>be me
>enter r9k for some feels vs reals.
>everyone is being supportive with "be yourself", and "try to socialize" advice on every fucking thread.
>everyone has or had a girlfriend.
>everyone hangs out with Chad or has at least once before.
>threads about whether or not playing vidya is lame and other similar approval-seeking threads.
>"what color panties do you wear" cancer-tier thread.
>most fapped-to pornstar thread.
Are you fucking kidding me? Where did all the real robots go? where is the usual frogs and feels tavern thread? what the fuck did you normies do with my frog-bros? /r9k/ used to be a place where we could share our miserable perspectives on life and comfort each other. Now it's one giant tumblr bukkake party. If any real robots have survived the Normie-pocalypse, then please, I beg you, point me in the direction of the colony of survivors. I must go back to my people.
protip: being alone, miserable and sedentary sucks donkey balls
you really don't know the immense self-loathing and hopelessness that's going to come crushing down on you once you're out of your prime
>>29492481
This is what I mean, another normie with a normie-tier response. I repeat, are any real robots left?
>>29492414
Join us, OP.
We're all going to hang with chad and stacy, maybe head to the mall. Then we'll all have a big mostly-gay orgy before settling in to taunt NEETs online.
You'll love it, senpai.
>>29492414
the other robots finally decided to be themselves and this is the result. you're the last,just be yourself m8
>>29492541
Try wizardchan. I dunno, the robots kind of left en masse due to the gay porn and roleplaying raid, they were prettt smart about it.
Nobody knows where they went but them.
>>29492481
I fucking hate you, you fucking normalfag cunt.
>>29492414
Just be yourself, OP.
It worked for us. :)
Join us, senpai, we miss you.
>>29492583
So I really am The Last Autismo-bender? How long ago did they leave? Do you have any leads?
>>29492589
Are you another robot survivor?! holy shit, i've missed you brochacho! Where did the rest of our kind go?
>>29492617
Begone foul norman!
>>29492414
Well I can't speak for anyone else, but after coming to /r9k/ almost daily for a few years I noticed the same thing you are noticing and stopped around the new year
The colony has been destroyed friend, I'm only here tonight because I wanted to see how much worse it has gotten
It's not quite the same, but the/got/ general on /tv/is pretty comfy
It doesn't matter if you hate the show either, we all do it's just fun to shit on it desu
>>29492414
its summer chill the fuck out bro
>>29492414
33 year old kissless virgin here, been on 4chan on and off over a decade
Except that I don't fit in with bitter robots or the alt-right kind of vibe on 4chan nowadays any more than I do with normies.
>tfw can't even fit in here
>>29492414
>you have to get off muh special good boy board!
Op is a normie in disguise.
Also I have a fiancee and will probs duck her tonight. People grow up, oneitis gets cured. I pray Zyzz will change your heart too
>>29492659
Maybe 4x2ch, maybe wizardchan, maybe 3+4chan (not sure if that triggers the bot) but a lot of the RREEEeeeeeEEEeeee'ers have bailed.
I'd suggest you ask /b/ in case a few washed up there.
>>29492797
Fuck, fucking auto correct
>>29492666
>beast gets.
You can't deceive me norman. The colony surely is out there. I doubt so many miserable people would just vanish.
>>29492705
the bitter ones were always the scum of the board. The real robots are the ones that have depressing but red-pilled truths and discussions. Man, I'm going to miss old r9k
>>29492414
25 year old khhv here. The true robots either gone to wizchan or killed themselves. I'll probably join them soon, life is pointless.
>>29492541
You've still got fellow robots at your side. I've just been drinking a lot. I'm sure the best if us either left or or finally an hero.
we are still here but i would tell you where we migrated to but that would give it to all of the other normaltrash here
>>29492826
I've been left behind too.
I barely browse this board anymore, I can't take the normies that have infected our little corner. I just talk to some robots I met before over Skype
>>29492924
You can tell me.
I'm your buddy Chad, bro!
Where's the bot party tonight? Super stoked!!
Did the old robots become normies but stay on 4chan? Will I become a normie one day without knowing it?
