stretch marks and give upI wasn't ever fat why do I have stretch marks ree
>it's a "you tried to talk to somebody about how badly you've been feeling and they made fun of you, or worse: just ignored you" episode.
>>29495360
>tfw you wish a qt was holding you and teasing you and gettin all cuddly and flustered but then you remember that you'd have to deal with another person and you don't actually want that at all but somehow you really do
>>29496279
I guess looking online and hoping to find someone near area I live would be best option for me. Seems like the odds just keep getting slimmer
>it's another "the loneliness is getting so crushing that you're beginning to get claustrophobic" episode.
>>29496395
I got the good ol "stop thinking negative thoughts" talk from my brother. I knew he meant well but it's obvious he has never experienced depression. Fuck I think I want people to care but then I remember nothing they say will make me feel better
>>29496438
I tried checking the gay apps and okcupid but its all big dudes and old guys here
twinks dont live here feelsbadman
>it's another "waking up from a dream where you can casually talk to even one person that is not repulsed by your appearance" episode
>it's another "smash all the reflective surfaces in your house in a fit of rage" episode
why did god leave me unfinished
>>29495971
Be careful what you wish for, bugger
>>29496485
Well that sucks. I gotta sleep now since I have work in the morning. Goodnight anon
[Spoiler]time to cuddle blanket and feel sad[/spoiler]
>>29496473
That's as bad as "just be yourself". I'm sorry.
>>29496729
I fucked up spoiler oh jeez
>>29496744
Yeah lol, at least when I come here I can relate to people.
>>29496729
night anon, Ill cuddle you in your dreams
>it's another "You're the youngest rich person in the world and you're doing an interview with the editor from Time magazine" episode
>>29495360
>It's another 'spend 90% of the day daydreaming and don't accomplish anything' episode
at least I'm not dealing with reality the majority of the time
>>29495360
>it's another 'pretend you're a tsundere and your pillow is your waifu trying to get close to you but you resist for a bit until finally giving into your pillow's warm embrace' episode
Fucking hell guys
A qt robot bf to snuggle
That's all I want
Is that too much to ask
>have existed in 4 different decades
>never cuddled a grill
>tween fags born literally after 9/11 beat me to it
i want off this ride reee etc.
>>29496848
are you qt tho?
gotta be qt to demand a qt
also gotta be a robot to demand a robot
>>29496299
I thought these feels were mine alone.
>>29496952
you're not alone anon
I'll think of you next time I'm whizzing past the Oort Cloud
>>29496779
That's good. I'm not sure I can anymore, which sucks.
>it's another "spend the night writing stories about your waifu, then going to sleep as the sun rises, imagining that she's next to you" episode
>it's another "wake up and be disappointed that you're still alive" episode
>it's another your nightmares are better than the world you live in episode
I wish someone would cuddle with me... guy or girl I don't want to be lonely anymore.
>>29498223
Me too anon, me too anon.
about a year ago I thought of a truly revolutionary idea in this field: hoodies. Yes, I put a hoodie on by hug blanket so that way she could hug me back. the best part of it that when I get into be I can warm her up and we can fall asleep together.
I just realised the level I am at.
>>29496446
holy shit this feel physically hurts
>it's another imagine you're an anime character with cool powers t forget that you're mentally unwell and have no friends day dream
