You awake on a deserted island...
For some reason it's already stocked with food and supplies to last a life time...
All alone and doomed to spend the rest of your life in silent agonizing isolation...
But wait, there is a ray of hope...
One of these four girls can accompany you...
Who do you choose to spend the rest of your days with?
Crispy forever
If we can find a few chads to breed crispy and katyas genes together within the next few generations a goddes could be born.
Ashley is best available girl
>>29489946Katyayou fucking faggots.
>>29489946
Katya cause I studied russian in my university.
Whichever one is most likely to fuck me in the ass and call me her bitch.
>>29489946
Let's see...
>'fembot' tranny
>beautiful godess katya
>roach tranny
>12 year old boy
I choose katya because I'm not gay
>>29489946
any other pics of "crispy"? I have a feeling she has a big neck where all the others have pretty little necks.
>>29490022
That's not a girl, anon.
Shockingly unoriginal post.
>>29490094
God bless senpai
God bless wew
>>29489946
Crispy. Anzu doesn't look that good without wigs and makeup, Ashley barely looks 10, and Katya just doesn't do it for me.
>>29489946
Crispy or Anzu because they both are cute and confirmed like anime and games
i don't know shit about katya's personality and ashley is a cunt
>>29489946
Somehow I doubt any of them have two X chromosomes, no Y and I'd find it cruel to tie a man to a tree and fuck him, so I'll take the one that took the least hormones, could be useful. If anyone of these presumed retarded trannies is an actual girl I'll take that. Don't really care about attentionwhores tbqh.
>>29489946
Crispy by far. There's something so simple about her looks and yet so beautiful.
>>29490169
What did ashley do?
trick question
pick related is the only acceptable answer
>>29490099
>tfw no deserted island crispy gf
>>29490201
nothing, the tripfag is talking shit
>>29489946
Who's Crispy?
>>29490099
Everything about her is small and delicate and fragile
She is only 4'11
>>29490201
she's a sam hyde fan
that's pretty awful
They're all histrionic sluts but I'll have to go with crispy.
>ashley is disgusting and looks male so scratch that off right away
>anzu is cute, even without makeup, but has confirmed ugly feet
>katya looks mongoloid, which likely plagues her with hideous flat asian monkey feet, and with possible FAS which means ugly boyish underdeveloped toes and arch
>that leaves crispy, she's white which have the best feet genetics. not terribly pretty but i can always kill her off once im bored with her
If i have all the food i want why would i need some dumb broad to nag me for doing nothing all day and enjoy my paradise Island. I would probably be fed up and feed her to my domesticated coconut crabs soon.
>>29489946
Anzu for life
>>29490298
>anzu is cute, even without makeup, but has confirmed ugly feet
Gonna need some proofs.
>>29490327
this is me posting an image file.
>>29489946
Is Sam Hyde still fucking Ashley or did he drop her yet?
>>29490347
The feet part m8 though you're welcome to keep posting qt images of Anzu
>>29489946
>girlsI'd choose Anzu easy
definitely anzu
i want to fuck her pale feet so bad
>>29489946
Crispy, the rest are trash
Katya is a shallow girl with a plastic fake nose, anzu has some major issues in her mind as evident by the over the top cosplay and has a too skinny body even for me my taste. And ashley is somewhat unattractive with short hair and only somewhat more pretty with longer hair and has really nothing but edgy holocaust jokes.
Clearly, the choice is the innocent seemingly helpful and lovely Crispy. All other girls could be summarized as /f/, /a/ or /pol/.
You would be a madman not to pick her. She would serve the role of the cave wife and berry picker rather perfectly.
Anzu a best
>>29490287
except for that linebacker neck she hides
Anzu. Even if theres a bunch of food, Id probably lose all of it by playing soccer with the avacados. Anzu seems like the most tasty selection
>>29490474
>tasty
Open wide, anon.
>>29490201
She seduced /pol/ through her content. And then she left them. That's it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQAgFhIukmg
>>29490377
I can't find it but there's one full body front shot where she's barefoot and you can see her disgusting mangled up toes but that's about it for anzu feet pics as far as I know
>>29490559
this
might
be
original
>>29490559
Are the clothes white/blue in that pic? If so I think I saw it.
