What should I do the day my oneitis gets married, robots? That day will come eventually and it breaks my heart just thinking about it.
Object during the wedding when the priest asks if anyone wants to
>>29492862
get a hooker
bring her to the wedding
>>29492878
then do this
Then give the hooker to the groom and take your oneitis home
>>29492906
Get two hookers
While you object and distract everyone, get one hooker to cut a hole in the ceiling and drop down, and replace the bride with the other hooker.
>>29492906
>>29492956
Hookers are paid for sex, not for being your personal slave.
>>29492862
My oneitis got married already. She told me she used to have a crush on me.
I don't know why I live anymore.
>>29493035
Well excuse me
Who called the hooker rights patrol
>>29492862
shoot up the wedding then kidnap your oneitis