Tomorrow is my last day at my stocker-cuck grocery store job. Any thoughts as to what I should do? My current plans
>Free shit lol to nice customers
>Yell "REEE!!!" over the store loudspeaker
No suggestions?
>>29493636
>cornanimegirl8
>>29493666
I like corn.
>>29493666
The only other person to respond to my post just thought my corn girls were funny? Does anyone have any actual suggestions.
>>29492661
You know what would totally blow their minds? acting like an adult
that sounds really immature
t. non normie
why burn bridges? do you not want references?
>>29493938
I do that all the time, I want to do something funny. I've thought about opening a tub of cottage cheese and putting into a locker and leaving the lock on. After a few days, it should start smelling pretty bad.
>>29493963
normos out ree
>>29493983
I do want the reference, I'm doing things that wont come back to me so they still like me.
>>29492661
>Yell "REEE!!!" over the store loudspeaker
record it nigger
don't do the first part tho you might get arrested
>>29494202
I guess I could record it, but what is there to record? If it's just audio, it would seem fake. I guess I could record me picking up the phone and paging before I do it, would that be good?
>>.29494202
Also, do you want video recording?
WHere's the
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>>29494352
Huh?
originalio cement.
>>29494389
just wait he'll come soon enough
If theres a place where the other staff have coffee or something do this:
Go in early, go into the break room, spit in the coffee grains and cum into the milk they use. Be a /mischief
justbeurself
oregano
>>29494589
That's actually really smart. There is a manager-only coffee area where they all congregate.
I'm going to consider it, I think I'll do this.
>>29494884
A local guy got a 3 year sentence for that a few years ago. Don't get caught.
>>29492661
Whatever you do please film it and post it.
You're gonna want the good reference from them in the future when you return to salarylife
I mean hell, you're technically not even a NEET with the box moving skills there bud
>>29495765
Technically I am NEET faggot.
THISis quite an amazing opportunity you have here OP.
>>29496792
The that wojak sure looks smug, mind if I save it friendo? I sure do like my smuggies.
Just yell "GET OUT THIS STORE FUCKING NORMAL FAGS" and then throw gallons of milk on the ground and scare people off
>>29496932
I like the janitors, I don't want to make a mess for them.
Most of the rest are normans though.
>tfw no qt 2D animu to feed you sandwiches.
>>29496974
Alright, then just yell shit about normies, or if there are any sjws, try to trigger them as much as you can.
>>29497004
I'm definitely going to yell "Normies out REEEE!" over the intercom. Just wondering if I should add something about niggers because there are a lot of blacks around here.
>>29497058
I don't think you should add stuff about niggers, might get charged with a hate crime or something dumb like that
>>29497058
I would keep it simple man.
>>29494352
>>29494531
like clockwork >>29496792love you smug Wojak
Here's what you're gonna do OP
>comes into store 15 min early
>has bag with megaphone, mp3 player with basically any death grips album
>waits till busy hours of the store
>runs to intercom screaming shit about normies
>puts death grips through megaphone to intercom
>whole store successfully ear raped
>>29497283
Oh I get what you meant now.
OP isn't going to do anything. He's a little bitch have little bitch fantasies.
>>29497545
fuck off faggot, get out of here.
REEEEEE!
>>29492661
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BETA UPRISING REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29497567
>AnnoyedAnimeGirl27
How many fucking annoyed anime girls do you need?
>>29492661
video tape the reeee
upload to youtube, post in r9k
??????
profit
