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Hey guys heres some awesome news for you.

Russia is promoting virginity and traditional relationships.They are saying that every time a woman sleeps with a guy they keep their DNA in them and it goes to their child. So they are essentially breeding super chads now.

What do you guys think about this? Why not get a good job and move to Russia?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/russian-sex-ed-video-non-virgin-women-dumpsters-article-1.2566224
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494419/America-destroys-Russia-Bizarre-Russian-sex-education-video-calls-non-virgin-girls-dumpsters-blames-U-S-actively-corrupting-country.html

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuId-gtLQVs (turn captions on)
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>>29495005
A good job would be to work as a English tutor/teacher for people like you.

I do some business there
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Based russia, man. Good for them. It's too late for us. We could have stopped it but the generations before us did nothing.
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I don't think Russia takes too kindly to your kind OP
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>>29495054
I'm not Russian though, kek
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>>29495069
>its too late

Not if trump gets elected
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>>29495005
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH NO
Moving is going to be same regardless of what country you go to. You won't find your qt virgin waifu in Russia either.
Plus, if you're from US, opinions on you may vary anywhere between from "attractive westerner" to "brainwashed ignorant burger"
And even top all of that, Russian is a fairly difficult language.

t. Russian migrant (not 1st generation bullshit, an actual migrant)

Ask me questions as well.
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>>29495389
>You won't find your qt virgin waifu in Russia either.
There are way more virgins in Russia right now than the US how would the odds not go up? Plus youre a gaijin so thats extra.

Im sure a waifu could help you learn russian
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>>29495119
Learn Russian then. English teacher jobs are in high demand there and the cost of living there is significantly less than it is in the West. You can live rather comfortably there for not a lot and you'll probably gain good connections to wealthy individuals.
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>>29495444
Because your waifus are not so pure as you dream they are. There might be more virgins, but they'll probably look for you if they want financial support rather than anything.
Also, you're overestimating how many more virgins you'll find. There isn't some kind of magical cultural push against non-virgins or something. Whores might be looked down by some, sure, but it isn't anywhere near what you are dreaming of. I'm pretty sure that a decent amount of people lose virginities in high school; it's just that it isn't embedded as much as it is in US.

trips checked regardless
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>>29495444
Because most women who go out to meet Western males are sloots there.
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I'm gonna go to Russia where my virginity is appreciated and so I can marry Nikita lytkin
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>>29495005
I don't think they like white Americans
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>>29495456
>you'll probably gain good connections to wealthy individuals.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a joke
What will likely happen is you'll get robbed and get your ass beat if you piss of the wrong person.

Then your broke ass, still not knowing Russian, will wander the streets looking for work that doesn't exist.

And even if you do find work, you'll get ripped off and everyone and their grandmother will be receiving a cut of it.
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>>29495927
Why are russians such ass holes?

Can't wait for China to conquer your ass.
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>>29496029
That's the harsh reality, anon. Escaping to another country won't help you.
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>>29496029
this, i thought they were good guys, but i guess Czechs are the top slavs
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>>29496146
>russians are slavs

It all makes sense now
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>>29495927
Lot has changed since the 90's buddy. I'm there at least 5 times a year and nothing bad happens to me. And no, I don't just go to Moscow.
>>29496029
Will never happen. If you think Russians have problems wait until you try doing business with the Chinese.
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>>29496320
He wouldn't get fucked over for messing with generic oligarch. That's an exaggeration, even I admit it.
However, the entire thing with getting connections with wealthy is a complete dream.
Gde rabotaesh, anon? A tak da, s kitaytsami gorazdo hyzhe
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ITT: retards

When will this meme die. Individual freedoms and liberals values (small L) have made life on earth better than it's ever been at any other point in the world's history.

>Tfw you commie cucks aren't getting assassinated by Putin.
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>>29496411
I met one guy from the UK who taught an oligarch's kid. He lives with the oligarch's family now in their guest house. So it is possible.

[I work for ULA, which requires Russian rocket engines. I have industrial engineering degree and I took Russian in college.]
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>>29496662
It's possible outside of Russia, but quite rare inside Russia. It's a matter of luck, but usually happens in prestigious colleges somewhere in UK or Europe (and maybe US but not nearly as often)
Chances are, robots don't have access to such places and opportunities.
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>>29496732
True... Most robots will probably default and become a NEET except they'll be stuck in a foreign country and one that doesn't pay welfare to people who can work.
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>>29496872
Visas alone would probably already drain them of any budget.
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