>grandma found the pisschips
>mumsy found the cumsy onesie
>daddy found poop potato
>dad found the splooge luge
>Not original
my siblings ratted me out when I was 8 years old.
Called some teenager a nigger on youtube.
That christmas year I was on the naughty list with extended family.
Usually only kids over 16 were on the naughty list (so santa didn't have to buy everyone presents)
> santa (my aunt actually) invites me up to lap
> what did you do naughty?
> oh.. hehe...
> never admit to calling anyone a nigger
> make up some bull joke
> I have adopted mulatto cousins
> love em
> still hate black people though
>Aunty found the semen fountain
My gf found my ferrari
>brother found the bum butter
>niece found the nut grease
>bobby found the diarrhea stabilizer
i mean come on
>>29495205
>niece """"found"""" the nut grease
what was she doing there
Nigger nigged the nigger nigger
Why does reddit have the worst memes and why do they keep getting reposted here? I get it, narwhal bacon and feminism is awesome. Please stay in your containment site.
>>29495281
>d-do I fit in yet guys?
Hellooooooooooo reddit
>cat found the semen closet
>>29495083
>normies cant even greentext
>>29495281
>le ebil reddit amirite guyzzz??????
>namefags on 4chan
pls shoot yourself, preferably with a 12 gauge so your body flies all the way back to /r/4chan
>I found the meme thread
>>29495281
>it's another newfag tries to fit in episode
You'll get it right eventually.
>madame found the mommy maker
>Neighbor found the rape dog
>lawyer found the elongated rape tapes
>>29494801
>mom drove the fart car
The faggot found gender fluidity and realized they're a fucking faggot
>>29496584
hey rebbit
nice try on fitting in
>I found this terrible thread
>nephew found the nether glue
>sister found the fun-fun cameras
>>29496655
>no increase in poster IP
sorry pal your samefagging wont work
>>29495281
>Hasn't figured out that threads like this are mostly sustained by the oldest of tye oldfags
'07 OG fo life, senpai
>Sister found the pork paddle
>>29495335
>image.png
hey reddit
>preacher found the holey water
>neighbor found the galvanized fart reactor
Yeah this can't end well.
>OP found his homosexual urges
>>29494801
>wife's son's father found the fingernail fermenter
>>29496978
>still no increase in ip count
>>29495437
>thinking putting sage in all feilds is namefagging
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>sister found the shit safe
>OP found his balls and did it
>Father found the fetus furnace.
OP here. I like cramming 3 black dicks in my mouth sometimes. I love how the BBCs in either cheek pin me open for the 3rd to breach my throatpussy.
That is all. Carry on.
>neighbor found the pube petri dish
OP again. Ever notice how much better jizz tastes after a hot cup of herbal tea?
I drink herbal tea like all the time.
Coffee is for fags, herbal tea all the way fampai.
Sometimes I like to lean back and pump a whole gallon of jizzy herbal tea up my mansnatch. Really get it up in there, y'know?
Mm, mmmmm! That's my midnight snack~~
As you were.
>pop pop found the sex tunnel
>mom found smegma shoe
Awwwww yeah, I sure do love being split like a piece'a lumber xDroflmao
OP again, guys.
What say a few of you come on down to my house and drown me in your creamy jizz? I'll gargle like a turkey in a rainstorm, gobble-gobble `:>~
Sometimes I like to strap a traffic cone to my bare ass and scream at small children outside costco. God damn does that get me goin' ;D
Proceed with the thread
>landlady found the cumkitten microwave
"OP", you say, "how do you keep your anus from prolapsing after taking a deepdish darky dicking?
I'm very glad you asked that question, anon. I don't. I let that puppy hang loose like a greensnake on a surfboard, mon!
Now and then I need to stuff things back into place, for fancy dress events like my stepson's mothers wedding or a trip to walmart, that's when I reach for my handy traffic cone and fucking jackhammer that shit with my anus until I taste the floor!
Then I head on down to the local dairy queen and flash my dick at seagulls until one gives me a nibble. I likes ta scream "times marches on" and play my seagull-assisted dick banjo every tuesday yeeeehaw.
