time for a drinking thread, for all us miserable bums
I've got some EW Bonded right now, what's your poison?
>>29491169
Why do you look like that?
Get a fucking haircut.
>>29491169
not this fucking faggot bitch
>>29491190
it's just how I look
>>29491204
get your fucking dick cut off, cunt
hahahahah how are you still alive you pathetic little man
>>29491224
Okay.. you should try not looking like that
>>29491210
Hi OfficialHomo! glad to see you're not dead of AIDS yet
>>29491240
because I'm not a weak bitch like you
>>29491169
You look like you're dying slowly. It actually made me sad. I need to quit drinking. I drank a whole bottle of vodka last night instead of studying for my Physics 2 exam and I think I did poorly. I just opened a 40oz of E 40 and it's 3:43 pm.
>It's a 54m50n abuse thread
I am having a pretty nice evening. Also, there's a pretty cool story behind this bottle
>>29491169
EW Bonded is excellent for the money. Have you tried EW 1783?
>>29491293
only killing yourself will make you happy, try it sometime
>>29491289
that's the whole fucking point
>>29491295
what is the story?
>>29491318
>he's being a sour cunt after getting bullied
Don't blame us for your autism ;3c
>>29491169
good nite friendogud niet
>>29491318
Actually, doesn't seem funny enough to post here after retelling it in my head. It's just that the night of heavy drinking resulted in obtaining that bottle. Somehow.
>>29491289
I'll join you little bastards after work. 13 hours later when I get off, picking up a 30 rack of pbr and playing CS. Well, only 5 hours left.
>>29491350
I can blame you for being cunts though
>>29491315
not yet, maybe if I somehow get more money
>>29491426
post it anyway, faggot
>>29491318
You're just loving the attention, aren't you? Do you realize that if you grow up someday the immense cringe of remembering that you were a tripfag on /r9k/ posting pictures of yourself holding bottles of alcohol will be oh so torturous. And you will also remember yourself making a sassy reply to this post and others like it. Think about it man, the cringe will be relentless.
>>29491452
but you're the cunt
>>29491452
Well, I stumbled upon my boss on my way home. It was 7 am and I had a shift starting at 14. Boss saw me shitfaced as fuck, carrying an open Jack bottle closed with a newspaper because we lost the lid somewhere.
Must have been surprised when I arrived at work on time and in perfect condition.
OP why do you look like a waste of a human life? You should cut your hair, be more hygienic, learn a productive skill or trade and actually do something with your life.
>>29491516
Don't listen to him OP. Jus bee yuorself
>>29491516
OP got this far in life without taking unsolicited life advice from 19 year olds. No reason he should start now.
some bulleit rye tonight. How you gents doing
>>29491468
no u
>>29491454
probably not. I doubt I'll ever grow up, and if I do, by then my brain cells will be so rotten I won't even remember any of this
>>29491477
so he gave you a free bottle for showing up shitfaced yet still being able to perform your duties? nice
>>29491623
I know u r but wat am i?
>>29491623
No, where I got the bottle is a different story.
I met some old mates from the high school I dropped out of. I kinda wanted to show them my life is pretty cool, so I took them to liquor store and was like "pick anything you like".
Faggots couldn't even drink more than half of it so I have a pretty cool bottle for myself
>>29491169
You need to stop drinking so much. You're going to end up in the tenderloin at this rate
>>29491743
that's where I belong, shitting myself to death in a dark alley
>>29491683
and they picked JD? your friends have poor taste
>>29492092
I don't know, I kinda like it. Not my fave thing out there, but yeah, kinda like it.
drinking beer nothing else
>>29491169
>Drinking on a Thursday night
You're either a NEET or irresponsible. Save that shit for tomorrow night nigger
>>29492259
NEET, but also irresponsible
>>29492229
which kind/brand of beer?
>>29491169
Haha mind if I join you friend?
>>29491190
He's an alcoholic who posts on /soc/ a lot. And if his threads dont get a lot of attention over there he posts them on r9k.
I hope he dies soon.
>>29492423
you got it the wrong way around, I hate /soc/
>>29492419
go back to Bulgaria
>>29492419
is this really you? i havent seen this dude in a while
>>29492379
pilsner, not the best but it better than water
>>29492452
Nah. I see your threads there all the time. I go to /soc/ to photoshop roasties into ugly whores occasionally.
>>29491454
>if you grow up someday
He has the assburgers and is pickling himself.
I'm pretty sure this is it for 54m50n.