KATYA
A
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Y
A
original
>>29490580
Yeah seen it. Now that you mention it her toes really are kinda fucked up, but she's cute af otherwise.
>>29489946
There is no question here.
>>29490545
Insufferable. These far-right natsoc guys think of themselves as these alpha ubermensch but fall for the classic beta neckbeard bait.
>muh redpilled qt waifu
You know damn well 100% that once she sucks nigger cock and get a black bf she'll be playing bongo drums and chanting 'black power'.
anzu looks like the most fun
ashley looks like no fun
>>29489961
FPBP
Crispy's cuteness is unmatched
I'd pick Ashley because she's the qtest and she's also probably the biggest failure of the four so I could relate to her better.
>>29490886
but ashley a shit though
>>29489946
None cus they all look like they are fucking five years old...
Are any of them virgins?
>>29490932
But I like her.
>>29490973
only crispy but that won't last.
>>29490973
Katya and Anzu are probably peast likely to be virgins, I don't know enough about Crispy to say, Ashley could go either way, she was a NEET so she didn't really get out enough to lose her virginity, but she might have become more extroverted since she stopped making videos are maybe she was more extroverted beforehand.
>>29489946
katya or anzu, probably katya
>pick katya
>when can't speak russian and she can't speak english
lmfao
I'll pick crispy
because anzu is too skelly and ashley is crazy
>ywn be crispy's island servant that she hugs and kisses so you'll keep getting her food and continue to satisfy her hormonal urges
>>29490886
I'd pick me too anon-kun ;)
>>29490932
You're a shit.
>>29489961
>Darkest skin tone.
>Looks the oldest out of the fourShills. Shills everywhere..
>>29489946
(s)he already seems to be on a deserted island right now, without me ;_;
>>29491032
Then I pick crispy.
None of them because all women are bitches and whores.
Also more food for me
>>29489946
any of these girls would rather attempt to swim away by their own means instead of being stuck on the island with me.
>>29489946
Literally who are any of these bitches?
>>29491337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDpJO8Ablhc
>>29490360
Is there anybody Sam Hyde hasn't fucked? Marky already took one from him.
>>29489946
Three whores and a trap roach? What the fuck kind of punishment game is this? Fuck anon.
If I have to choose, then anzu, he seems to be the weakest and most sickly, so I'll kill him and keep everything for myself. Maybe I'll use the bones for fertilizer for more food.
>>29491682
He doesn't fuck as many people as people say. He definitely didn't fuck both Ashley and Marky seeing as people use he same pictures to support both arguments. I'd guess he only fucked Marky as there are actual pictires of them together and Ashley not only lived very far from him, but she's probably too introverted to just pack her bags and move half-way across the country to get with some guy she barely knows, if she even knew him at all. Other than, that he seems to just fuck anyone that's willing.
>>29490780
>pol is one person
>all women like black men
Okay chucko
This question is really asking which girl you want to suffer for the rest of her life being stalked by some horny robot loser
>>29491916
I would rape Ciara
>>29489946
1) Katya
2)I pick a shrink ray and shrink myself to master size only to be then swallowed and digested alive by her, nourishing her gorgeous body
>>29489946
>tfw I have mastered the ability to summon my own crispys
>>29489946
Crispy >> Katya >>>>> Anzu > Ashley
>>29491222
You cropped the text from this photo?
Katya, I'd learn Russian for her too
Is that pathetic? Nah Russian is a cool language
>girls that take hundreds of pictures of themselves a day, spend all their money on makeup and hair and clothes, care only about appearances and social media
>literally the embodiment of Stacey, the embodiment of impure attention whoring sluts
>r9k, the board that hates normies and women and social media, orbits these normalfag sluts
End me, please
>>29489961
te amo crispy
I don't really follow this stuff closely but crispy I think crispy is the cutest.
>>29492326
Are you a girl? I will orbit you
>>29489946
Is this a real question? The three of them don't even compare to goddess Katya.
>>29492326
Not like r9k is well known for its exceptional social awareness and ability to determine whether they're being manipulated or not. This behavior of worshiping the one same girl is disgusting and males start doing it around the time they reach puberty, it's absolutely horrible and they all usually just orbit the girl that the alpha guy in the group finds the most attractive. Which then, in turn, makes the girl exceedingly overrated and obtain a horribly inflated ego.