Keep it up guys. Super proud of this thread.
Mommy found the Jesus doll
>Handyman looked in the crawlspace.
OP here! Sometimes I like to snort mountains of cocaine from Afrikaan immigrant assholes. Really get my schnoz up in there.
Some believe it wards off evil spirits, I just do it cause I'm OP and I'M FUCKING DRUNK ON POWER
You fucking plebs keep posting for my amusement. Yeah, just like that.
I'mma beat off watching this thread and go eat a turkey sandwich y'all
OP OUT
Hey, anons? It's OP.
I didn't mean what I said earlier, you know I love you. Please don't leave me.
I'm so, so very lonely. This thread is my only escape from the dark world of gay black on white prison fetish videos.
You people are my only respite from 4-hour long takes wherein I stare at the shower drain and contemplate my life and how I should end it while the 10th of 20 black gentlemen has his way with my hairy dudetwat.
I need you, anon.
Please. :(
Guys c'mon. It'll be like old times!
>Boss found the donated dildo
See? See, guys? :(
Isn't it funny?
>mum found the meme milk
>>29494801
>aunt found the smegma slingshot
>mom cleaned my room while I was out
>she found the piss cans
>she found the jizz balloon
>she found the cum pillow
>she found the shit napkins
>she found the pube jar
>she found the booger box
all true, happened when I was 15
>>29497912
You're back!
It's OP. I thought you'd left me!
I'mma ride your dick like a midget rides a pony, anon! ;) not just 'cause I'm a midgey who fucks ponies, but because I don't know what the fuck words mean.
Why did you leave just when I was opening up to you? My mind and my enflamed mangash were wide open for you and you bailed!
Sometimes when I'm sad I like to dress up like toucan sam and eat a bowl of cheerios with jizz. I imagine I'm colorblind and don't know what milk tastes like, it makes me smile. :D
Continue posting.
>OP found my doubles
>>29497979
You may not have doubles but I'll respect that 7979
>>29497979
OP here. Better luck next time, anon!
I remember my first doubles. Tyrone and Rayquan followed by Dondondarius and the legendary Dindu Cockschwing!
I was dressed as abra (that's the pokemon with the mime makeup) and pretending to be in a box! Then I mimed some holes in it and they entered me from both ends, it was great fun!
Then it just kinda de-evolved into 4 dudes running a train on a mime. Those were dark days, my actinf went unappreciated. The director asked why the fuck I was dressed like a mime, the pleb.
Anyway that was my 3rd trip to my Uncle Julio's house. Keep up the solid posts!
A poem of friendship
Dedicated to you, anon
Written by your beloved OP ;3
Mother found the jizz juicebox
I drank deep of salty friendship
Grandma found the saddle strapon
When I said I loved this meme I meant it
Anon, fill me with your love
I need you to fill this hole in me
To feel your warmth raining from above
Justifies the bruises on my knees
Oh anon to feel your mighty phallus
Penetrate my niggerhole
Would remove from my sad heart all malice
And replace it with your throbbing pole
With love, OP
You people suck. I'm bringing legit OP feels. This shit isn't pasta and it's coming straight from the heart. Where da love at?
>bobby found the charcoal grill
OP again. I put my heart into that poem and you stomped on it like it was a fucking cat behind my cousins shed when I was 12
I'm following the ancient tradition of my forefathers and riding the uranium dildo. If you're reading this, I already have ass cancer. And the dildo will only make it worse.
I hope you feel guilty
-OP
>>29498137
that last paragraph hit me OP
>high commander found the birthing pits
>>29498137
Not sure if that was the best or worst thing I've ever read, I extend 2u me commendations
>>29495758
>Neighbor found the rape dog
u wot
>>29498300
We lost a beautiful soul today. :(
>>29498359
I was diamonds tha whole time
>teacher found the taint porn
>THEY FOUND A TOURNAMENT CHOKER
>Stepsons' father found my wife's f-spot
>>29498475
Offbyone.jpeg
bumping dumping humping