>>29492495
I post here more often though, and with more passion. I only ever post on /soc/ for attention
>>29492474
Pilsner can be decent, just not American Pilsner
>>29492514
I miss that robot, he always showed up in my ugly threads
>>29491618
even here no one talks to me. My life is garbage.
>>29492566
whatever man. your thread is still /soc/ cancer. We already have enough of that shit here.
>>29492629
kek most ppl on here dont have anything good to say anyways
>>29492495
>I go to /soc/ to photoshop roasties into ugly whores occasionally.
I love doing that to roasties.
Every time somebody posts that one fucking ginger fucking the average girl on r9k I photoshop her.
>>29492566
some german beer called Leikeim
>>29492629
Hi
>>29491448
>proud of working
loool dis nigga
>>29492629
yeah you right but i am alone haha
>>29492690
whats up man. You in germany?
>>29492649
you are cancer
>>29492629
if people don't like you IRL, they definitely don't online
>>29492656
damn quoted myself. Yeah you right but im a lonely sob mane
>>29492766
NEET in NRW, so nothing better to do than drinking
>>29492831
ah gotchya man. I am in Rheinland-Pfalz.
It's Quebec's National day, St-Jean-Baptiste, every froggie will get hella drunk tonight.
>>29492789
>you are cancer
nice comeback bro
>>29492379
>NEET
How old are you 54m50n? I started drinking at age 14 but the type 1 alcoholism really set in at age 21.
>>29491169
Just got off work after almost 10 hours. My throat has been killing me but I still poured myself a Tito's vodka and OJ. That's all I drink anymore.
>>29491618
Bullit is fucking good and I hate whiskey. It's like the one whiskey I will happily drink, but that shit's gotta be straight, nig.
>>29492092
Trust me man, no one deserves to live in the TL, or shit in alleys. You need to figure out a hustle, mane.
thread relevant: It's a little low-grade but Save mart had handles of Black Velvet for $13.
>desk covered in cans
>glass bottle on the floor
>tfw you star stacking your cans
>graduated monday, family gave me money and alcohol
>2 bottles of macnish whisky, skyy vodka and a captain morgan jamaican rum aswell as a 8 pack of svaneke beer.
i .. i... i dont think they know? or do they just think its morbidly funny?
>>29491169
My brother has like 2 grams of kief, I swiped a gram and he did not notice
I have a quarter of sour diesel
A bottle of Becherovka
A bottle of Jager spice
A bottle of Jager straight
4 cans of Copenhagen mint
2 cans of general snus
one can of Odins vanilla
one can of Odins mint
a 30 rack of pbr
an 18 pack of miller high life
4 days off work
Lets bend niggas
>>29492898
it's true though
>>29492943
22, and my boozecoholism set in fully at the same age
>>29493040
there is no hustle for a guy too broken for any work
>>29493096
they know, they want you to die faster so they don't have to deal with you
>>29493006
aww yee man. I only ever drink it straight
>>29493173
If you're mentally broken, get on neetbux. You're in the bay so you've got some extra options most people don't have. I know S.F. used to be giving people free advocates if they came through SFGH's mental ward.
>>29493173
Dude, there are a lot of fucking people who go through intense alcoholism in their early twenties. You are only 22. Fucking get over it and be successful. Every human has the potential. Even if they are an atheist fuck who thinks life is pointless like I imagine you are. Fine some meaning other than alcohol. Get past the withdrawal and do it, you crazy fucking fool.
I'm from Santa Clara, what part of the bay are you in 54m50n?
>>29491169
rolling
if dubs or odds I get alcohol and cigarettes
if evens something special happens instead
LET'S GO ALREADY
Tonight's red.
I used to drink cheap whiskey but switched to moose light since beer seems to mesh better with being on a bunch of anti-psychotics..and only drink about 7-8 a night. Moose Light is like the Atlantic Canadian Bud Light.
where the hell's the barkeep at?
>>29493572
Old one was going to die by august. Maybe he went early. Too bad if so, I liked him.
Other one is a recovering alcoholic, I gave him many legitimate reasons to drink his ass off and he may have done so and is passed out in his own piss by now.
Samson waits for like 5-6 posts before he replies, hes also likely piss drunk by now.
Ill barkeep for a bit.
Whats on your mind nigger.
>>29493674
I wait so I'm sure my posts bump the thread
>>29493553
nice. I have a couple bottles of Unruly Zinfandel, but I'm probably not going to open either until tomorrow
>>29491448
>People that look like this actually browse 4chan
>>29491404
Are you a woman? You look like a cunt anyways.
