Anybody else think the concept of sex is really weird? Putting your dick into a vagina and being so close to somebody else just blows my mind.
>>29491503
Yeah, it's definitely a really weird concept. Pretty much every bodily function is pretty weird, though.
>>29491503
Blows your mind, huh?
That's funny because all it blows for me is my load
Same here, but it not only blows my mind; it terrifies me and grosses me out.
what does vagina juice smell like
>>29491503
Being close to someone is a foreign concept to me.
>>29491503
Yeah, even being a friend with a girl sounds alien to me. Sex is an astonishing concept for me.
>>29491503
Sex with my gf is the first and last thing I want to do every single day. Sliding my dick into her warm wet pussy is like coming inside from a snowstorm and curling up next to a warm fire.
I also love licking up all of her vaginal mucus and how my dick smells like it even hours after we last had sex.
>>29491503
Yeah, I don't recommend messing with it. It feels highly significant and like you're activating some horrible primal forces within your animal memory that could hijack your brain and tear your life asunder.
Just Jack It(TM) instead.
>>29491568
Bad usually, because the news/Jews told women to stop douching because of pH balance.
If clean though, the same as a dog. Don't ask how I know that though.
>straight
>have gf of 1 year
>love her
>love the female body
>love the way a perfect shaved pussy looks (not realistic)
>absolutely disgusted by all the gross shit in a pussy that comes out/collects inbetween showers
>grossed out by hairy slimy pussies like OP
>Can't get hard enough to penetrate for the third time
> girl seems disappointed
I'm gona get cucked am I
How does one even get hard enough
>>29491568
99.99% bad
people will tell you "only bad pussy smells bad" but they're full of shit. Just because it doesn't make you puke doesnt mean "clean" pussy smells good.
>>29491568
kind of sweet/vanillay but... weird.
>>29491503
Youre a hyperevolved group of atoms observing the universe navigating a digital interface, everything we experience is a fucking wild miracle of fate
>>29491503
That actually looks very comfy
>>29491503
That picture is strangely cute and only a little sexy.
>No girl trusts you enough to play with and examine her private parts
>you will never feel around inside her
>you will never play with her juices between your fingers
For an autist like me that level of intimacy is unimaginable which is why it hurts me even more that normies fuck each other like its nothing but i cant even get a hello from them
>>29491924
go to a gas station and buy a boner pill if it has a rhino on it it will be good
>>29492704
>no girl trusts you enough to play with and examine her
you need to "build" trust by kinda being a dick
>you will never feel around inside her
what is fingering for 500, alex?
>you will never play with her juices between your fingers
it actually smells pretty bad unless she eats a shit ton of fruits like pineapples, etc.
>>29491568
It doesn't smell that bad. It smells kind of like the non-stinky kind of sweat, like the sweat you get on the crease behind your knee. But it's got an extra pheromone-y smell to it that makes you want to sniff it
keep telling yourself that every time you fuck your body pillow
>>29491859
>>29491936
>>29491939
>>29493784
So are you women or normals
>>29493713
>being a normalfag
Orijinaru
To me, the smell of pussy differs depending on whether or not she has showered recently. It seems that if she hasn't showered, it is often a body odor/fishy smell. If she has showered, it is a bit of the same, but much milder. It also!most smells good in an unexplainable sort of way. Likely because it's a fucking pussy, and men are meant to fuck them.
>>29493821
>women or normals
>or
come on anon
>>29493821
girl >>29491939
>>29493713
>it actually smells pretty bad unless she eats a shit ton of fruits like pineapples
i don't eat a lot of fruit and like i said, sweet/vanilla-y with some sort of funk.
>>29491503
I think about this a lot actually. Its why I don't have sex with people I'm not invested in or attached to. It's such an intimate action with another person I dont understand how people have ti so freely. You're literally putting yourself inside another person and becoming one. I don't wanna do that with just anyone.
>tfw so sexless and have no chance of having sex that sex seems like a foreign, alien thing that only exists in movies.
>>29491568
I dated a fat girl and her vagina juice smelled like doritos
i wish i was joking ):
>>29491503
I'm not even lying when I say this but once when I was having sex I kept thinking about how weird sex really is and it gave me mild psychosis then I came.
>>29491503
Someone find me more porn exactly like this dear God please.
>>29491568
sweat, like the kind that gathers at the top end of your ass crack on a hot day
and suffocating
>>29491568
dull, sweaty salty, it taste like blood on the inside.
>>29496427
>it tastes like blood on the inside.
wtf no
>>29496443
no like a lot of blood, like and open wound, like iron.
>>29491568
It smells like a bag of sand
>>29491568
Here's your answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfGD1sV9Tyk
>>29496460
Definitely not my experience famalam
>>29496541
its ok I only tasted one in my life how your pussy tasted like anon?
>>29496553i only tasted one as welli don't really know how to describe it honestly, certainly wasn't metallic tho.
>>29496585
should i taste my own for research
>>29496541
nah, he's right. also the smell of dried piss and chicken.
>still thinking sex is real
>current year
what even is sex. it cant possibly be real can it?
>>29496606
>my own
pls taste your pussy and report back, femanon.
>>29491503
God, that's fucking disgusting. I think I've evolved into a full on faggot instead of just an occasional cute-boy masturbator
>>29491503
your not alone anon
>>29497045
You probably always were. I want it so badly wheever I see something like that.
![tumblr_mg1p2kgE661rxq5qio2_400-1444757844[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/vpwz0zv.gif "tumblr_mg1p2kgE661rxq5qio2_400-1444757844[1].gif")
>tfw you will never feel the warm wet hug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEexUu8J6Lc
>>29491503
Lol no. I feel quite differently. It blows my mind that this woman has the choice of literally and dick she wants and she chose mine. It blows my mind that there is an entrance to a woman that PERFECTLY fits the male counterpart. So much so that men have killed for it. Men have gone broke for it. Killed themselves for it. It blows my mind that I have experienced this pleasure, and I do agree there are few feelings better than sex. However ill never understand a mans drive to go such extreme measures for just a feeling...
> im high
>see all this porn featuring pussy slime shit
>mfw I find it absolutely fucking disgusting
not saying "eww axe wound vagina so gross lol", but specifically the liquids that come out of it are in no universe appealing at fucking all
that webm made me want to puke
>>29497808
>mfw
>doesn't post face
mfw =/= tfw
>>29491503
yeah, it's fucking bizarre
I've gotten to the point where I don't even want sex, the actual act itself seems repulsive to me in almost a lovecraftian way. I just beat my dick a few times a day and that's plenty to satisfy the urgeit does nothing for the desire to emotionally connect with another human being though
>>29496460
was she on her period
???
>>29496760
No, it isn't. Its just propaganda to keep the robots and failed normies wasting their time with useless women and useless dating.
>>29491568
Like a real intoxicating sweat, it doesnt smell good but you cant stop, probably pheromones or some shit. No clue how it smells fresh though but I had my way with a few panties in unatended hampers in my time
>tfw you're a ghost that's trapped inside an organic computer which is piloting a skeleton covered in meat
>spooky
>>29491503
>being so close to somebody else just blows my mind.
Feels good, I imagine.
hugs are great even
