one (1) suicide pact gf available
I will drive to anywhere in the US to hang out with you and have fun until we run out of money and then I want to commit suicide together. I'm too afraid to do it by myself.
I'm not much of a looker but I'm kind and a decent cook...
pic unrelated
>>29491754
this is something i would seriously consider if i had money to get to america
what are your reasons?
t. 27khv who lost the hope for the world and tried to hang himself in a forest but the rope failed and i pussied out
come to Louisiana baby girl and We can blow all my money and then kill ourselves
>>29491754
This appeals to me. I would do this. But I'm in Canada. care to cross a boarder?
mfw she has no money so we just blow mine and then she dosent kill herself
>>29491915
I'm severely mentally ill and have always dreamt of suicide, since I was little. after the last six years of constant shit and not being able to get my life together in even the tiniest way, only constantly fucking things up more and more, I've decided it is time. I tried to kill myself once with pills and ended in the psych ward. never do pills. I'm 24 by the way.
>>29491974
tell me about yourself? how old are you? why do you want to die?
>>29491754
I'm in South Africa, is that too far?
My oldest friend killed himself by walking into a black township at night to get shot in the head, so I could also do that.
>>29492042
I don't have a passport. do you need one to travel between US and Canada?
>>29492053
I'm serious :(
>>29492074
were you diagnosed? there's rarely a day when i'm not thinking about finally ending it. i've also been in a quite serious traffic accident a year ago and somehow i believe that i wasn't supposed to survive it. i even attempted to reject the treatment but i was really physically weak that time and all i could do was just to lie down and get over it. it also left me with some permanent physical damage.
i'm well stocked on the blood pressure pills but the fear ending like you is quite discouraging.
sometimes i feel more like a watcher of my life flowing like a stream of steaming shit, instead of living it.
>>29492251
I've been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, major depressive disorder with psychotic features, and PTSD which is also from a car accident i had four years ago.
I relate a lot with what you said about being a helpless onlooker to your own life, just watching as everything goes to shit...
don't do pills. the chance of fuckuppery is too high.
>>29491754
Where do you reside right now?
I'm pretty suicidal in Washing state. Don't know if I'll commit to suicide but I might, but I'll make sure you kill yourself when we're done.
>>29491754
Sounds good to me, I can cook pretty well too. I'm in central US post contact info pls. Temporary works
>>29491754
Suicide is never the answer! Your friend Stanley Phillips here, dropping by to let you know there's always hope! Life has many twists and turns but it has a knack of always straightening itself out in the end. Stay strong, the worst is already over!
Always keep hope in your heart, and remember I will always be with you when you need me the most~~
Im in California anon, drive here.
We can go out to a National Park, walk to a cliff end and while holding hands jump.
Or jump on the tip of the cliff edge so it looks like we fell by accident.
We can leave a selfie stick on the floor too
>>29492443
meds are not helping or are you not taking them? i'm scared shitless of the psychiatric's or even psychologist's because i don't know what they would might eventually find. i don't consider myself as an edgelord but i feel there's something wrong in me.
sometimes i'm having uncontrollable flashbacks from that accident which always strikes me with a panic and speeds up my heartbeat but it's usually gone after few moments. and sometimes i'm dreaming about it. but i don't associate these with any kind of ptsd.
yeah, sometimes i feel like there are some people who are not worthy of being happy, me including. because when i touch something, it turns to shit. it's like a fucking jinx or something.
they would perhaps work on some remote place where you couldn't be found quick enough. but that's considering a fact you take a lethal dose.
>>29492489
it's not important.
>>29492578
it's no fun if we don't go together :/
>>29492613
I'm at work so i can't get one of those temp emails because it'll disappear if my mobile ip changes. do you have kik, or would you get it?
>>29492963
flashbacks and dreams reliving the accident are a classic symptom of ptsd. it's probably all you'd need to get a diagnosis. I was taking meds for years but recently gave up on them - they never helped. I've tried loads of things and nothing once helped.