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS HOW STACY IS BORN.
Ashley is the only right answer
>>29492716
I will add:
Chad often changes his taste and kinda directs his group of beta males into worshipping some other random female, if the female rejects the attention... Chad will get kinda sad, which in turn will ruin the girl's social life because betas will be angry that the girl isn't appreciating ALL THE NICE THINGS THEY TELL HER (nice things like YOUR BEWBS ARE HOT, I'd fuck your feet DAMN MAMASITA).
Also, ofc, Stacy will be mad. And by Stacy I mean, the Stacies that Chad has brought into existence previously... Will be mad. Because Chad wanted a girl and the girl hurt Chad's feelings. The very same Chad who was so good to them.Source: I went to middle school and high school.
>>29492718
The right answer is to stop giving attention whores attention.
Sincerely,
your b0ss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Xjdh2SChQ
;___;
why was ashley so fucking perfect. this was one of my favorite videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Vz2FGoAXY
i never loved a girl more than i loved ashley. it was crazy. it was heart-breaking. i miss her..
I don't keep up too much with the girls obsessed over but
>anzu wouldn't have access to makeup, wigs, and color contacts she would look like shit
>crispy looks a bit too ghoulish; not my thing
>Ashley is a man from reading the thread
>nothing wrong with Katya
Clearly the answer is Katya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38F7jaqquE4
she could have really done anything. she could have done asmr like some of the other girls, or cosplay like anzu, but she was just too smart for any of that. literally the most perfect and innocent girl.
>being hetero
>not choosing the superior female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwN_xqpiEtQ
anyone else used to get on /ashleyj/?
don't you miss it sometimes...
>>29493004
uncut
go all out u ruthless fgt
>>29492928
>>crispy looks a bit too ghoulish
Thats her whole thing though
The gothic-punk macabre stuff
very qt t.b.h.
Katya until the day I die
Anzu's going to die in a few years from bulimia, Ashley is an ugly normie, and crispy has creepy toad eyes
>>29490580
They're sunken into the carpet you dumpasses
>>29493064
crispy is mexican and she smells like carne asada
>>29493094
>dumpasses
>>29489946
none unless they have penises
where is rose?
>>29493004
Yeah, I miss Margot Jones.
>>29493195
too old and probably watching game shows
>>29493214
that was so strange. i didn't fully understand what they were doing, with those videos. almost like a dream or something.
>>29493248
Do you have the archive?
>>29493291
no, nothing saved unfortunately. just a bunch of old stuff
>>29493291
made webm
wait for me to post
>>29493418
Margot webm? What about the rare "fisting tips" video?
>>29489946
But won't they just try and avoid all contact with me or kill themselves to escape their new found Hell?
>>29493343
Damn, I thought uncut unlocked a Margot jones library and was signaling this discovery with pic related. I was wrong?
>>29493601
uncut knows nothing
>>29489946
Anzu, I'm a sucker for girls with dyed hair and that whole alt girl thing
>>29493649
Uncut has seen rare post Margot jones pp we only dream of.
>>29493688
>anzu
>alt girl
>>29489946
They're all fucking ugly, i'd rather have my dog with me
I know Anzu has an Instagram, but do any of the other girls?
>>29493508
this. They are way out of my league and/or crazy.
Plus they would be fixated on "oh anon we have to last it out I need to get back to my bf so i can have sex with him"
>>29489946
crispy without a fucking doubt
she's so fucking perfect
>>29489946
They would probably say that I was ugly and run away
>>29489946
Can i get a computer with internet connection instead?
Holy fuck, i could pirate and do all kinds of shady shit and i would never be caught. I could get rich by starting a gay-ass bitcoin empire or whatever. They'll never find the island, right?
>>29493695
who cares tho, Ashley pp is the only pp that matters
>>29493248
>they
It was Marky I thought?
>>29489946
I would take Anzu and pummel her face until it looks like a smashed piece of beef lasagna. Then I would use her face as fish bait and live out the rest of my life in blissful solitude, smugly thinking on what I had taken from all her adoring orbiters.
>>29493843
it wasnt marky, that wasnt her home.
