Someone told me "no girl likes a suicidal guy". How do these emos get laid then?
>>29485970
They're physically attractive? Anyone with sufficient good looks can get away with all sorts of personality flaws.
>>29485970
suicidal girls.
>>29485970
With other emos.
These little faggots are still running around? I never see them anymore.
They're not actually suicidal, they're just alternative normalfags
Girls like you if you are depressed BUT good looking.
>suicidal because no gf
>no gf because suicidal
Check mate, OP.
Because they're not having sex with (((girls)))
>>29485970
Have these actually existed past 2007?
They're getting dick shoved in their ass
They take a blade to the dick.
>>29485970
Like robots, they're not really suicidal. They just want attention. But since emo kids would go outside and do stuff and care about ther appearance, women would like them.
they look like the faggots in the bands girls listen to and maybe say some shit like from the lyrics from time to time
that is literally the only reason.
it's easy to get laid. just sell your soul and forget your potential to be a decent human being
>>29485970
It's disappointing how most of them buy their image. Why can't they "rebel" or whatever in a more DIY way?
>>29485970
They might if it's a guy who is suicidal in a cool way. Like maybe takes more risks and is more reckless and aggressive.
They don't like a boring crybaby who whines on frog imageboards and doesn't go outside.
>>29486403
I wish. The one in my class was violently homophobic.
>>29486584
>sell your soul
You need to get over yourself
>>29486339
Might as well fuckign end it
>>29485970
they aren't actually suicidal?
>>29486064
it's a pretty outdated look
>>29486064
>>29486894
What do they look like now?
>>29486913
do they even exist anymore? i thought the most recent reincarnation died out after about 2007
>>29486913
They kinda look the same, actually. Either they "grew out of it" and look like normans or they leveled up into top tier make up skills and top tier aesthetics. Some just stopped wearing make up, for example, updated their wardrobe a bit... But still are v emo.
>>29486972
I meant what do kids look like now?
I used to hate these faggots back in the day, but I would still pick them any day over the social justice kids we have today
>>29485970
>Implying you would not destroy his tight pink boipussi
>>29485970
ignore any comment that says otherwise
girls at that age LOVE that shit, and now that i'm older I can't blame them for going for easy prime teen pussy
>>29487564
Nah, when emo was big and I was a girl "at that age" I thought emo guys were fucking upsetting and full of shit. I laughed heartily when a certain cuck came out of nowhere trying to sound all alpha by saying "I see you've been listening to The Smiths and Joy Division now, finally listening to good music!"
I reacted with a mix of "I can't even believe this fucking idiot." + "Holy shit he's a fucking pleb." and just pretended to be nice and let the conversation die out.
>>29487632
I've already been instructed to ignore this comment.
>>29487632
SHOO SHOO ROASTIE SHOO FLAP YOUR CUNT WINGS AND AWAY WITH YOU
>>29487671
I'm not like other girls anyway anon :^) most girls I knew loved that emo boy goodness. I also couldn't befriend females properly because they considered me evil for breaking their emo oneitis' hearts for talking down on them for being so pretentious and smug when they talked to me.
Poor little Johnny, he could never quite fuck the alpha female he wanted so he had to get a collective of female beta orbiters to suck his metaphorical and physical dick instead.
>>29487693
I will if you check my double dubs.
>>29487744
Are you a jealous lesbo or something?
>>29486623
im soory anon
>>29485970
what is this 2005?
emos don't exist anymore. Maybe in Europe because their trends are 10 years behind.
>>29487866
yet americucks are on EDM frenzy
>>29487776
Interesting question. But no, I'm not. What do you think I would have been jealous of anyway? My distaste for bandwagon fashion trends and musical taste is just that, an aversion to people who lose all identity just to belong /somewhere/. I always got along way better with friendly Chads, friendly "nerdy" Chads and, funnily enough, robots (just because autism, really).
>>29485970
Because they aren't actually suicidal, they're just attention seeking.
>>29485970
>no girl
Think harder.
>>29486623
>homophobic
I keep on hearing that those like pounded boipussi the most
>>29485993
/thread/
No, /board/
This sums up everything. Well said, anon
>>29487744
>I'm not like other girls
FUCK OFF ROASTIE THIS IS NOW A WOMAN HATE BREAD
>>29489182
POST YOUR ROASTIE HATE ANONS
WRYYYYYYYYY
>>29489196
WITH ME
CHAAAAAARGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29485970
They're not suicidal, they just pretend they are, and the girls know it
>>29488196
He also had shit taste in movies. I saw his myspays. used "are" in place of "our". And was always chatting with Malaysian muslim girls. I don't understand why.
>>29487866
Are push scooters not popular in the U.S.?