>>29491169
I really hate you above all tripfags you are the worst. You are not even a real alcoholic or depressed person, that is the most fucked up part of it, you actually do this as social networking. It's fucked dude.
>>29491448
You look like a wigger city dweller that stares down random guys and gives them rude looks on the street. When you are in a group, you will harass any young guy you see alone.
>>29491516
>>29491537
>>29491606
I agree with all of you. OP looks like a scumbag and should fix himself, but he should also be able to enjoy his own luxuries too. But still, he needs to snap out of his depression or whatever.
>>29493919
you are a real cancerous faggot though
please die painfully, slowly and alone
>>29493464
I don't. if I had potential, I would be out pursuing it right now
>>29493480
albany, just north of berkeley
beerfag here, got some wine now
>>29493464
he's a foamer, you think he's got potential? presuming alcoholism doesnt entirely consume him he might make into his 30s a chiseled wizard with something close to actual potential.
>>29494134
>wizard
but I'm already a non virgin
>>29494122
is it Zinfandel?
Kill yourself, Absalom
Your fucking parents own google and you still manage to be depressed.
Stop shitting up /r9k/
>>29494178
>Your fucking parents own google
That's hyperbolic, right?
>>29491618
you look like your name is evan
>>29493975
Ok, man. If you are gonna give up hope then you might actually deserve to die in your forties from alcoholism. I lurk slot and see your threads all the time, but damn. As an alcohol myself, I atleast attempt to quit and see a bit of value in myself. I just wish that you could see the same. If you don't atleast have hope, you will certainly fail and die.
>>29494193
His parents don't own it they worked for it or some shit.
I don't understand why google pays their employees so much
glad to see you're still around
>>29494178
lol what? dude, if my parents owned google, I wouldn't be worried at all about being a failure
>>29494218
I'm just hoping the booze kills me sooner rather than later. I really don't want to live past 45 or so
>>29494254
My uncle died of cirrhosis. It's not fun at all, mane
>>29494218
>long luxurious hair
>decent face
>tall
>big dick
Some dumb slut with a complex is going to find and "save" him- just you wait and see.
It'll be fucking enraging.
Then one of them will cheat, or she'll get mad about his 'tism, and he'll go edgemode for a season.
>>29494249
only my stepmum, and she's not at all high up in the company
>>29494122
Cheers m8
An original toast fROM a typical ribbet
>>29494285
Then how the hell did your family get so rich?
>>29494339
my grandfather and great grandfather on my mum's side got a bunch of money by being excellent doctors and making smart investments
>>29494254
Kek. Well enjoy your slow, horrific death. I'm sorry but I've lost all sympathy for you. Are you throwing up blood yet? If not, drink more faggot.
>>29494167
No some shit tasting wine from my parents
>tfw my parents wake up and give me normie advise at 3:30 am
I could never name fag. People gather so much information about you and use it against you for being a name fag.
Anonymity is Co zeeeeee
Sip
>>29494472
you can just go anon when you post something incriminating.
and then chuckle insidiously as nobody realizes as they are ensnared within the web of your keikaku.
>>29494542
Nah, I am no evil genius.
Though you sir, well, let's just say I have a theory.
Do you own a white Persian?
>>29494585
>Do you own a white Persian?
poured the last of my economy vodka down the sink earlier because i've been going into work drunk every day this week and people are starting to notice and comment. i limited myself to only 2 glasses last night so i could get to bed by 12am. wound up drinking 5 or 6 and hitting the pillow around 3am to get up for work at 7am. i was still quite drunk whilst driving to work this morning.
>>29494655
hey an good for you. I drinkvodka by the bottle an it sucks. good for you
>>29494655
just quit your shit job and drink away your last paycheck, it's not worth it anyway
>>29494629
Le purrrrrrr!
Le meeeeeeow.
>>29491169
>>29491295
>>29491448
>>29491618
>>29492229
>>29494122
Hey boys
What's on the agenda for this somber evening
>>29495103
Might go get booze.
Did treat myself to brunch today though, so that might be excessive.
>>29495103
Nice Jammie feller.
>>29491169
Hey Sampson, are you still working at that restaurant or did you quit? I don't drink, too prone to alcoholism. And I ran out of my quarter of weed. Not being a bitch about it because I have something called Swedish snus which is a safe way of getting nicotine which means getting the dopamine that I so desire.
