>spend three days with gf, have sex twice
>try to leave, she demands more attention
>finger her and then also fuck her again
>finally escape
>she spends all night texting me about sex
HELP, I JUST WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES
>>29493730
those meme dogs should see the day of the rope along with pitbulls, rotfaggots, doberfaggots
>>29493778
hang yourself my man dobermans are the most based dog race you wish you were a doberman you drooling retard.
>>29493778
>meme dogs
you're a meme
>>29493822
i would really like to see a doberman try and compete with me considering that i identify as an aircraft carrier
>>29493865
Think about it. Isn't everything a meme?
>>29493730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
sounds like you need some black out
also riperoni the lead singer
>>29493730
>tfw no huskies on sofa
>>29494061
Everything but your own existence is a meme
Who you are is a meme, but the actual being is not
>>29493822
>>29493925
wew
Original wew
>>29494145
>tfw just realised since ima robot I am in fact a meme
>>29493925
>i would really like to see a doberman try and compete with me considering that i identify as an aircraft carrier
pretty good thread
>hahahaha fuck man why does my gf want to have sex with me, life is so HAAARD :(
Woe is you. Poor thing, bragging this hard on a board where people have never even received positive attention from women
