Seriously dad? A penis pump? Not only are those useless, I had just gotten over my penis size. Why?
>it's used
>>29487086
Better than your dad giving you his BBC or dragon dildo collections.
>>29487086
He just wanted chad, not a useless neet. Can you blame him?
>>29487123
Sure fucking hope not. If it isn't properly packaged I won't use it.
>>29487138
I may not be a Chad, but I'm no neet.
portuguese pepe?
>>29487086
Hah! The Sagres in that pepe made me chuckle. Solid kek my friend.
>>29487196
Indeed.
>>29487086
How big is your pee pee organ?
>>29487419
Just on the Portuguese average (15.14cm)
He told me:
"Look I'm small too. I tried using this but I was too old for it to work."
At first I thought:
No, it didn't work because they never do.
My second thought was:
YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND YOU DECIDE TO REPRODUCE? HOPE THAT BRAZILIAN BITCH YOU'RE FUCKING FAKES IT EVERY TIME!!!!
I've decide. I'm gonna tell them I don't want that shit. There so many health risks around these things. I'd rather have a small functioning penis than a small non-functioning penis
>>29487514
i am portuguese too and i am 13cm. less maybe.
do not feel bad no one needs to be a fuking horse.
where u are mate?
>>29489197
Concelho de Odivelas. I won't more specific because, you know...
>>29489574
no problem mate.
and do not use that shit it will fuck your dick.
shave your dick if you want. it will look bigger.
>>29489574
Know a bar called Castelo? Knew a girl went there for Karaoke...
>>29489738
I really don't know anything about bars
wow there a lot of tugas in this board. That's both comforting and sad
>>29490535
>wow there a lot of tugas in this board. That's both comforting and sad
indeed.
i am in coimbra right now studing.
"espirito academico" is some shit here i tell you...
how you all are doing?
>>29490679
Work sucks. Want to leave portugal.
>Lisboa reporting in
>>29491206
I have long term plans to leave just need more experience first
It's hard to leave fresh off uni
>>29491479
Lisboa.
Please kill all the tourists. Can't wait for august, when the city is empty and I get a post apocalyptic vibe.
>>29491635
august isn't when all tourist come to get a piece of "cultura"?
i do not know what lisboa is soo good.
only uni students go to their place.
>>29491206
We all do
>>29491635
We all know they suck, but they are the only thing keeping us from going full greece
Margem sul here
I became a norman just a few months ago, you can do eet too, guys
>>29492172
We have to create the Portuguese community of r9k. I mean seriously
>>29492402
i know a anon from coimbra.
maybe we should create athread or something?
maybe it is better tomorrow at 2pm or something. right now people are sleeping. i will go sleeping too have exam tomorrow.
and OS FILHOS DA PUTA DOS NORMAIS DEVEM DE SAIR DO CARALHO DO MEU FIO BEM RAPIDO CARALHO.
QUERO ESSES CORNOS MANSOS FORA RAPIDO. CARALHO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TUDO FORA CARALHO.
>>29492624
e os ciborgues caralho?
>>29492402
There's really no need for that. Arneingay is arneingay
