>Walk into bedroom
>See this
What do you do?
burn my house down
no demons allowed in this plain
try to fuck it
>>29491833
reeeeeeaaaallllyyyy anon?
>>29491755
See how many things I can staff in her cowpuss.
>>29492123
Yeah, why not? I don't see the issue.
>>29491755
puke because of the smell
>>29492123
she looks like a croissant
>>29492155
Good for you then
heh, I'd like to see you try
*teleports out of the room*
gg croissant
>>29492537
>Teleport into kitchen
>See this
What do?
>>29491755
Smile because I legally get to murder a burglar who has no chance of getting away.
>>29492952
I would suck on those titties tbqh
>open the door, see that thing and close it right away
>yell downstairs "holy fucking shit there is something really fucking weird in my room."
>sister comes upstairs "what is it?"
>I swear to god there is some 600 pound woman on my bed.
>open the door again and both of us scream
>call mom on the phone
>"mom there's a fat woman in my bed and I'm really disturbed"
>mom comes home and calls 911 or something
dive in
>>29492952
She would be a legit 10/10 if she wasn't that fucking fat. She'd be perfect if she was just chubby.
>>29493068
this I would too
>>29492466
okay this one has to be fake. i don't know how but it HAS to be fake.
>>29491755
Turn queer and never look back
>>29492952
her tits look like pepe's eyes and stomach rolls looks like a smiley face
>>29492952
lvl 2: nightmare mode
hope to hell she doesn't see me out of her peripheral.. enjoy your burnt grilled cheese foxy roxxie
>>29492123
How does the poop get through those cheeks?
>tfw my areolas are larger than hers and I'm average weight
Why live
>I'd try anything once.
pic related
"yay a trampoline"
I want to roll her off the bed and see how the waves jiggle.
she flexible as fuck!
>>29491755
Rent crane, move to trash dump.
>>29491755
get my forklift ready to move the trash where it belongs
sjw safe space on tumblr
i would impregnate every fat girl posted on this thread
>>29493091
Found the 13 year old
Origin a l
>>29492466
Don't be afraid to get in there.
>Walk into garden
>See this
What do?
>>29493585
Most of it doesn't. There's always a build-up of shit in there
>>29492952
Freak out that the bacon has come back to life and is seeking revenge.
>>29493585
it doesn't anon
it doesn't get through those cheeks
>>29491770
Do you have any idea how long that fat would fuel the fire for?
>>29494026
trade food and a blowjob for helping her up
>>29493585
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my 360 controller.
>>29495192
Pics of your tugboat gf pls.
>>29492164
you deserve this (You)
>>29495192
>Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my 360 controller.
Are you fucking serious???? I mean really; are you just bullshitting for a laugh or are you actually being honest here???
>>29495457
feces particles would be more accurate
>>29495457
>>29495237
it's a several year old copypasta, redditors.
>>29492952
she would actually have an attractive face if she wasn't a total fucking lardass
what a shame
>>29495192
What the fuck? I dated a fat girl and she had no problems cleaning or shaving herself. Her asshole was cleaner than all the skinny girls I've dated. Sounds like your gf never learned proper hygiene.
>>29492952
Facefuck and cum in her throat
Not half bad m8
>tfw no fat belly gf
theres degenerates on this board THIS VERY second into these fat, disgusting pigs
>>29491755
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Like a real nigga.
>>29496044
>360 degrees
>walk away
>>29492952
this comment is pretty damn original, I tell you
>>29491755
I was going to say kill it but there's no way I could pierce that many layers of fat to reach the heart. luckily, it will die on its own in a matter of months due to atherosclerosis, i just need to find a replacement home in the mean time
>>29495192
nice copypasta from bbw-chan
>>29491755
call the police, press charges and sue.
Literally spray projectile vomit, consisting mainly of my own feces, some Aqua Velva,and a little bit of bile across the ceiling and walls, which would magically spell out the phrase 'YOU ACTUALLY WORKED HARD TO GET LIKE THIS, DAY AFER DAY, AFTER DAY'
>>29491755
>>29492123
She's too far out of my range of preference (skelly-obese)
>>29492952
She's alrightIs there something wrong with me
>>29491755
I dive right in, nothing like fucking a fat girl that's ready to go. It's like fucking a large warm pillow with breasts. You can really grab hold and just fuck away.