I think some people are truly "cursed" from the beginning. dat genetic lottery
>>29492710
jumping off a cliff sounds thrilling, I'd want to make sure a suicide note was found, though, rather than have my family make fun of me for falling to my death.
>>29492443
>bpd
lmao. everyone ignore this whore, women with BPD threaten suicide daily for attention
>>29493243
if I wasn't serious, why would I post something that detracts from my credibility? you try having a personality disorder and NOT wanting to kill yourself every day.
>>29493414
Try not having a personality disorder and still wanting to kill yourself everyday. At least in your case it's not really your fault
>>29493505
isn't it? what's the difference? I don't think suicidal ideations are ever really anyone's fault.
>>29493505
Try abloobloo and hublublu and still wanting to wahwahwazooo, faggot
Fag fag fag
OP let's be friends
I'm not going to kill myself but I'll pretend I will until you run off and do it on your own
OP you should jump in and kill the person before they get a chance to off themselves. Maybe you just need to feel like you've accomplished something to get you out of this rut of yours.
Food for thought, and thoughts for the soul, good luck with your attempted death
>>29493551
Considering I'm a useless opiate addict it's pretty much my fault
>>29493552
>whiteknights on /r9k/
Can we fuck our brains out first and will you come to Albuquerque
>>29491754
You a girl or a boy, OP?Are you Isabel?
>>29493587
You caught me
You're so fuckin right
Why are you still alive? I thought you wanted to kill yourself. I don't like the idea of someone as correct as you continuing to exist.
>>29493615
Cause I'm afraid to actually kill myself so I'm going to keep getting high and shitpost till I od.
>>29493655
>ODing on opiates
>>29493689
Opiods,opiates wtf ever. Oxymorphone and heroin
>>29493655
But if you acknowledge your righteousness, then extinguishing yourself would be doing a wrong to the world (by virtue of destroying a right)
Why would you let that happen, little bitch?
>>29493722
Cause the world dosent deserve such intelligence.
>pretend to be suicidal to join suicide pact
>secretly contact police to fill them in on what's happening
>meet up with partner to distract them and lead them into police trap
>mfw they're taken to a mental hospital
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>29491754
hook up threads belong on >>>/soc/ you stupid cunt
>>29493750
And apparently neither do you, considering how willing you are to destroy it. You must actually have been an idiot all along.
>>29493799
How did you see thru such a ruse? You must be the one of higher intelligence here.
OP I know what you are doing, and I just have to tell you I don't agree with it. You are not morally correct to do this to anybody who actually believes you, they are sad and naive. They are not bad people.
>>29493831
Hm, that's true. You're probably too dumb to kill yourself right, now that I think about it.
>>29491754
Maybe if you were a girl. I don't wanna spend my last living hours with no cock-having niggas.
>>29493587
I've never done opiates. should i give them a try?
>>29493595
ah god, NM in the summer, what a scourge... i hate heat.. but i guess it wouldn't be too bad. are you kv? don't you think sex might make you want to live?
>>29493876
I'm not sure what you think I'm doing. I'm only trying to find someone who wants to kill themselves to come and kill themselves next to me killing myself so it isn't so lonely, and maybe we could make each other happy in our last moments.
>>29494210
>I've never done opiates.
Yea, I mean they are great at first then your tolernece goes up and you start getting sick if you don't have them. Then you get to the point were you can't get high from snorting anymore so you Start jabbing fucking needles in your arm. Then your tolernece goes up again and you wake up at 3 or 4 am and have to do a shot cause you're sick and want to go back to bed. By then all you can think about is getting cash for your next hit even if you have a decent amount left.
Do yourself and don't touch opiates. It's really not worth the ride
>>29491754
I can help you out with the suicide as long as I get to fuck your corpse afterwards.
