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What should I do the day my oneitis gets married, robots? That
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What should I do the day my oneitis gets married, robots? That day will come eventually and it breaks my heart just thinking about it.
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Object during the wedding when the priest asks if anyone wants to
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>>29492862
get a hooker
bring her to the wedding
>>29492878
then do this


Then give the hooker to the groom and take your oneitis home
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>>29492906
Get two hookers
While you object and distract everyone, get one hooker to cut a hole in the ceiling and drop down, and replace the bride with the other hooker.
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>>29492906
>>29492956
Hookers are paid for sex, not for being your personal slave.
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>>29492862
My oneitis got married already. She told me she used to have a crush on me.
I don't know why I live anymore.
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>>29493035
Well excuse me
Who called the hooker rights patrol
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>>29492862
shoot up the wedding then kidnap your oneitis
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