>>29493839
Is that a still from "fisting tips"?
>>29493860
Marky has vanished from everywhere. What happened?
>>29489946
Can I trade the girl for a lifetime supply of drugs, booze and anime?
If not or if those count as "supplies," I'd pick the turkroach
>>29493920
I'd give u half a lifetime supply of each
>>29489946
Whose that ayy lmao dyke looking ass bitch on the bottom right, get her away from those decent waifus
>>29494045
Ashley has perfect facial geometry.
>>29494082
Why is this pic unattractive?
>>29494082
>>29494343
i have never seen these ashley's before
post un-common ashleys
>>29494782
What is your opinion of the race photo?>>29494343
>>29489946
>Never thought I'd be like the rest of /r9k/
>Have chosen a 3D waifu along with all the rest of you
they're all trannies so none of them
>>29493343
this is all i got from "margot"
>>29494821
ashley might be hispanic
>>29495263
yeah, supposedly 1/4.
she'll have to go back, unfortunately.
>thread devolves into one or two dudes ashleyposting
>>29493004
>ywn go back to late 2014 to see her first videos
anybody remember when she would also post on /pol/?
>>29495308
yes, october was a good month that year
>>29495308
>now that was quite the intro
my tears don't stop flowing to this day
>>29495327
>>29495375
>ywn share Ashley pics with that one Lithuanian guy on /pol/ again
>>29489946
I know the day will eventually come when crispy's insta will have a pic of her and her boyfriend or something
I have to get over her before that day comes
>>29495401
do you have the uncut photo of ashley holding her pug?
>>29495443
hmmmmm maybe
xxxx
>>29495471
no one has the pug one
>>29495578
this one senpai?
xxx
I destroy the supplies.
Wojak blease
>>29495620
this one, from long ago
>>29495689
looking for the uncropped version, margot was asking $30 for it, thought you might have it
>>29490099
thin and normal sized desu
>>29489946
Either Katya or Anzu
i think i'd actually have a shot with ashley
anybody got some contact info?
help me chase my dreams anons
need to do something with my 50k before I turn in
>>29495689
oh got it
>>29495797
i beat you to it
>>29495849
beat me to what? she is your gf m8?
i'm decent lookin, I've got a job, think she would be degen with me?
>>29489946
Anzu is not even cute without makeup or a wig on. Into the trash. Also she is probably a roasty.
>>29495872
beat you to getting contact info. you in CO?
>>29495804
you said you would post a webm earlier?>>29493418
>>29495922
Nope, I'm in Texas. I dont see distance as much of a challenge though
Pls share. I'm goin to bed, skype is sail.7
>>29495763
why have I never seen this picture
I thought my rare crispy collection was complete
>>29495951
that's not me but i have some webms saved though
daily reminder that you are BULLSHIT if you pick anyone but anzu
>>29489946
Ashley or Katya can't fucking decide
I want to fuck crispy's sister in the ass. Great ass and tits on that bitch. Someone post pictures of her sister she's got a body made to fuck
Just threw this together. Let's switch it up a bit, ya?
Choose one for the OP scenario, one to be college dorm roommates with, and one to be on a lifeboat with (just the two of you) after you meet her in the dining hall on the titanic.
Please credit me when reposting this image, much obliged =]
>>29496269
Where is Marky now? No YouTube, no blog?
>>29496269
these are not waifus
get these filthy norms off my board
>>29495763
Why is this picture so lewd
She look like a little toy girl
>>29489946
Interesting question OP, give me a second to think about and I'll let you know what I think.
>>29490347
She's still wearing makeup...
>>29489946
I think I've fallen in love, Katya.
>>29496269
I would rather kill myself first.
>>29492984
What makes her superior? Genuinely curious here since I don't know any of the girls that much
>>29497462
She actually is the real deal "girl next door"
Slightly impressionable but totally genuine
>>29497552
Are the fag who thinks she's his friend? Delusional pathetic idiot you are
Who is bottom left and top right? Do they have YouTube channels?
>>29497588
Thats not me, I only chatted with her a few times when she was doing that curious cat thing, but she doesn't seem to put on airs, she really is genuinely kind to people. its really admirable.
