>forced to move out 4 years ago
>parents pay for all my bills/expenses and give me money
>decide to move to a secluded part of the county to be left alone and not talk to neighbors
>nearest house is 2 acres away but empty for the 4 years I lived next to it
>see moving truck and state police car one morning when I was outside smoking
>moving truck leaves after 1 day
>state police car comes and goes
>realize my now closest neighbor is a cop
>can't piss in my yard drunk or smoke marijuana outdoors anymore
>afraid he might try to introduce himself to me
>>29490506
>houses are far apart
>cop will notice it's illegal substances you're consuming, not simply a cigarette
As if.
>>29490665
>implying he wont try to introduce himself when he sees me outside to know who his neighbor is
If i just run back into my house he'll think im wanted tor something. This is a nightmare
>>29490506
Pro tip: Cops don't shit where they live. That also means they don't often arrest their neighbors or start shit because they have to live next to these neighbors every day.
>sneak onto his property at night
>pour gasoline around the perimeter of his home
>light the fucker up
>profit???
>>29491157
you forgot the end part
>get convicted of murdering a cop
>lethal injection
I don't hate the police, I just moved out there to be left alone and the irony is a cop moves in next door.
>tfw can't even live outside the city limits and be alone