>>29495103
alcohol and Gordon Ramsay shows
>>29495207
I quit. working in a restaurant sucks ass for the most part
>>29495227
>I quit. working in a restaurant sucks ass for the most part
It's probably too hot and you have to stand for hours. From one indolent person to another, I understand.
A bit irrelevant, but do you happen to play an instrument? Basing this mostly on, you guessed it,the hair.
>>29495227
I have always thought working in a restaurant has to be one of the toughest jobs.
Timing, staffing, ugly customers, serving, waste, planning.
It's a tough business to own and work in.
>>29494252
he'll always be around, why would that even incite a response from you?
>>29495245
it's also my allergies. tomatoes, potatoes, and peppers are basically impossible to avoid in 99% of restaurants, and it's quite likely I'll develop more allergies over time. it fucking blows, I love working with food, but my fucking shitty kike genes have fucked up my dreams
>>29495357
>tomatoes, potatoes, and peppers
Wow, are you also allergic to water? That's terrible.
>>29495454
They're all members of the nightshade family!
>>29491623
>I doubt I'll ever grow up, and if I do, by then my brain cells will be so rotten I won't even remember any of this
you remind me of me when I was your age. don't be surprised if decide you want to live after all in a few years
>>29495609
I might believe that about peppers and tomatos, but potatoes? It's a root vegetable.
>>29495696
First on this list
http://www.livestrong.com/article/367949-list-of-nightshade-vegetables-fruits/
>>29493975
why do you tripfags do it man, is it just the thirst for attention or something else?
>>29495732
Nice reference guy.
Thanks.
I learned something.
You some kind of Gardner savant?
>>29491190
Cuz he put Molly in his lean
>>29495454
yeah, it's really awful. my grandmother on my mum's side is allergic to so many foods, it's easier to list the ones she's not allergic to
Le lookame I am le alcoholic hehe
I went on /soc/ a while back and saw you post the exact same retarded shit, can you stop posting these reddit?
>>29495787
I do a lot of stuff, maintaining a garden is one thing.
but I think I always knew as a kid, because of fun history tidbits, like elizabethan audiences throwing tomatoes at boring actors because they thought that would poison and kill them, or that Incans bred the first edible potatoes and we only got to enjoy them after discovering the new world.
>>29492514
Lol you're a retard, Samantha
>>29492733
I dig the place, I like to keep moving. I get paid, all good, blood.
crabbies ginger beer basically ever day.
alcoholic fermented ginger beer is a rarity these days, unique deep & mature flavour and you can't even tell it's alcoholic.
>>29495894
Ha, cool, and here I thought the Irish were the first to enjoy the pomme de terre
>>29493937
Wigger? Nice one, man. You sound like the type who talks too much and thinks too little. Have a good night my friend!
>>29495931
The Irish love of potatoes actually came after both the Spanish and the English tried them out
>>29495965
>condescending numale post
Enjoy your tattoo of a pin-up lady and the herpes bruh hehe one love
Attentionwhore circlejerk
Die
>>29496018
>Die
b-but I just wanted to share facts about potatoes
>>29491169
Hello again Mr. Grishnack
Good to see you here again.
Quien es este drogadicto? Por que siempre hace este hilo de mierda?
>>29496018
>Attentionwhore circlejerk
Comes unironically from the tripfag
>>29496018
you die fag
>>29496045
now that's a name I haven't used in some time
>>29496100
I just recently deleted my only form of keeping in contact with you.
Do you still have my Steam added?
>>29496111
i have zero idea who you are, but probably. try sending a message
>>29496120
WE ENCOUNTERED THIS WAY LAST TIME LOL you'll catch on soon.
>>29496127
I'm an alcoholic, remember? my memories of you have been drowned in booze
>>29496142
>kunt
you'll find me on steam again.
>>29496018
I thoroughly enjoyed the potato facts
You never know what you'll learn in drinking threads
>>29496180
speaking of potatoes, I'm gonna drive to the liquormart and buy some vodka.
>>29495838
When they first encountered it in the new world, Europeans used to think that the potato was the devils plant because it came from the ground. I guess you could say that for you it really is the devils plant.
It was during the Irish famine that Jonathan Swift suggested, in a very /b/ way, that eating their children was the obvious solution.
One feels that there are more than one, entirely independent, conversations going on.
Sip
>>29496381
>Jonathan Swift suggested that eating their children was the obvious solution.
That was satire, you fucking mong
Inhumanely stupid.
