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2016-06-24 02:27:33 Post No. 29495285
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2016-06-24 02:27:33
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I just shit my pants.
I squatted down in the middle of my room to get a nice stretch, and then felt a fart coming. Unbeknownst to me, a small turd had been chambered in my rectum. As I relaxed and let out the fart, along with it came a grape sized poop nugget launched straight down into my boxer briefs.
I waddled to the bathroom, ashamed of myself, carrying the weight of a mountain in my trousers. I carefully lowered my boxers, waiting for the dingleberry to reveal itself. And reveal itself it did. Immediately as it came into sight, it rushed to escape, falling through the pant leg and straight down to my foot, bouncing off onto the tile of the bathroom. I didn't think I could lose any more of my dignity. Whatever was left of it must have been in my foot, and crushed by the falling turd.
Embarrassed, I gathered a wad of toilet paper and scooped up the poo, dropping it into the toilet. Finally I flushed it down with my head hung low.