>>29494210
NM guy, 27 not kv but incredibly depressed stuck in a dead end life going nowhere
May as well do something enjoyable and its stupid but why not cum and go at the same time
>>29494306
that's not the deal, pal
>>29494305
isn't a heroin od pretty easy though? sure you choke on your own vomit but you're drugged up and passed out, I'd think it would be one of the more pleasant ways to go.
>>29494362
so why kill yourself?
>>29494568
NM guy, to speed up the process
Why deal with decades of loneliness in a dead end life with no prospects in any field
And if you are wondering why don't I just do it already it's like you said yourself, so it isn't so lonely and to know that for a little while I was with someone that wanted and needed me there more than anyone else when it mattered the most
I've got about $17k in savings and currently out on bail facing two counts of murder one along with a few other charges. I'm thinking about having some fun before offing myself. What kind of stuff are you trying to do before you go?
>>29494568
Are you wanting to try heroin as a way to cope or for suicide? Yea, overdose are pleasent, I od'd Frome heroin and Valium like a year or so ago. It was nice till the paramedics hit me with the narcan. It was easily the most painful experience of my life. If you choose to use heroin for suicide make sure no one finds you for a while
PLEASE COME TO ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND KILL YOURSELF WITH ME!!! I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO COMMIT DOUBLE SUICIDE FOR THE LONGEST BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS ANT TO DO IT WITH ME. PLEASE COME!!!
We could use [s4s] shitty site they made like a year and a half ago.
>>29494631
so you are sure it won't get any better?
do you wanna post a contact email? like i said i can't use a temp one but I'll send you my Skype or something if you wanna talk more.
>>29494740
maybe both? I'd want to use heroin to have some good feels before i die.
>>29494695
wat
>>29494746
tell me about yourself, Georgia friend.
>>29494785
>s4s
>suicide for suicide
brilliant
>>29494695
neat
did you actually commit the murders?
I don't know if you were looking for a dude or not but if you wanna spend your last moments with a gal pal I'm ready to go, Illinois here. I'd be up for some fun and done :)
>>29491754
could we maybe have sex during this?
just a tip for our suicidal friends, you dont need fancy pills or rope or whatever to kill yourself, getting cyanide is incredibly easy
grab 1-2 measuring cups of apple seeds, grind them up in a blender, soak them in water for 30+ min, then strain out the chunks. pure cyanide. a single cup of seeds should be enough to kill an adult male.
note: only do this if you actually want to die, this will 100% kill you
>>29495601
You missed a step. Add sodium hydroxide to the crushed Apple seeds for maximum lethality
>>29492168
Is it really that bad? Can you tell me more about it? Normie lurking here interested in visiting SA
>>29495601
>mfw you just taught me how to make poison
/mischief/ indeed
>>29495656
you can also make high grade napalm by mixing equal parts gasoline and styrofoam in a drum.
1. crumble styrofoam into chunks and place in barrel/drum
2. pour in equal part gasoline and slowly mix
3. allow the styrofoam to absord the gasoline and become a mush. add gas/foam to achieve a desired "syrup" consistency
4. ???
5. enjoy your napalm
>>29495321
Throwaway882255@gmail
Wont be able to skype for a couple hours when I get off work though
>>29495601
Noted. Thank you, anon.
Can we go to Montreal and drink ourselves to deal/do heroin until we OD?
But now I read your post and I'm conceiving you as an actual person, and I wouldn't want to help you die.
>>29495705
I better try and learn about the volatility of napalm, I don't wanna burn myself to death.
Thanks
>>29495764
Look man we're all gonna die
You can't save a life you can only extend it
Why extend a shitty life that would only get worse there's just no point
>>29491754
tfw you add random qt grill on facebook, and figure what the hell?, might as well shoot her a message and she actually likes you and tells you to come visit her but you have no way to get there
>>29491754
Can you describe what you look like?
>>29495825
I wish people would understand this. If you fail and live, it can fuck up your life, but it's worth it for the amazing relief after you hero.
>>29495490
where in Illinois? I'm actually close by.