People sneezing read loud makes me murderous.
>tfw my birth country might actually uncuck itself
today is a glorious day
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/eu-referendum-results-live-brexit-most-likely-outcome-says-leadi/
>>29496323
I find that highly unlikely, root vegetables were often consumed in Europe long before the potato
>>29496323
>was the devils plant because it came from the ground.
that's retarded.
They thought nightshades were poison because they used a similar plant, nightshade, to make poison.
>>29496444
Well of course it was a satire you mong.
Swift is famous because of his witty satire.
He was a Scribblarion after all.
>>29496472
He also wrote Gulliver's travels. A satire commenting on the nature of man.
>>29496444
I think Swift was the genetic precursor to John Gleese (sp?)
The king of satire
>>29496463
My sister's serious heart medication, digitalis, is made from deadly nightshade
>>29496450
>I find that highly unlikely, root vegetables were often consumed in Europe long before the potato
I don't know, I am really lacking in my general plant knowledge so I guess I just heard some false interesting fact from one of my teachers.
>>29496463
Lets get an expert in here.
Some pretty high level Bantz goin on here.
CHEERS!
>went to booze store
>found vodka so bad it was 30% off and came with free ginger beer
>bought biggest size
This thread dies when I fucking allow it to die.
Just like you 54m50n.
>>29497533
alright, I'll come back
>tfw my home country is now uncucked
>tfw the EU will fall soon
good times
>>29497572
Fuck the EU. I have statistics to back that up too. Fuck the EU.
>>29497572
I'm fucking drinking to that.
Can you put vodka in a bloody mary, or is that haram?
Finishing up my ginger beer and want something salty.
>>29497596
its death will be good for everyone but the parasites in Brussels
>>29497600
aren't bloody marys usually made with vodka?
>>29497651
I suppose they are, the brunch place I had made them with whiskey unconventionally, I guess.
What are you listening to right now?
>>29497651
>its death will be good for everyone but the parasites in Brussels
I hope that we more towards smaller governments all around, not just in the EU. These tax farms have really gotten out of hand. If you saw some of the statistics regarding the US economy and what the government is promising the people, which raises the question of how they will pay for those promises, then I don't know if you would laugh or cry. With the massive debt and on top of it the inflation from all the money we are already printing, I don't think that they can follow through with their promises of retirement pensions and all that shit. It's insane when you look at the statistics yourself, then you realized that the whole country just got got by these political powers.
>>29497687
patriotic music, in celebration of UK independence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
>>29497797
we need to stop giving money to people just for being old
Sailor Jerry and coke. I just finished the bottle, so once this buzz wears off I'll be back to normal until I get my mom to get more. I pay for it myself but I'm 20 so I can't buy for myself yet.
I'm texting this girl and she's nice and super hot, like 10/10 (the alcohol helps with the the talking bit), but...she's such a normie! I mean like she says she play video games, but then she plays GTA and CoD on PS4 while I play Mass Effect and Dark Souls on Xbox One (inb4 console hate), then we talk about TV shows, and she talks about American Horror Story and The Office, and I haven't seen either of those, and she hasn't watched what I've watched.
I don't dislike her, she's nice and stuff, but like I just...get disappointed, she says she likes vidya then lists CoD and GTA, like oh.
I wonder, does she even LIKE internet memes? I dunno if it's gonna work out...
>>29497829
>we need to stop giving money to people just for being old
Yeah it's the only way. Still can't believe that Brexit won. That is absolutely fantastic.
>moved out of coutry because I wanted some change
>still feel like shit
>go buy some wine
>come back at hotel
>realise I didn't take my fucking bottle opener
>>29497842
Sailor Jerry is nice
and yeah, dumb roasties aren't worth it, even when they're hot
>>29497853
I wonder which EU country will leave next?
>>29497829
I'm listening to the much faggier Cabaret soundtrack outta nostalgia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chdpiSX2ino
I do love those rises and the whole pace of your song though- that's pomp done perfectly.
>>29497944
>I wonder which EU country will leave next?
The EU itself hopefully.
Now I understand sports teams and rooting for the winning team.
>>29497961
time for Gilbert and Sullivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Ky0v_0w0E
>>29497975
Gexit next maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co
I wish I had a mic, because I'd vocaroo the fuck out of this.