>>29492976
No. We just don't post anymore. And a lot of us have drinking/drug problems.
>>29492797
I'm not a normie, but I guess I must move on too someday soon. Goodbye r9k. My only regret is meeting you on your final days.
>>29492877
I suppose it is brochacho. I'll try to continue the frogs and feels thread while I still have the energy though. Maybe I can try to bring r9k back one last time. If I can't, then I guess this is goodbye.
>>29492912
It wasn't just the best of us - I think it was actually the majority of us. r9k always had normie threads, but now it's nothing but.
>>29492924
give me and >>29492951 a clue at least familia. I'll piece it together from there. I refuse to fight the normie hordes on my own, but I will if I must *unsheathes katana*. N-nothing personal, k-kids.
>>29492550
Sounds alright m8, have fun
I used to be a robot but I normie'd.
Life still blows and I wanna talk about depression but I feel like I don't deserve it anymore.
>>29492550
For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion - the mall has it all.
Just wait until summer is over, it'll all sort itself out.
I was there when /r9k/ began and your ``true-robot'' never existed until a lot later
>>29493039
It's been like this since last summer.
>>29493003
>frog and feels
role playing threads are the gayest thing on r9k. And that's saying something.
normalfaggots don't have enough ruining /r9k/ and are already ruining wizardchan
>>29492481
This. people got sick of being miserable and tried to better their lives. Sorry we all moved on while you're still trying to host a pity party.
>>29493134
We will burn wizchan to the ground. No shelter for the neckbeards.
>>29493134
Where was beta uprising when we needed it?
Is this just the strong wiping out the weak?
Would we have been able to do anything about it even back then?
Do we face extinction?Hold me
>>29493134
No mercy. Basement-dwellers will be driven from every hole they crawl into.
There will be no escape.
*draws my sweet nunchucks*
Unless you think you can defeat me in combat?
>>29493187
not when we completely erase succubi talk and you are forced to go
>>29493134
But at least he mods contain them there. And the rules are much better than here.
pic related the how much people search for r9k in google, probably something to do with the r9k mode in twitch chat. 12 year old google it and first result is 4chan
>>29493310
I am retarded
>>29493299
Proxy muh nigga.
We'll spread the world via frog meme. For every one you ban, two more will rise up to take their place.
>>29493310
Oh right, there's the whole Twitch community of normies that actually think they're robots. Go ebin forsenboys xD FeelsBadMan in the chatJust fucking kill me alrwady
>>29493299
They unironically call women succubi.
>>29492414
Im a real robot
There are more normies, but still some threds full of real robots
>>29493329
Sorry, I don't speak nazi
>>29493356
yeah every kid thinks he is not a normie because he like dank memes or some shit
>>29492414
>fleeing
>not standing and fighting
Fight for your land, else you have no right to it
>>29492826
>the bitter ones were always the scum of the board.
Who you think you fooling, normie?
>>29492414
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
WE WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF US!
>>29494074
>robothood is temporary
get a load of this kid
>>29492659
my brother..you and I are lost among the normans. I have searched the depths of /fit/ /jp/ and /b/ to find some robots..to no avail.
I miss our feels tavern, classic green text, and other stuff for us robots.
WHERE DID YOU ALL GO? WHY DID YOU ALL LEAVE?
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
>>29494259
>that image
>Beta uprising now
>>29494433
/warlock/
/mysoginy/
beyond the infinite i make perpetual woman hate threads
>>29493772
There is a difference between a pragmatic outlook and a bitter one. The pragmatic one claims things such as "women prefer the top 1% of men on the attractiveness scale, and, therefore, if one marries you, then she is settling with someone below her expectations - since her expectations are chad and will remain so even if she is physically incapable of attracting a chad". The bitter one claims irrational things such as: "women are all evil monster bitches because my oneitis didn't throw herself at me reeeeeeee". We always made fun of the irrational ones. The pragmatic ones, however, THEY were the real bots.