>>29495764
then that defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
>>29495945
why does it matter? I'm going to rot the same as the rest of you.
>>29496090
>why does it matter? I'm going to rot the same as the rest of you.
Because you're offering a girlfriend service. Why doesn't a suicidal person you're seeking just kill themselves without you; they'll rot the same without you.
Can a non-meme gender person get in on this train?
The rules are a bit different for me, though.
You come out to where I am at, and I buy you a .308 and one round. All you have to do is aim for the head.
You get a .308 and the thrill of killing a failed normie out of it.
Anybody interested?
OP just wants attention and wont respond if you reach out to them, fucking typical
Why are there no pics of OP
>>29496090
north of Chicago, but ill be goin a few hours south if i'm still alive in 2 months
>>29493603No, I don't even use that Gondolda anymore. Geeeeeze.
>>29496867
Be my gf please
Thanks
>>29496933
No.
Geeze.
>>29496962
Be a paI
>>29496982
Alright. You're hired.
>>29496218
the point here isn't to get qt3.14 gf. if i could be someone's qt3.14 gf maybe i wouldn't wanna kill myself.
>>29496218
Ed G.
>>29496643
u wot
>>29496789
s-skype?
>>29496933
>>29496982
She has been taken by the Despair Cult. You have to defeat Vyro if you wish to have her.
>>29491754
OP do you do anal?
Also another chicago fag here
>>29497031
What? I would never join such a low tier cult. Do not post that image, that is not a rock fact.
>>29497031
Fuck off
She is my pal^5
I'm really interested desu. If I don't get accepted into the Military I will do this for/with you.
>>29491754
I'm willing to do this. I'm going to be moving to Reno in a month or so. Can you go there?
>>29491754
>>29497113
I'm in south Michigan right now.
>>29497031
>>29497055
I don't want her in my cult, and she's certainly not allowed in
Begone, fact-fabricator
>>29497190
What? Why even would I want to be in your lame cult in the first place?
Mine was objectively better. And cooler. Jeeze.
>>29491754
>Its a " i'm a whining pussy who wants to commit suicide but wont do it in a definitive way "episode
>>29496643
I fail to see how that is more cancerous than all the guys in this thread willing to kill themselves or aid in suicide to potentially get laid
>>29491754
I need a girl to come live with me for awhile and cook and clean for me. Would you be up for that? You can still leave and commit suicide if you hate it. Will cover all the bills.
>>29497351
Pretty sure she wants to travel across the states. Not be your little maid.
How much money do you have?
I'm in Vegas.
You have my attention.
>>29497371
She also wants to kill herself so clearly her priorities are slightly fucked. I'm pretty sure this is a decent alternative.
Besides, it goes without saying that some travel is possible with me.
>>29497020
sure. my throwaway email is [email protected]. Email me there and ill give you my skype
>>29497113
the military is stupid, don't waste your time
>>29497147
so many responses, i didn't realize...
>>29497351
can... i bring my cat?
>>29497406
not a lot, lol. I figure if i get plans set in stone I'd take some time to sell all my things, and use that money for a small dying celebration.
>>29498123
Cats are against my lease, but I'm renting an entire house and my landlord never comes over unexpectedly so it's probably fine. Is my house gonna smell like cat poops? I'd be pretty upset if my house smelled like cat poops.
Do you have a throwaway or something I could skype/kik/email you on?
>>29498123
My throwaway : [email protected]
>>29498159
not if you take good care of the litter box, which isn't hard to do. people whose house smells like cat poops are not very bright.
my kik is ephemeryl.
>>29491754
My work is near the interstate and some days its hell and others its not as hell. Well I've made a suicide pact with half of my coworkers to walk out and jump off the bridge onto the interstate on the 4th of July its the best thing that has ever happened to me, the suicide pact group increases in number each day I have 15 people who I know won't bitch out so I'm fucking hyped
>>29495397
My lawyer advises that I tell people no.