>>29497971
nah, at least a couple more countries will have to leave for that to happen
my money is on Denmark, there's plenty of anti EU sentiment there too
Bloody Marys are very good, two shots, two lemons, a fuckton of garlic chili paste, worschestire, more chili, and a v8
Puts the hair on your chest
>mom got mad at me for drinking alone
>told her I was drinking with my internet buddies
>>29497994
Alright, Denmark it is. I think in general the farther away from Belgium the country is, the sooner it will leave. The exception being Greece, which will hang on in their beggared ways. So the smaller economies might want to hang on longer until they stop getting free money.
>>29498131
drinking alone is the best drinking though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaD5n6rnc-4
>>29497994
why not germany? aren't they hemorrhaging cash to keep the thing running?
>>29498131
>>29498162
It's okay, bro, we're sharing a drink we call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone.
>>29491169
why don't you just get a gf?
JUST BE URSELF!! SHOW UR TRAINS
>>29498131
That is the saddest fucking thing I have ever read. :(
And I once read that my dog had cancer. Bad cancer.
>>29498155
in a way it is like drinking with others, but if we were all in the same room we'd probably fight more.
>>29498131
>people tell me not to drink alone
>tell them I'm drinking with internet people
>not actually doing that, just getting shitfaced alone, listening to the metal gear rising soundtrack on loop, and trying to find a gf
>>29498162
that's the trouble though, they're too invested in it
>>29498192
because I'm a fat autistic NEET who fails at relationships
>>29498215
>/fit/
>don't be autistic
>apply for jobs
>stop failing
PROBLEM SOLVED
>>29498214
>implying you want a gf
You're scared of gf-itude- you make all these excuses and shit.
>>29498214
You're literally a failed normie. Girls literally flock to your dick, you have good genetics but all you do is complain and whine like a women. You may as well become a woman Vyro because there's no reason stopping you from doing anything but the excuses in your head.
>>29498281
I said that but pluralized words properly
fuk u
I've been calling this canuck a pussy for YEARS get the fuck outta the arena small fry
>>29498260
kek no, I just get straight up ignored, ghosted, or treated like shit by the people that DO talk to me.
>>29498281
Except they don't. The only people that "like" me, are gays, trannies, or people looking to fuck with me or abuse me with insults
I hate these stupid memes. Last time a girl added me on skype I was more excited than I have been in fucking forever and had trouble sleeping because of it, but what happened? she never replied to a single fucking thing i said after that night..
just kill me.
>>29498303
Just fuck a tranny.
There's no fucking point to anything anyway, and if you regret it they will kill themselves soon enough.
>>29498323
I am not attracted to men or penises.
Did you guys see Doomstar Requiem? I feel like it was a p. good sendoff for the Metalocalypse franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S40urWbruo
>>29497829
>we need to stop giving money to people just for being old
Says the NEET. You're lucky your parents still give you an allowance at age 22.
>>29498351
More and more are buying their own vaginas now.
I bet you could trick yourself into liking one.
Or maybe even /pretend/ a normal girl is a tranny, do a mantra or some shit, and then you'll act like she's a monster barely worth your spooge and it'll en-wetten her.
100proof whiskey and azumanga daiou
>>29498382
>More and more are buying their own vaginas now.
>vaginas
I am immensely attracted to real, actual vaginas and that shit is fucking disgusting in comparison
why would I want some fucking literal open wound that can't even get wet?
>>29498398
I was gonna get slant-eye liquor, but the price they charge for soju is a FUCKING RACKET
it's so hard to find good anime to be a piece of shit to- I hate almost all dubs, but i get too drunk, sleepy, or sad to read subtitles.
>>29495103
40s because I forgot to buy a rack.
>>29498238
I can't do any of those things, if I could I wouldn't be here
>>29498382
trannies are disgusting and mentally ill
>>29498408
I think it does?
I asked /homo/ about franken pussy, and they say that even without surgery, with female hormones their peckers start smelling like cunts and getting all slimey when they do hormones.
The mucus membranes is technically made out of appropriate cells.
all weird science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU aside, you can still go with option 2.
or find some flaw you'll grudgingly put up with, and while stomaching it, play it up in your conscious mind as more disgusting than it is- to elevate your worth and dessimate her worth.
Your brain is tweakable and freakable- your face is cute, you body is generic/fine.
Psych yourself and you can win this thing.
>>29495227
BBQ place cook here. Number one in the area and super busy and the personalities that surround me are fake and pitiful. But I love fucking with them and getting in their heads.
Here's MY 'bottle' of choice
By the way, I think you're cool as shit...