>>29489946
ashley
no contest
>>29489946
Katya. Would choose Anzu but she looks shit without makeup, so I pass.
>>29496269
I'd pick Erica because I'm most familiar with her. The others I wouldn't know what I'm dealing with. Erica obviously wouldn't date me, but maybe she'd give me hugs if I'm a good roomie.
>>29496269
Ew, fucking gross.
>>29489946
Anzu, obviously
>>29497950
Hehlooo....eeetz anzoooooo
Saaannkkuuu anon-kun!!!
>>29490094
fucken /threadcomentario original carajo
>Deserted island
There's only so much entertainment fucking can provide, I'd probably take Ashley, lay around in the sun for a while, play my coconut bongos then hang myself off a tree.
>>29493099
But does she taste like it that's the question
>>29490617
aww this is so adorable
Reminds me of my sisters dog
>>29493790
Crispy's instagram is Alterhacker and I think Katya has a private one
>>29489946
Katya never did anything for me ever.
Ashley's nutbag youtube videos kind of turned me off her.
Anzu is too weeby and flashy.
But I dig alter hacker/crispy. Im a sucker for that weirdo loner teenage goth girl thing.
>>29489946
It depends, which one has a penis?
>>29489946
Crispy obv
>>29489946
None, they're all useless cunts who would do nothing but whine while I did all the work, I'd rather be alone.
Ashley would definitely be the most interesting company. Also, I have a thing for young preteen-looking traps. I would choose her only if I'm guaranteed monthly airdrops of her hormones. I don't want her turning into a guy on me
>>29489946
Anzu has the most Aryan genes in spite of being a roach
>No I'm not white. I just know I can trigger some /pol/fag everytime I do the dirty
>>29496157
does your collection have feet?
>>29491043
>Katya and Anzu are probably peast likely to be virgins,
W-why
>>29498863
Not him, but I think this is a fairly common crispy.
>>29499223
post rare crispys
this is original
>>29499102
All four of them could be accused of being attention whores, but Anzu takes it to new levels and she gets out to crowded places regularly, not to mention girls who are into cosplaying are usually sluts. I would be shocked if she wasn't hit on with some regularity at the conventions she goes too, and at that point it doesn't take much for her to go along with it.
I never knew much about Katya's personality but she's been around long enough that she has to be getting up there in the years. That's not to say that she's old, but she's probably old enough that if she was still a virgin she might feel conscious about it, and with looks like hers, I doubt she'd find trouble in getting a guy to fuck her. In addition to that, didn't she have that asian boyfriend? She must have fucked him at some point.
Misaki best girl.
Katya but Crispy is a close one.
Anzu is a Turkroach and Ashley looks like a 10 year old boy.
>>29499419
qt hispanic girl.
katya
russian girls are hardy and robust
what do you call crispy's look? it's not goth, goth is way more garish on average, i feel like there has to be a named style or maybe thats just the /fa/ggot in me looking for titles like palewave and shit in everything
>>29499780
Professor!
>>29499780
average tumblrina tbqh (not to be confused with the extremist feminazi tumblrina)
>>29499814
I don't see the tumblrina
I think it's just black clothes, no specific style
>>29499780
its called "18 year old teen girl" look
>>29499864
im 20 now and of what i remember of highschool no one dressed like that
>>29490094
No trannies in that pic.
>>29489946
Take away the make up and cute/quirky girl act and Anzu is your average spoiled Stacey bitch with average looks.
>>29493885
>>29496298
She got creeped out by robots
>>29496269
Marky for all of them, ofc
I'll take Miru over any of those roasties.
I choo choo choose her.
>>29499959
I guess it's ashley, then. Unless katya actually didn't get fat.
>>29489946
Crispy is life
>>29500045
Ashley is Sam Hyde's sex toy. She gets fucked by that disgusting fat greasy sloth.
>>29500039
The supplies don't include heroin anon
>>29489946
I don't know any of these bitches. I mean I know who they are, but I haven't talked to them ever, and picking one only based on looks to expend my entire life with that person seems to be a little of a bad choice.
They all seem to be attentionwhores anyway. I guess I would pick Katya only based on looks. Perhaps Crispy.
>>29500099
I will grow it myself. We can smoke it together and live a life of perfect blissful harmony forever.