>>29494433
GODDAMN IT MY NIGGER, I MISS OUR TAVERN TOO. The last thing left that barely resembles old r9k is /britfeel/, but even that is infested with the normalios. Looks like it's all over folks. r9k survivors theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0zKYpobXF0
Feel the feels with me bro, it's just us now.
>>29494519
we need more than women hate threads
We need redpill..all types of pills
Weird ass growing up stories and greentexts
Fucked up shit
our feels tavern and actually good comfy threads
all that shit that made r9k a safe haven and comfy place i could spend hours on
this place has gone to shit and all the real robots bailed and now I have nobody
>>29494557
>The last thing left that barely resembles old r9k is /britfeel/
Fuck off, brit generals are cancer that needs to be quarantined to /int/. Generals are shit and do not belong on /r9k/.
I noticed it as well. I think it's all over. With me being an hikikomori and the actually state of r9k, sometimes i'm really wondering if i'm the less of 1% of r9k
>>29494581
I suppose you're right friend. We need to start filtering the cancer out. Maybe we can still save some of r9k...
>>29494557
is this it then?
a goodbye to the place i've called my homeboard for years? all the good times and good threads
a neet tear is shed..
>>29494618
It doesn't have to be. We can still create frogs and feels threads regularly, and comfy threads every afternoon. We could filter out the cancerous normanitos and retake our board. But we need numbers. We currently do not have numbers. Most of our brethren have fled and noone knows where.
Forgive me if I'm wrong, not exactly the oldest fag here. But wasn't half the purpose of pepe to drive normies out?
Absurd furious images accompanied by flaming sounds like a good way to drive normans out.
Maybe we should just post gore? They have too much support when decrying a thread by calling the topic immoral.
One thing I know for sure is that REEEEEE is just a meme now it doesn't get anyone out.
>>29494581
this
>>29494573
Them take up arms you lazy faggot.
you know the guys who spams redpill and make woman hate threads? the one with the filenames? its all me.
I know i'm not the only one, but i'm the only one fighting, why don't you rise cunt? UPRISE!
>>29494657
it wouldn't be the same without all of our fellow robots..shit i'm even starting to miss egg man now..
i hope this cancer is just a summer thing..fucking normies taking the only thing i have left
I'm pretty sure most of the real robots are on secret irc channel or underground sites.
But as the REAL robot i haven't any contact woth anyone if not in the anonymous form, so, i don't know where they are.
>>29494729
give me what i need and I will make the threads every day until I run out of money to pay these bills
We say there a few robots left here but I think it's not quite as bad as it appears. There are at least 3 threads like this in the first 2 pages alone. We're here, we just need to get organised.
>broke up with girlfriend and started dating another girl
Actually on the fiest page. At this rate r9k is going to be much worse than tumblr
>>29494771
Bestchan /r9k/ perpetual woman hate thread
>>29494863ill try my best to save our people captain
>>29492541
Its a raid.
I know you're thinking 'who the fuck would raid us' don't think too hard about it, these people get paid to find places to fuck with for Hillary and the progressive cause.
It will be until after the election, so hold on.
>>29494813
>>29494753
>>29494258
Heed my fucking words:
There is no safe place on the internet, except the one we make ourselves for ourselves. And yes, this includes moderation. But the beauty of filters os that of self-moderation. We cut them out at the root and create our own encampment within /r9k/.
Yes, it is an inageboard. But it's ours and it MEANS SOMETHING to us. Do your part and stop fighting amongst yourselves. Screen them the fuck out.
>>29494710
We need a poopoo peepee pepe comeback or some other Pepe variant that offends normies or creeps them out.
>>29495118
enough poopoo and peepee and GBP might have an effect
>>29495014
>fighting is for losers, lets just exile ourselfs
you are old enough to know its better to be hated than ignored
>>29495118
Ask /pol/ and /int/ to help with the raid
>>29495198
>Ask /pol/ and /int/ to help with the raid
>>29494657
>>29494735
Take me with you.. i dont want it to end like this.
>muh comfy good boy board
>>29492695
>bro
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG
I'm a NEET, summer does not make a difference whatsoever in my life.