>>29498451
>trannies are disgusting and mentally ill
a self hating tranny, what a surprise
>>29498482
I think he's so cool.
I've had this kid sibling admiration for the asshole for like four years.
>>29498464
Trannies are still fucking disgusting either way honestly.
besides, in order for the latter to work, I need to know a female
I do not currently
>>29498482
I just knew you were a tweaker. put the pipe down, get yourself some good molly instead
>>29498466
everyone in the restaurant/bar business is a degenerate, an asshole, or both
>>29498451
>trannies are disgusting and mentally ill
Everybody's disgusting.
Life itself is absolutely offensive- but you find what you can stomach.
>>29498414
Just watch the cute girls do the cute stuff
>>29498502
>I need to know a female
school
work
use your old friends (from hs or elsewhere)
internet connections
gay hobby shit
local volunteer opportunities
>tfw you have a bad acid trip and humiliate yourself in front of mtfg trannies
how much lower can I go
>>29498513
I hate girls in gook media, they're like the worst of women and the worst of little girls smashed together-
>>29498520
>school
none
>work
I work with no coworkers
>use your old friends (from hs or elsewhere)
none of them know single women I've TRIED
>internet connections
none that know single girls
>gay hobby shit
vidya and anime don't have social things here
>local volunteer opportunities
I used to volunteer to walk dogs, never met anyone besides middle aged women
>>29498504
>get yourself some good molly
I've tried to buy that shit thrice and got fucked over thrice.
I want it so bad.
>>29498539
>middle aged women
can you convince yourself to fuck them?
Maybe watch some milf porn?
>>29498303
The memes speak the truth. Get it together Vyro, instead of looking what happened that's bad look at your future. What do you plan on doing in your future Vyro, what are your goals?
>>29498549
I hate the idea of casual sex and also need someone who shares my interests and isn't going to fucking die when I'm 40, leaving me hopeless
A guy half my age and twice my size was punching hack's mother in the face, so I used a metal pipe to put him in the hospital...
a year in prison (not jail) taught me a valuable lesson :
Whether we are eating lobster in a palace, or sleeping on a metal slab in a state prison, we are all alone.... trapped inside our skulls...
Learn to embrace it
Its fantastic in here
https://youtu.be/IKgD_lwL6sU
https://youtu.be/ajR2VHT0ijM
>>29498559
what do canuck normies like?
>>29498574
Sports and clubbing
Almost exclusively
>>29498580
What conditions would make moving to America amicable for you?
I think it could be a little kinder to you- I as an American look at you, your opinions, your tastes, and I think you seem like quite a catch.
>>29498618
I legally can't obtain citizenship in the U.S.
I have done extensive research on the matter and the only way I could qualify is if I got married to an American
Which requires me to know a girl.
>>29492472
are you joking?
originaldo
>>29498636
What about a work visa?
>>29493464
Dude. trust me, samson doesn't have potential.
>>29498573
you are one gloriously weird bastard
keep it up
>>29498667
I would have to have some kind of reason for an employer to hire me over an american.
I am mentally ill, and lose my fucking mind if I have to work a job that isn't solitary. Work visa isn't an option. I just need to meet a girl online..
>>29498504
Dear UNEDUCATED armchair expert :
I was 15 when I first took MDA (I'm 52 now) .......REAL MDA... not MDMA (ecstacy), which came later, or MDEA or any of the other 'designer drug' Phenethylamines which soon followed...
I know more about these substances (with real first-hand experience) than you ever could in a thousand years... I am I walking laboratory that has taken pretty much every single drug on Earth, with the exception of the handful I would never ever bother with due to their worthlessness...
And it wasn't just to escape reality or to enjoy the toxicity... I always use my medication for therapeutic purposes and achieve the maximum from it whatever it might be... (Meth has AMAZING therapeutic purposes with maximum efficacy, the least of which not being the fact it makes you able to fuck for up to 5 days non stop)
'Molly' is simply a stupid trendy name for MDMA, suggesting it is the real pure 'molecule'....
OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE UNAWARE;
3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
Is not a molecule', but a series of them...
Hey... Dumbass... Yeah, you... Mr. expert on nothing that can't even get laid, but has advice for everybody with absolutely no experience or knowledge or education to back it up....
READ CAREFULLY:
3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
Read the last 5 syllables...
'molly' IS meth, you limp wristed little faggot... LOL at you thinking you're smarter or more superior than me
>>29498668
he has fugg potential.
If I could fuck people in a perfect vacuum sans consequence, he'd probably be number one on my list.
