Let's have a /devilish/ thread
>parents think I'm the good kid because I'm just quiet while my little brother is a bit argumentative and my sister dropped out of engineering school to get a nursing degree
>I actually smoke (cigarettes and weed), do opiates, and dream about murdering my entire family except for my sister
Share your devilish deeds /r9k/
>>29494815
>young woman asks me what floor I want to go to on the elevator
>tell her the number and she presses it
>don't say thank you
>mfw
>go to Chick-fil-A
>they ask what condiments I want
>say ketchup
>I don't want ketchup
I AM THE DEVIL
>>29494815
Is your sister hot?
Im original
>>29494900
Ye she's pretty hot, huge tits. Married unfortunately. Nice lady.
>make you read this post
>it actually has no devilish content
>this post is meaningless
>mfw
>>29495310
But that makes it devilish. Which makes the devilish part gone. Which makes it devilish. Damn you, Lucifer.
>squash a bug
>don't say a prayer for it
enjoy hell little buggy
>go to ref polling in UK
>want to vote to leave
>vote to remain instead
>We want to become better. How was your customer service experience today? Reply to this message with a number between 1 and 6, where 1 is the least good and 6 is very good.
>reply 7
>>29495310
>>29495410
This is literally the meaning of life right here
Case closed we've solved the riddle
>My peers and parents assume im on the spectrum
>Actually normal just want them to leave me alone so I can be a shut in NEET
