Why don't you go to beauty school so that you can go work at a salon and touch the hands and feet of cute girls?!
Beauty school would be good for robots
>>29489624
i... i might do this
because unless you get a job working at disney it's not worth it for the amount of disgusting roasties you'll be forced to attend to
Because I'm white and hairy
>>29490734
plenty of bulked up Chads that work at Beauty Salons and they are straight. No one cares as long as you're not weird and you can paint nails really well.
>>29490700
The hard part is the chemistry part and the bedside manner part
>>29489624
Or you could just pretend to be gay and get tons of friends who are girls. They'll fart and queef and get naked and stuff around you cause they think youre just another one of the girls.
Worked for me.
You'll mostly get older women. Like your mom and grandma old. The younger ones aren't going to let some creep touch their hair and feet. You have to be gay to work at places targeting younger people, and even then you'll just get gay dudes for customers.
>>29491532
I never said that I was straight
you need to be a Asian women to work there
...and get sued for "sexual assault" because good chunk of them are SJWs
oh, also don't forget about a lot of wasted money for something that won't give me any chance at getting a proper job