>>29498573
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF, NEPTUNE
>>29498693
>I am I walking laboratory that has taken pretty much every single drug on Earth
that actually explains a lot
>>29498697
nah hes a racist alcoholic fat autist who is obsessed with trains, his potential is almost nil even in that regard.
>>29498693
I know it's an amphetamine, which is why I suggested it. not all amphetamines are exactly the same though
>>29498697
what would it take for you to give me some fugg?
>>29498734
A holodeck with "fugg samson" as one of its programs.
The fugging sounds great, but everything afterwards sounds like a bad time.
I think that's one of your problems- you're very fuckable but you aren't really bf material.
>>29498693
What are your favorite psychedelics and combos?
>>29498765
>tfw cucked by a hologram
and we could just fugg once, or have a more casual relationship. I'm getting better at detachment
>people want to fuck samson
>no girl will even hold my hand for a few minutes
>>29498804
well you do look like a bit of a fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ
>>29498804
you had a whole harem at one point, but you blew it
>>29498804
>no girl will even hold my hand for a few minutes
Biggest lie.
>>29498504
Were you born homosexual or was it actually a decision on your part?... I'm not insulting you, rather I'm truly interested in your special if not disturbing brand of laughable effemininity, and absolute incompetency regarding procreation, or just getting your dick wet in general...
Much like a 450 pound woman who offers nutritional advice, and uses the old 'big boned' excuse, while everyone around her is well aware she was not born morbidly obese- YOUR ironic a diminutive genitalia and lack of life experiences or education may have been a congenital and environmental predicament beyond your control, you have actually had DECADES to correct and modify that situation, and raise your value to a level higher than that of toenail fungus....
Translation : deny it all you want, but you actually had to WORK very hard at becoming such an Exquisite failure in everything that you attempt...
Keep up the good work, shitlips
>>29498783
but that's degenerate- and there's the rub.
That's what gets me so tsun.
It is my secret plan if everything goes tits-up though.
-fuck Samson
-seppuku
>>29498704
I swear to fucking God this is a completely original comment :
LOL
thanxamillion
>>29498818
do you intentionally bleed autism through the keyboard or is it something that you just can't control at this point?
do you understand the irony in a tripfag on r9k accusing people of being failures?
>>29498818
says the ancient tweaker who has alienated everyone who truly matters in his life. frankly, you are in no state to give advice to anyone either. so either we can be hypocritical cunts to each other, or be chill and get wasted together. it's your choice m8
I want to drink, but the hangovers from 12 standard drinks AKA 400ml straight bourbon (minimum required to get where I want to be) leaves me with a crushing hangover that lasts all day, and part of the night. Pretty much ruins drinking since any enjoyment is overshadowed by that bullshit.
>>29498816
Except none of those "girls" would even talk to me offsite which is an obvious indicator that I was just being trolled hard
>>29498817
Except she also essentially did everything in her power to fuck me over on this board and in life in general, ditched me when I actually had money and the means to date her, and now spends her days being the biggest SJW feminist I have ever had the displeasure of meeting
>>29498804
you're so sweet and fragile though, you have fine elven features and sheee-it.
>>29498883
Still undesirable apparently
Fucking christ I hate this shit I'm losing my goddamn fucking mind because of the sheer lack of a girl to think about ssdfahsjjdsk
>>29498824
why not just do it? the world is ending soon anyway
>>29498712
RE: EXPLAINS A LOT
How correct you are...
For example it explains how I'm able to back up everything I say with real experience instead of parroting trendy anti-drug catch phrases developed by Madison Avenue and pumped into the otherwise empty synapses of idiots like yourself
It also explains why I am very familiar and comfortable with myself, accepting everything I am and everything I am NOT
( it also explains I have NEVER been without a girlfriend or a wife since I lost my virginity, and my understanding of human psychology and behavior have given me the insight necessary to communicate whatever I want and actually accomplish the 'closing of any romantic or sexual deal' I desire )
my current wife was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until I closed the deal, and now she helps me fuck our new 19 year old girlfriend)
ANY QUESTIONS ?
JOHNNY NEPTUNE:
The King Of Rockin' Trolls
>>29498905
You're a long term investment- a qt 3.14 virgin
you're going to get a lot of broads passing it up due to being Stacie cunts/general hypergamy, but you also have a certain air to you that insecure broads won't think that they're good enough for you.
>>29498905
Find yourself a 2D waifu. 3D are mind poison.