>>29492123
>>29492466
>>29492952
>>29491755
just get the fuck away AHHHH!!!!!
>>29492952
probably grab her huge ass
>>29491755
Id take one look. Then just do a 360 and walk away.
Get in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Then call the cops.
>>29496592
It's a meme you silly newfriend
Is it just me, or are fat people amazing in that they are not dead?
The human body is fucking resiliant.
>>29491755
Climb inside and be a fetus.
>>29492123
If I was in the mood, yes, yes I most likely would. It just feels too good.
>>29491755
Attempt to negotiate, if I can't convince it to leave peacefully I'll put it down.
>>29491755
Try to draw aggro and keep the pressure off the healer while the DPS circles around to the back
>>29491755
Vomit extensively until my intestines come up, hopefully I die from the blood loss
>>29491755
Mommy why your ass is like that and wheres the hole I came out from
>>29493585
I was wonderign the same thing
>>29493585
I watched a documentary on a lady who weighed nearly 900 pounds, and the poop doesn't really get through the cheeks, at least not smoothly. Basically, whenever she had to shit, her husband would have to make her ass lean off the edge of the bed, spread her ass cheeks/other fat folds, and then she'd drop a deuce in a bucket that he set on the floor. Then he'd wipe her off with a wet towel and then he would put baby powder on her.
Understandably, he wasn't always around to do this (because one of them had to work) so she shat herself quite often. She had a lot of open sores on her butt that were submerged in her fecal matter 24/7 which of course made her especially susceptible to infections.
>>29492164
you definitely deserve another (You)
someone with photoshop talent please do something about this
>>29491755
I would grab my scarf and go outside for a walk. And hope it was all just a hallicunation.
burn everything down
>>29496911
right, I can't unsee it now. good job lad.
>>29499916
>900 pounds
How the fuck
>>29491755
not today fatfuck
>>29495192
asfdsgh
>>29494026
>call animal rescue because there is a beached whale struggling to get back into the water
UNF THICC
>>29491755
Looks like something you'd find in a coral reef.
Disgusting but at the same time intriguing. How long do you reckon it would shake for if you gave it a slap?
>>29491833
Maybe if you were a gymnast.
>>29495192
>Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend.
You deserve a fucking cookie for that. Heartily laughed.
Fuck the shit out of her because
>This is literally my fetish
>>29502485
>my fetish is fucking planets
Trump is in this thread!
>>29497662
I'm with bebob & rocksteady over here. This BBW shit is wretched. Makes me gag on a basic, caveman level. Pic related. mfw.
Not trying to shame you weirdos, we all have kinks, I just really have a hard time understanding :/
>>29491755
barricade the door, put water pipe through window,
set the cooking timer to 12 months.
open it up, and have my delicious skinny qt
>>29491755
oh man you better believe i'd go to pound town on that fucking hot piece of ass. i mean look at it. those legs in the air. fuck. high test. those folds are perfect buffers for uber dongage.
>>29493444
thisis my nightmare fuel
>>29493444... anon is on to something
>>29499916
>900 pounds and can't shit properly
>Still has a husband
>>29502572
you steam a good ham
>>29491755
I love disgusting hamplanets like that holy shit
Imagine being her slave tbqh
>You better pleasure me, or I'll sit on your skinny worthless body for a week
>>29491755
We need more OP
>>29502986
>someone recolour pls
>mfw this thread
truly, originally a comment
i'm so devoid of social interaction i'd probably just sit down and talk to her, hopefully it would eventually lead to sex
>>29494026
find a way to switch bodies with her
>>29491755
bump, need more hamplanets tbqh
>>29502986
>>29493444
here you go, one fatrolls pepe for you
>>29492952
lasso her and bring her back to the barn
>>29491755
her titties and two bellies look like a rare smug pepe