>>29500103
I don't think crispy is an "attention whore" at all.
People started spamming her pics on /b/ back last summer and then she kinda got somewhat known all over, mostly /r9k/
Then everyone developed this unrealistic image of who she was, and she tried to set the record straight that she is just a regular flawed girl. This led her to interact with users of this board, and some got the idea she was putting on some kind of act just to lead them on, which I don't think is true at all.
In reality I think she is just a lonely girl who reaches out for friends through the internet, and some misconstrue that.
If anything i'd say she is overly modest about herself.
>>29500207
I seems that you're infatuated and all of what you're saying is just the illusion you have created in order to accept her as a "waifu". You know, because she's so modest and absolutely not like the other girls.
>>29500207
>she tried to set the record straight that she is just a regular flawed girl
How did she try to do that?
>>29499429
Oh wow, more?
Ashley is a whore right? I'd take her
>asked other anons which would they choose
>start a neverending circlejerk about the "right choice"
be happy you can chose between cute girls, not 3 black guys and a mexicl called Steve
>>29489961
Seems like it shouldnt be a question at all
>>29500207
I've talked to her (because I'm a shit) and while I agree with you, she definitely enjoys the attention. Not in a bad way of course but yeah she's fairly normal, considering.
>>29500296
I mean you're not wrong...
>>29500419
Not the person you responded to, but I mean she posts regular shit. Nothing like "attention seeking" per se. But she's definitely just a normal quirky (depending on your definition) 18 year-old girl. If anything people try to push her towards being more "in touch" with her fans and she's not like that.
>>29489946
I know nothing about these girls or their personalities, but I get the impression Anzu is probably a batshit crazy narcissist. I'd have to go with Crispy cause she's a grade-A cutie and I dig the Creepy Suzie vibe. Katya's a close second, especially cause I already know she's still going to be hot when she gets a bit older.
>>29500296
What if you're just cynical? Maybe neither of you has any idea.
>>29500064
Well I guess I was in idiot for lusting after 3DPD
>>29500207
She's just way too nice to everyone lol. It's genuine kindness but probly some anons thought it was an act.
>>29489946
Katya **Ruski Ivan**
>>29500064
ive never seen proof of this claim. just some youtube private message saying hes banging a 16 year old or something
>>29500801
She is and DESU it's kinda annoying because the "nice guy" anons love to abuse it and treat her like a waifu and berate her for her attention instead of realizing she's a regular ass person.
>>29489946
katya>ashley>anzu>crispy
i like everything about katya
ashley is close, but she too skiny
anzu is cosplaying roach with makeup
crispy eyes are shit
>>29489946
Just a reminder, folks. Just a reminder. Always and forever.
>>29490447
>Katya is a shallow girl with a plastic fake nose
Proofs?
I don't know anything about these whores, but based on looks alone, as shown in the OP pic, I select Anzu.
>>29489946
Crispy. She's beautiful inside and out. Katya is a plastic doll, Anzu doesn't look that good without lots of makeup, circle lenses, wigs. Ashley is fucking shit, inside and out.
>>29501592
why is ashley shit inside?
what about these godesses?
what aboot these goddesses
>>29489946
Katya, then Anzu. The other two I don't care for.
Katya is cute while having a normal and womanly look.
She looks healthy relative to the others and with all the time we'll have we can learn each others language.
Anzu just because.
>>29501870
damn pretty nice but that nose ring is shit
>>29493089
This right here my nigga
Not to mention that anzu is disgusting roach
>>29493885
>>29496298
she hasn't vanished, just avoiding some creepy ass cringe fucks (especially on steam).
>>29496269
marky because she draws cool dogs
i miss having a dog ;_;
also doesn't everyone die on the titanic, it'd have to be something else.
>>29500039
at a glance i thought that was webm luke
>>29491043
dude ashley was fucked by Sam
>>29489946
OP is beta as fuck! They look like little bois.
>>29495425
DELETE THIS I CAN'T TAKE IT SHE LOOKS SO PURE
>>29491228
how does crispy look old you retarded tripfag
>you proclaim your undying love in every thread
>Sam Hyde fucks her on his bed
>>29502662
This
3d waifus are fucking retarded unless you're a full blown cuckold
